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Battle Royale 3: Super Showdown
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/23/2008 4:48:15 PM message detail |
Everybody loves Duel, yet wants to constantly kill him. It is the Duel Effect. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 5/23/2008 8:28:36 PM message detail |
"'You can always just bring me back to life if I end up burning to death or something right?' Drake asked." "[Drake] lay there cut, bruised, breathing heavily and coughing out feathers occasionally." "The arrow had hit [GQ] straight in the heart and her body already had no motion whatsoever." Hmm, this is metagaming, but I can't help but ponder some things about Jial's situation and how many revives he has (granted, Drake isn't dead, but his current state isn't exactly one I'd call advantageous), assuming he makes it out of his current predicament alive. Also, I'd hate to be anywhere near a deceased princess's body when her bodyguard finally arrives on the scene... --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/23/2008 10:38:48 PM message detail |
Resurrection level 1 = one time shot. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 5/23/2008 10:52:51 PM message detail |
Haha, yeah the chicken part was great. Great chapter. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 5/23/2008 11:11:00 PM message detail |
At the rate things are going, having that resurrection skill will prove useless...v_v --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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Saxom Posted 5/23/2008 11:54:17 PM message detail |
lol |
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DeadDuel Posted 5/26/2008 1:48:40 AM message detail |
lol. Great chapters. Who wants to be my partner next time? --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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yeti Posted 5/26/2008 2:03:57 AM message detail |
Soon you'll be partners with the undertaker. And if that's too cleverly subtle, I mean you're going to die. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DeadDuel Posted 5/26/2008 2:13:18 AM message detail |
Undertaker used to be my favorite wrestler. I'd love to be his tag team partner. --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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GhostlyCrow Posted 5/26/2008 9:45:40 AM message detail |
Random coincidence, I really liked Undertaker as well, back when I watched pro wrestling with my brothers. Kane, too. --- So, in closing, I hope a cat shoves itself down your throat so you can choke on it and die. ~ Gyrocoptor |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/26/2008 10:15:27 PM message detail |
New chapter will begin production soon, any UIPs not submitted will be forfeited. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/27/2008 2:06:30 PM message detail |
Chapter 20: One for the Ages Part 2 "Wheeeee!!!" Sgt. Bofa merrily chanted out as he spun and spun around with the spear still stuck in his belly and Crow hanging on the other end. Crow was growing tired of this and finally managed to wrap his legs around the spear to free his hands. With everything around him still a whirling blur, Crow pulled out his dagger and blindly tossed it towards the pirate. Crow had no idea whether it hit or not, but saw flashes of red blood in the air and took that as a positive indication. Bofa, with the dagger stuck just under his left collarbone, grabbed the spear lodged inside of him and pulled it out, still spinning. It was within seconds he gave out and let go, sending Crow and the spear flying through the air. Bofa stumbled around feeling his injuries, pulled out the dagger and collapsed backwards onto the grass. "Damn it, Nikon! Are you going to make that thing stop shaking the ground of what?!" JJ shouted to his partner, who he could see was seemingly frolicing about within the stal-child. He doubted that his message got across though and turned his attention back to Bane. "All right JJ, I'll give you a moment to pray to whatever unholy God or Devil you worship, while I take care of something real quick." Bane said with a dark look on his face. He walked over to HandofThrawn's fresh corpse and proceeded to cut out his heart with his swords. "Hey, you ain't going to get by me to use whatever you want to use that for." JJ warned. "I don't have to, you moron. HEY ROB!!" Bane called out for his partner, who was engaged with Tithenion still. "CATCH!" Bane launched the heart through the air and didn't bother to see what happened afterwards, his focus was now on the battle with JJ. Except JJ seemed to have disappeared, while Bane was sending the heart away. Bane looked around and noticed that sunrise was fast approaching and JJ would be exposed easier in a few moments. "Take that!" JJ didn't wait too long to strike and slammed into Bane from behind. Bane tumbled to the ground, but recovered surprisingly quickly to prevent any other free attacks JJ might've had. "You better have enjoyed that, because I'm about to slice you up, *****!" Bane immediately dashed back at JJ with both swords in hand. JJ was getting a bit worried now, since he was without backup, no weapons and having to worry about two possible sources of being stabbed or impaled. Bane was very adept at blades and didn't make things easy at all for JJ, using his dual swords to their full extent. JJ was barely able to stay alive even with his agility, having many close calls even while diving, backflipping and somersaulting to avoid slashes. It wasn't until he received a few scrapes that he realized he would need to mount an offensive somehow. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/27/2008 2:07:10 PM message detail |
