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Battle Royale 3: Super Showdown
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/22/2008 8:16:02 PM message detail |
User Interaction Point: Team Awesome, Team Sith (private answer) Team Awesome: 1. Attack Team Sith 2. Attack giant Stalchild 3. Run! 4. Other? Team Sith 1. Attack Team Awesome 2. Attack giant Stalchild 3. Run! 4. Other? Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 14 arrows Yeti Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn JJ Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn - short sword Mad Kowulluh- scale armour Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa - Zora Helmet Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon (revived) Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh Bane, blasted by Mac (revived) Rob, killed via Mac self-destruct (revived) Mac, self-destructed Ajain, killed by Nikon --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 4/23/2008 2:13:43 PM message detail |
Haha! Loved Ajain handling the hearts. Also was hoping you'd have the giant stal-child pop out. b(^_^)b --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/23/2008 2:40:38 PM message detail |
Wicked cool. Can I use evil voodoo or magic to kill people from beyond the grave? --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/23/2008 4:01:55 PM message detail |
Yes! Another awesome update! I'm liking this more and more, DC. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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Tithenion Posted 4/23/2008 4:57:08 PM message detail |
Can I use evil voodoo or magic to kill people from beyond the grave? You were one of the big stal-childs that got chopped up. <_< --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