Nikon continued to give chase to Sileo, running along the bones and ribs of the skeletal monster. Nikon suddenly slipped though, when the bone he was running along, started to break apart! He barely managed to grab onto a different one to prevent a hazardous fall from occuring. "What the hell?!" A puzzled Nikon quickly scanned the area and saw other parts on the insides were slowly crumbling away as well. At first, he attributed this towards the fact that the sun was slowly covering the field, but he also noticed that Mad Kowulluh was down below, attacking every bone in sight! Kowulluh stood on the monster's pelvic region blasting anything he could see with ferocious punches. "Hey, don't just hang around, help me take this thing down before it gets away!" Kowulluh turned his head up to command Nikon. "Gets away? You know that sounds like a fine idea!" Nikon swung his body to build momentum and prepared to launch away from the stal-child. As soon as he let go in his upswing however, Sileo's hand grabbed his forcing him back and preventing his escape. "You and I aren't finished yet!" Sileo reminded him while holding onto his arm, leaving him suspended in mid-air. "This thing is falling apart, we can kill each other on the ground." Nikon pleaded with Sileo. "I disagree!" Sileo rejected his offer and hurled Nikon upward and back into the body of the stal-child. Nikon twisted in mid-air and was able to perfectly land his feet against one of the bones he was headed for and pushed himself back downward toward Sileo. Sileo didn't expect such an amazing display of movement and was sent flying out with Nikon. "QUITTERS!" Kowulluh's voice could be heard in the distance as the two of them soared away and hurdled towards the ground. The two of them punched and kicked at one another, while trying to not end up on the bottom when they landed on the ground. The struggle continued with their clothes flapping furiously in the air while they descended and traded blows. Nikon finally gained an upper hand and pushed Sileo below him to remain on top until they crashed. Nikon lay there slumped on top of the pile, although it seemed unusually big to be only for two people. He turned his head slightly to see that someone else was actually on the bottom, under Sileo. "Ya...aar...arr..." . . . "All right DC, I want my payment, NOW!" Tatl demanded once more and was now mere feet away from him. "GO AWAY!!" Mario stood up after being thrown and launched a blast of lightning at Tatl. Tatl simply stuck her palm out and the lightning was apparently absorbed. In seconds, the lightning emerged from her hand, redirected back at Mario and struck him down. "Try this!" Meeptroid took his turn and charged at her with his massive sword. He leaped into the air to slash down at her. At the last moment, Tatl raised both of her hands up, caught the sword and threw it away with Meeptroid into a desk. All without even taking her eyes off DC. "Got you!" Deity had rose up from nowhere and grasped Tatl's left arm with his gloved hand. Her arm slowly began to ice over and Deity smiled at his success. For the first time, Tatl was actually forced to turn her attention from DC briefly and turn her body away for a moment. His smile turned to surprise, when Tatl swung her right arm around and decked Deity to the ground. With a few quick shakes, the ice crumbled off her arm and to the ground harmlessly. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/27/2008 2:07:39 PM message detail |
The martial arts clinic continued, with Tithenion and Rob putting on a show. Neither fighter could still remain with an advantage for more than a few attacks, before the other could make a brilliant counter. Tithenion had built some momentum and attempted to finish Rob with a powerful punch to the head, but Rob sidestepped, grabbed Tith's arm and kicked him repeatedly in the face. Tithenion finally managed to get his arm free and was about to attack again when they were interrupted by a scream that cut through the air. "AAAHHHH!!" Tithenion looked away to see his partner Crow was flying towards them, with his spear. It was too late for them to move away, so the body and spear hit both of them, landing in a heap on the ground. As Rob gathered his senses, a faint familiar voice entered his ear yelling, "CATCH!". Rob glanced around and saw a human heart bounce onto the ground not too far away. He turned over and sat up to see that it came from Bane's direction as he was fighting with JJ. Rob stared at the heart for a moment, deciphering why it had been thrown to him and it dawned on him that it could be used to revive Ajain! "Hey, what's up?" Crow asked while lying on top of Tithenion. "Get off me... HEY, what's he doing?" Tithenion pointed over to Rob, who was picking up the heart and about to run off. "He's probably trying to sell that on the black market for money! Let's get him!" Crow shot off the ground, grabbed his spear and gave chase. Tithenion didn't bother to mention everything wrong with what Crow said and followed. Meanwhile, Mad Kowulluh remained inside the stal-child relentlessly bashing away at the insides. He was tired, but he could tell that piece by piece, the monster was crumbling away. He was racing now, keeping an eye on the sunrise at all times, against the time when the stal-child would be forced to flee. The entire ground started to shake now, Kowulluh peered down to see that the skeleton's legs had begun to disappear into the ground. Kowulluh fought through the fatigue, still confident in the back of his mind that there was a big reward waiting for him at the end of all this, and continued ripping bones out of place. With one final effort, he jumped off and slammed the hip bone with both of his fists. That was just enough to dislodge the stal-child's femur at its kneecaps and to the pelvis that Mad Kowulluh stood on. The monster collapsed to the ground sideways with bones scattered on the ground, slowly burning up and leaving no trace of ever being there afterwards. Kowulluh lay exhausted on the ground, not to mention the hard landing he had to take. The sunrise gave a rewarding light to him and reflected off an object nearby. Kowulluh turned his head slowly to see the stal-child's head burning away, but leaving behind a shiny reward. Slowly, Kowulluh crawled his way along the ground to retrieve it. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/27/2008 2:09:33 PM message detail |
Rob finally located Ajain's corpse while barely staying ahead of his pursuers the entire way. He hastily dug his hand to open a passage for the heart to enter, but was then tackled by Crow and Tithenion, dropping the heart next to Ajain. Damn it, that heart was starting to get cold, it won't last much longer...., Rob thought to himself while struggling against the two of them. He was over matched though, and screamed for Bane to help, as Crow gave him an evil look and closed in with a fiery hand. "Son of a *****!" Bane quickly swiveled his head and saw the predicament that Rob was in. JJ took this opening to score a cheap shot and land a punch right on Bane's face that knocked him to the ground. "HAHA!" JJ seemed overwhelmingly proud of his attack, despite being on the defensive entirely up until this point. JJ then noticed Nikon in the pile of bodies nearby, then Bane and JJ stared at each other... -------- User Interaction Point JJ, Bane (private) JJ: 1. Keep fighting with Bane 2. Help Nikon 3. Other Bane: 1. Keep fighting JJ 2. Help Rob 3. Ignore Rob and revive Ajain 4. Other --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 5/27/2008 2:26:42 PM message detail |
"He's probably trying to sell that on the black market for money! Let's get him!" lol. Good chapter. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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GhostlyCrow Posted 5/27/2008 2:40:33 PM message detail |
Not sure why my character is relatively dim-witted...but good nonetheless. --- So, in closing, I hope a cat shoves itself down your throat so you can choke on it and die. ~ Gyrocoptor |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 5/27/2008 2:59:12 PM message detail |
It's a really cool visual to imagine all these guys fighting on and in the giant Stalchild. Great chapter. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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Tithenion Posted 5/27/2008 4:52:43 PM message detail |
lol, nice. Hopefully Kowulluh doesn't get something too good out of that. <_< --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 5/27/2008 5:48:55 PM message detail |
Huzzah, the beast hath been toppled! Time to see the aftermath of this little melee. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/27/2008 8:32:38 PM message detail |
Yeah Crow, apparently you're the funny one of your team for some reason. (mainly because Tithenion opted to be the real serious one) --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 5/30/2008 8:11:32 PM message detail |
Yarr, I be reduced to comic relief. The fool's will have a torrent upon 'em when I get up. --- []-----[]---[]¯\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]¯\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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Tithenion Posted 5/30/2008 9:07:42 PM message detail |
It seemed to me that you were pretty close to biting the dust there. <_< --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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VGman2 Posted 5/30/2008 11:09:03 PM message detail |
At the rate things are going, having that resurrection skill will prove useless...v_v If you die before any remaining castle security gets there, then yes, it would be worthless. However, that same power gives you a potentially huge advantage in this scenario. I'm certain any normal king would pay dearly to get his princess back. That, or you could try doing the heart swap thing (Is that rule only in place for Battle Royale participants or every person in the story?) though the reaction might be less than favorable if the castle guard isn't aware of the procedure. Granted, your character seems to be in something of a rage over the death, so he's probably only focused on vengeance right now, but it's something to keep in mind should he not fall to Viscen's ruthlessness. Also, go Kowulluh! --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 5/30/2008 11:54:54 PM message detail |
I should ask DC if the heart switching would work on her...I know the revive skill will, but obviously, I must think twice before using it... --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/31/2008 12:15:42 AM message detail |
Oh VGMan, where have you been? You always provide such in-depth and fun analysis. No, heart swapping does not apply to non-contestants. The reason it works is because the formula that gave you powers at the start also provides your body with special properties such as this. It shouldn't be too long before a new chapter is released, since as you may have read in the GTA topic, my 360's disc drive is messed. This relegates me to playing demos and XBLA games only. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DeadDuel Posted 5/31/2008 1:47:40 AM message detail |
Great chapter. Stalchild visuals were done really well. --- Deity711: wtf would you think that Deity711: how does titanic litter box = AIDS? |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:11:03 AM message detail |
Chapter 21: Firestorm Viscen simply stood there now, switching out his bow for his sword, watching in boredom as Jial mourned over the body of the fallen Princess. Realistically, he knew now would be an optimal time to strike, seeing as how Jial would be out of fighting position and off-guard, but Viscen decided a breather on both sides would benefit him moreso. He could plainly see that Jial's body was still reeling from the damage that Viscen inflicted earlier with his blade. While he waited, bright lights in the grass not too far away caught his attention. It looked as if a fire had just been started and was spreading slowly. The wind blew the wafting scent of smoke into Viscen's adept nose and had no doubt that it was a fire and that Duel was in the middle of it. Viscen deemed now that the break period was over, but could tell from the ground's vibrations that Jial had already reached this conclusion as well. Viscen swiftly swung his sword out in front of him without even looking, in order to cut off Jial, who was looking for a sneak attack. In disappointment, Jial was forced to halt and back off. "Done crying?" Viscen asked. "Yes, but you'll just be starting in a few moments!" Jial charged back towards him to resume their battle, this time with the katana in his possession. Jial closed the distance and opened with a horizontal cut aimed to decapitate Viscen. Viscen ducked under and responded in similar fashion, but he was blocked by Jial's katana. After a brief locking of swords, Viscen broke their struggle by smashing an elbow into Jial's cheek. While Jial stumbled backwards, Viscen sliced at one of Jial's stomach wounds that he had created earlier and reopened it even further. A direct kick to this wound immediately afterwards now sent Jial rolling backwards and landing face down on the ground. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:12:05 AM message detail |
Yeti opened his eyes while he lay on the ground in a daze, seeing flames dancing in front of him all around. At first his initial impression was that he somehow died and ended up in Hell, then he felt his body being picked up by someone and pressed against a tree. "All right, numb nuts, I gots this pistol right 'ere and am about to blow your brains out." Duel's voice rang in his ear as he could feel a sharp object pushing into the back of his head. "D... Duel? I guess I am in Hell." Yeti slowly uttered. "Don't be so eager to die, *****. We haven't gotten to that part yet." Duel once more pushed into Yeti's head. "I don't appreciate you repeatedly poking the back of my head with your finger, Duel." Yeti called Duel's bluff with ease. "I don't appreciate your mom calling me every damn night either!" Duel held Yeti against the tree with one hand while shooting a hard punch into his back. Yeti emitted a short reflexive scream, but cut it off as fast as he could to deprive Duel of as much satisfaction as possible. Duel, still holding Yeti between himself and the tree, now began to wrap his arms around the tree and locked his hands together, creating a sandwich on Yeti. "How embarassing would it be if I... did something to you right now?" Duel whispered into Yeti's ear. "How would you feel if right before I killed you, I... violated you? Yes, in that way" Duel continued whispered in an eerie and sadistic tone. Yeti's eyes began to show fear, but couldn't believe Duel would subject himself to that either, just to humiliate him. "I... I think you're bluffing again!" Yeti cried out, beginning to sweat now due to the growing fires and Duel's body heat. "Am I? You know I didn't expect you to survive Beefer, but I don't appreciate you coming after me. We could have just went our separate ways, but noooo..." Duel's voice returned to normal volume now, as he could feel Yeti's chest breathing hard. "If you're going to kill me, please just spare me from enduring having to listen to you." Yeti commented. "Very funny... but you know what??... I was bluffing" Duel whispered once more. "I knew you wouldn't." "Oh, but I may still violate you in other ways before I kill you, if there's time." Duel added, as he released his hands from the tree. He again held Yeti's body in position with one hand while punishing Yeti with the other. With the fires burning about, tree after tree slowly broke apart, while Duel stood there torturing Yeti. From afar, it could have been mistaken for a portrait from Hell. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:13:02 AM message detail |
. . . Jial pushed his upper body off the ground and spat out any dirt that had crept into his mouth. A flurry of footsteps prompted him to look up and see Viscen about to strike a decisive blow with his sword. Jial reacted fast enough to roll out of the way as Viscen stabbed down into the dusty path with force. Jial was able now to pick himself up off the ground and ready his katana. As they collided swords and did battle once more, Jial decided to use a different approach and attempt to utilize his basic martial arts skills. Viscen attempted a high overhand slash then Jial actually drew himself in closer and turned his body in order to hook Viscen's arm over his shoulder. In a swift move, Jial successfully threw Viscen over his shoulder and took him to the ground. With his back on the ground, Viscen wildly swung his sword at Jial's legs, forcing him to jump up and down to avoid getting his feet lopped off. With some concentration, Jial was soon able to time a landing and stomp his foot down on his sword to trap it on the ground. Jial wasted no time and responded by spreading his feet apart and sending a straight punch downward onto Viscen's nose. With his sword still trapped under Jial's foot, Viscen was forced to let go of it as he writhed on the ground in pain. Jial grabbed Viscen's head to lift him up and dish out more attacks, when Viscen used a desperate move and kicked Jial in the crotch between his open legs. Jial's face distorted itself as he looked like he was going to fall to his knees. Viscen let go of his own nose and shoved Jial away to free his sword. "You left me no choice ****er, you were being difficult." Viscen panted out while reclaiming his weapon off the ground. "Now let's finish this, I got other asses to kick." Viscen added, glancing behind Jial to see the fires were still burning brightly. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:13:40 AM message detail |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:14:55 AM message detail |
"Haaa... ugh!!" Duel grunted out when he delivered one final kick to Yeti's back. "I think that's good enough." Duel stated, looking at Yeti's back which was deep red with bruises, but little signs of blood since they were healed rather quickly. Duel moved his arm away, no longer pinning Yeti to the tree, leaving him to fall backward onto the grass with his shirt in a tattered state. Little did Duel know, throughout the entire course of his punishment, Yeti had been focusing his mind on concentrating all the energy in his body that he could muster and preparing to unleash it in one powerful fireball. Duel picked Yeti up, supporting him with his arms so he could stand upright and look at him face to face. Yeti could barely move his facial features, but a small grin did peek through. "What are you smiling at??! Well let's see you smiling when I do this!" Duel instantly got suspicious and threw Yeti face down into the hot grass. Duel looked around a moment to find a burnt branch on the ground and he lit one end with fire from the numerous sources nearby. He forcefully pulled down Yeti's pants, exposing his rear end and used his arm to pin Yeti down again. "This place is getting hot and I should leave soon, but I think we have time for this before I kill you." Duel smiled and noticed Yeti twisting his neck as far as he could to get a glance at what Duel had in store. "No, no, no, no, no, no!!!" Yeti began to plead. "Yesss....." Duel gave a sinister grin while his branch closed in on its target. "NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Yeti shouted as loud as he could and his entire back suddenly lit with flames. Duel's hand couldn't stand it for more than a few seconds and was no option but to abort his attempt to violate Yeti. Yeti rolled over onto his back and shot his hands forward at Duel to release the attack he had been working on all this time. A fireball that was about the size of a beachball launched from his hands at Duel. Duel had taken a few steps back to cool his hand and saw it whirling at him. His powerful legs dove to the side as fast as he could to avoid it, and was actually successful for the most part. The fireball grazed the left side of his torso and leg though, but that was more than enough to weaken Duel significantly. Yeti cursed though with his last ounce of strength while he watched his last hope soar away and plopped his head to the ground. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:15:27 AM message detail |
Viscen wasn't one to fall for tricks more than once and this fight was no different. Jial was able to keep up, despite his injuries by scoring punches and kicks at any chance he got, but Viscen had seen all of his moves now and was cautious now to avoid them. Jial was able to inflict a bloody nose and weaken Viscen's shoulder enough that it seemed almost limp, rendering him to be one handed for the time being. This effectively took away Viscen's ability to use a bow and arrow, making him strictly a close range fighter. Jial's injuries began to catch up with him though, draining his strength and dropping it onto the dirt in the form of the blood leaking from his cuts. Jial almost lost his katana now everytime they clashed, and had to hold onto it with two hands. Viscen's mind generated a quick plan and he spat out a quick flurry of high slashes in succession. Jial had to deflect every one of his attacks and Viscen's plan to expose Jial's entire lower region worked perfectly. With his attention held high, Viscen swept his foot and knocked Jial's feet from under him. Jial landed hard on his back, breathing heavily while Viscen kicked the katana out of his hands and stood over him with his own sword pointing at him. "If it helps, you'll be joining your girlfriend real soon." Viscen taunted once more. He stomped his foot down on Jial's neck to prevent any last second counters and raised his sword to deal the killing blow. Jial could barely watch, but had to open his eyes when a bright light came barreling towards them behind Viscen. Viscen didn't notice it at all, but when it hit Viscen was engulfed in flames. "Raaahhhhhhhh!!!" Viscen screamed in pain, but it was only a matter of seconds before the intense heat transformed his body into ashes that fell all over Jial's face and body, while his sword fell to the ground and narrowly missed Jial's head. The ashes were extremely hot themselves, giving Jial some burns before he could sit up and brush them all off of him, but he was still alive regardless. "Holy crap, what just happened?" Was all Jial could say. . . . Duel rolled around furiously and stamped out any residual flames on his body. His outer left area sizzled and stung everytime Duel made the slightest movement. Nevertheless, he got himself off the ground and limped his way through the burning trees and back to where Yeti lay. Yeti was passed out and all but dead, Duel was slightly disappointed he was unconscious. "You might not be having so much of a change of scenery from where we are right now. I'm sure they won't mind giving you some babies though." Duel gave his version of last words to Yeti, just before he executed him. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 3:19:22 AM message detail |
Jial slowly made his way back to the corpse of his beloved Princess and caressed her face as the sun continued to rise. His mind was a blur now, while he was unsure of what to do with her body. As his mind raced, he hardly even heard the unmistakable sound of a horse galloping towards him. It was only until the beautiful white horse stopped next to him, that he bothered to look away from her. He decided it was best to stand up when he saw a royal looking figure riding the steed. "I don't believe we've met, I'm King Strider and I believe I'm about to kick your ass for murdering my princess!!!!" The rider bellowed. "I... I..." Jial stuttered, shocked at the identity that had been revealed to him. He was about to provide an explanation, despite not knowing what to say but was interrupted by slow footsteps approaching them from the direction of the gates. Jial looked on with a growing look of even greater shock when the figure of Drake limped his way slowly towards him, although bleeding from various places and with a few feathers stuck to parts of his body. "H...Hey.... D... Did I miss anything?" --------- Participants Drake - Sledgehammer, pistol (5 shots) Bane - Sword, short sword Rob Duel Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn - katana JJ Crow - Dagger, spear Mad Kowulluh- scale armour Sgt. Bofa - Zora Helmet Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon (revived) Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh Bane, blasted by Mac (revived) Rob, killed via Mac self-destruct (revived) Mac, self-destructed Ajain, killed by Nikon HandofThrawn, stabbed by Bane Hawk Eye, burned by Yeti Viscen, burned by Yeti Yeti, killed by Duel User Interaction Point: Duel, Jial (preferably private) Duel: 1. Approach the meeting of Jial/King Strider 2. Flee the scene 3. Hide somewhere and listen in 4. Other Jial: 1. Try the truth 2. Revive the princess 3. Fight the King 4. Other --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 6/1/2008 3:57:18 AM message detail |
That was brutal. Viscen didn't just get burned - he friggin' got incinerated. Or maybe cremated. Anyway, I think it's safe to say he has no chance of being revived. Would placing a heart in a pile of ashes even work? Spot-on timing for Drake to show up as well. --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DeadDuel Posted 6/1/2008 4:50:33 AM message detail |
Great chapter. Very entertaining. The twist with Viscen at the end was brilliant. Me and yeti are definitely being partners again next time around. --- Deity711: wtf would you think that Deity711: how does titanic litter box = AIDS? |
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yeti Posted 6/1/2008 6:16:38 AM message detail |
Duel, you can still bring me back. Without some help you are certainly ****ed. Just some food for thought. Great chapter, I was on the edge of my seat for both fights. That was a wild finish. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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Tithenion Posted 6/1/2008 8:30:05 AM message detail |
Yeah, that was awesome. Totally wasn't expecting the fireball to get him. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 6/1/2008 11:39:10 AM message detail |
Incineration! Awesome chapter again DC...let's see how the next one turns out, eh? I have a feeling business is about to pick up... --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 12:41:16 PM message detail |
I am shocked no one has accused Duel yet of trying to get ****erotic with Yeti. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 6/1/2008 2:02:55 PM message detail |
Oh crap! I had meant to say something funny about that in my post but forgot to. Oh well. <_< --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 6/1/2008 5:46:31 PM message detail |
Haha, that was too awesome for words. Very good writing, all through. 'Loved the twist with Viscen. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/1/2008 7:52:52 PM message detail |
Wacky is on deck for his prior UIP, else he miss his second in a row. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/4/2008 4:18:08 PM message detail |
Chapter 22: One for the Ages Part 3 Bane had just now picked himself up after JJ's cheap attack and the two of them stared down one another while keeping an eye on their partner's, who were each in their own predicaments. Both of them wanted to break off from this battle to aid them, but also didn't want to turn his back. Bane's partner, Rob, was in a more pressing matter though and cried for help once more. Bane's feet slowly began to move and JJ pressed his feet on the ground in preparation for an attack. If he comes at me, I'm going to kick him so hard in the nuts.... then run to Nikon. JJ thought inside his head. Unfortunately for him, it didn't have to come to that, as Bane quickly turned around and ran back to where Rob was in danger. "Yeah you better run!" JJ's arrogant voice echoed in Bane's ear as he built more distance between them. "Hold him still!" Crow demanded at Tithenion, while they both struggled with Rob on the ground. "You just don't give up, do you?!" Tithenion complained while giving Rob a couple of punches to his chest. "Just burn him good and we can finish him off already!" Tithenion snapped at Crow. "Rob! Stay still!" Bane hollered as he neared their position. He drew his arms back and flung them forward to launch both of his swords straight at both of Rob's attackers. Upon hearing the warning, Crow and Tith turned their heads just in time to see the blades and barely managed to roll or dodge out of the way. Rob did his best to remain calm amidst this new development and did as he was instructed. The two swords dug into the dirt on both sides of him and then immediately flew back out and into Bane's hands after he used his telekinesis to recall them. The swords landed back in his hands just in time to fend off the counter attacks from Crow and Tithenion. Crow and his spear did battle with the sword in Bane's left hand, while the unarmed Tithenion was kept at bay with his right hand. Bane could only keep this multi-tasking up for so long, until Crow managed to parry away the sword he was dueling and force Bane to evade a spear thrust. Tithenion saw his opening to deliver a swift kick to Bane's gut and send him rolling backwards. In the confusion, they left Rob unattended and Rob took advantage by getting behind Tithenion to wrap his arms around his neck in a vicious chokehold. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/4/2008 4:18:58 PM message detail |
Meanwhile, Mad Kowulluh continued to make his way on the ground towards his reward for exterminating the gigantic stal-child. He began to move a lot quicker now by simply letting his arms drag his entire body to climb along the ground like a ladder. He took a moment to look down and examine his legs, they didn't appear to sustain any serious injuries, they just were plagued with a lot of pain right now that he was certain would subside in due time. For now, he continued to rely on his arms for movement as he closed in on the prize. Finally, he stretched his arm out to grasp the metal item in his hands to examine its function. . . . "Your weak guards have been defeated and you will be next..." Tatl stated while again giving her signature cold look at DC. "I give you powers of a Deity and this is how you repay me?? Well, not the Deity you just punched out, but a REAL Deity!" DC responded. "Payback's a ***** ain't it?" Tatl answered. "You sure are... I mean it sure..." "QUIET! I've had enough of your insults and unfunny jests, your time is up." Tatl placed her hand over DC's face to finish him, but then suddenly had something furry leap onto her face! DC, still unable to move his body, felt her hand uncover his head and looked in awe to see Diana, Deity's cat, come to the rescue. As the ferocious superpowered cat clawed and attacked Tatl's face, DC could feel himself being released from her magical hold. "Hey, I'm free. C'mon guys, get up so we can finish this!" DC ordered his crew that still lay groaning on the ground. Mario and Deity crawled and stumbled their way towards him, while Meeptroid crept out from behind the desk he had been thrown into and was still making his way there slowly. They could only watch in amazement while Tatl pulled and wrestled to get the cat off her face and body. She even shot carefully aimed blasts to hit the cat and not herself, but they sailed away in vain after Diana dodged them all with her enhanced cat agility. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/4/2008 4:19:49 PM message detail |
"Now that we're all... ok, let's get rid of her." DC said. "Ooooh, let's do the Mighty Power Blaster attack where we combine all our weapons together or get into big animal robots and crush her!" Mario excitedly suggested. "No damn it, no stupid attacks from old TV shows!" Meeptroid slapped Mario on his arm, while rejoining the group. "He's right, now everyone stand back while I prepare a Kamehameha wave.... What?" DC noticed their weird glances and stood straight back up. "Um, in case you guys forgot, my cat is battling right now for her life against a powerful crazy woman." Deity noted. Not a moment after he said that, Diana came flying back into his arms after being thrown by Tatl finally. Without warning, Mario charged at Tatl and drew out his orange lightsaber. Tatl wasn't prepared for such a foolish move and was caught off guard when Mario ran past and actually sliced off her arm! "Idiot!" Tatl screamed, while kneeling down to pick up her arm and quickly reattach it. "Um...I'll take it from here, Mario..." DC teleported directly in front of Tatl and, while she was she still tied up reattaching her arm, forced her mouth open with one hand and pointed his fingers towards her mouth with the other. A flurry of rapid lasers shot out of his hand down her throat as teleported back next to Deity. Tatl began to slowly choke and gasp for air while grabbing her chest with her reattached arm. After a few seconds, her body burst in a big explosion that caused everyone to cover their eyes. "OW!!" Mario's voice called through the smoke. "Mario, why the **** didn't you move away?" Deity shouted back while the smoke and dust cleared. "I was hoping I would get to use my sweet lightsaber some more. Now shut up and help me!" Mario was revealed to be on the ground clutching his leg and with his clothes charred. "I'm coming, buddy!" Meeptroid jogged off to help him. "Meep! Give him a shot of regeneration formula or something! Hey, let's go see how that big battle is turning out." DC turned to Deity. "Yeah, why not?" Deity sighed. "Good kitty!!" DC gratefully patted Diana on her tired head, but received a bad scratch on his arm in return. "Hey, is Tatl really dead?" Deity asked. "For now, probably. Permanently, no." "Cause no one ever dies permanently?" "You could say that." DC answered. . . . "Nikon!! Are you ok??" JJ reached the pile consisting of his partner, an assassin and a pirate. Nikon merely groaned and covered his eyes, while JJ helped him to his feet. "HEY, wake up. You cool?" JJ checked again. "Yeah... I guess so." Nikon continued to rub his head and anywhere else that felt painful. "Well I hope you're happy, because I was about to kill Bane before I stopped that and came here to help you!" JJ scolded "I'm on top of them and we were all almost passed out, there was no immediate danger." Nikon argued. "Yeah, well I don't want you dying yet, so let's take care of that ugly hooded guy." JJ turned away. "Yet?..." "Hey, he's gone!" JJ announced, looking at only Sgt. Bofa on the ground, still with the dagger laying next to him. "Should we kill this guy instead?" Nikon wondered. "I suppose... I've never seen him before, but killing him is good enough too." JJ claimed while picking up the dagger and handing it to Nikon. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/4/2008 4:20:47 PM message detail |
Sileo sprinted as fast as he could away from the mayhem, using any hills or terrain as coverage. It was no longer dark outside and there were very little trees in the field, so most of his attempts were futile to begin with. Still no one seemed to be chasing after him, so that was a good sign. Just as he assured himself he was going to make a clean getaway, something wrapped around his leg and tripped him to the ground hard! He felt his body being dragged by his leg along the ground and finally suspended upside down in midair. He turned his neck downward to see Mad Kowulluh's smiling face. "Hey sexy, miss me?" Kowulluh greeted Sileo. Kowulluh's arm was raised high, holding a metal handle attached to a spring loaded chain with a three pronged hook on the end of it. He had discovered the hookshot! "Do you like my new toy?" "Not particularly..." Sileo murmured, while swinging his daggers out to try and free himself. Kowulluh accounted for his weapons though and held him out of his arm's reach to protect his own legs. Sileo even tried to cut the chain that snared his leg, but only resulted in swinging himself wildly. The momentum took him closer to Kowulluh's legs, but Kowulluh kicked him straight in the face to prevent any chance of him being cut when the opportunity arose. "Now, I've had enough of your games, it's all over for you." "What about your friend?" Sileo muttered. "My friend? He's at home, smoking up some joints until I get back." Kowulluh answered. "That pirate fellow over there, you buffoon!" Sileo pointed to the area where Team Awesome had Sgt. Bofa in their grasp and were going to finish him off. "Oh right... that guy...." --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/4/2008 4:21:36 PM message detail |
Rob tightened his hold, leaving Tithenion no room to breathe whatsoever. His face began to change colour and he couldn't even let out a gasp. Luckily for him, with Bane down Crow was able to come to his rescue and attack Rob with his spear. Rob was obviously forced to release his hold, dropping Tithenion to the ground and coughing for air. Crow pressed his attack on Rob, backing Rob up with the long threatening spear. Rob was able to close the gap by leaping and flipping over the spear, but was caught by the butt end of the spear to his face. Bane saw his chance and dashed at the kneeling Tithenion with his swords, but Tithenion took in one last deep breath and stood up to give Bane a straight boot to his chest to kick him away for the time being. Crow continued to try to catch Rob with his spear, but Rob's martial arts skills allowed him to move in patterns Crow didn't expect. Finally though, Crow managed to sweep at Rob's feet just barely catching them, to knock him onto his back. Crow quickly shot a fireball at the prone Rob, hitting him on his chest and burning away the front of his shirt and leaving a large burn on his skin. Rob screamed in pain while the flame sunk in and sizzled away, while Crow approached with his spear ready to kill. Crow aimed it downward and stabbed down at Rob, but Rob wasn't ready to die and grabbed hold of it to stop it. The two of them grunted and bit their teeth together, in a battle of strength. Despite the pain that his burns were causing him, Rob was still the stronger of the two and wrenched the spear away while kicking Crow on his side. Crow stumbled away, and Rob, still lying on the ground, rolled his body and swung his arm with all he had to launch the spear at Crow. It wasn't the prettiest throw ever and it even wobbled a bit, but it was enough to pierce through Crow's neck and out the other end. Crow's mouth gargled and coughed blood profusely as he dropped to his knees, with the spear lodged in his neck. His body wanted to fall forward, but was stopped when the end of the spear met the ground and held his neck in the air. Little by little, his neck slid further and further down the spear's shaft, staining it red along the way until his nose finally touched the ground. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 6/4/2008 4:24:43 PM message detail |
Tithenion and Bane continued their fight with Tithenion, like JJ, unable to get in close because of the lack of a weapon. Still he was faster than Bane and with his martial arts experience was able to squeeze in more hits than JJ ever did. Tithenion could hear footsteps running up from behind him and squinted to see in Bane's rapidly moving sword's reflection that it was the image of Rob coming in. He had to make his move now or else he would be done for, so when Bane attempted a straight stab at Tithenion's chest, he leaped straight up into the air as high as he could. Tithenion avoided the attack, landed on the flat end of Bane's sword, kicked off of Bane's head and jumped backwards to hit a powerful swinging kick that met Rob's face at full speed. The momentum from being used as a wall sent Bane to the ground, giving Tithenion the chance he wanted. Rob's chest burns were openly exposed, which Tithenion took full advantage of. He allowed Rob no chance to recover and defend himself with his own respectable martial skills. With his adrenaline flowing freely, Tithenion grabbed Rob's arm and kicked his chest several times. After releasing his arm, he pounded out a flurry of punches to Rob's face that was exclamation pointed with a spin kick that spun Rob around in a brief daze. Tithenion grabbed Rob when his back had been turned to him and wrapped his arms around his face and neck. Instead of a chokehold similar to earlier he had received, Tithenion didn't want to wait for Rob to suffocate, so he twisted his arms and snapped Rob's neck instantly. Tithenion was moving so fast that in Bane's eyes, the entire attack took about 5 seconds. Tithenion stood there as he dropped Rob's lifeless body to the ground with his adrenaline slowly leaving him and being replaced by fatigue. He had finally defeated the only other person that could match his fighting skills and felt an extreme sense of victory. It only lasted momentarily though, when Bane shot Tithenion with a lightning bolt in the back and threw both of his swords directly at him. Tithenion was rendered immobile from the electricity briefly and was impaled almost simultaneously by both swords. Bane let out a sigh of relief and walked slowly to their bodies. In a futile effort, Bane cut out Rob's heart and replaced it with Tithenion's. With the gross procedure failing, due to Rob being already revived once, a slightly teary eyed Bane retrieved Tithenion's heart once more and escorted it over to Ajain's corpse. ----------- User Interaction Point: Mad Kowulluh (private) 1. Finish Sileo 2. Leave him and help Sgt. Bofa 3. Other? (No, you don't have time to do both) Participants Drake - Sledgehammer, pistol (5 shots) Bane - Sword, short sword Duel Nikon - Sword, dagger Jial Silverthorn - katana JJ Mad Kowulluh- scale armour, hookshot Sgt. Bofa - Zora Helmet Sileo - Dagger x2 Ajain - weapons pending Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon (revived) Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh Bane, blasted by Mac (revived) Rob, killed via Mac self-destruct (revived) Mac, self-destructed Ajain, killed by Nikon (revived) HandofThrawn, stabbed by Bane Hawk Eye, burned by Yeti Viscen, burned by Yeti Yeti, killed by Duel Crow, speared through neck by Rob Rob, neck snapped by Tithenion Tithenion, double impaled by Bane --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DeadDuel Posted 6/4/2008 5:05:36 PM message detail |
lmfao@Deity's cat cameo --- Deity711: wtf would you think that Deity711: how does titanic litter box = AIDS? |
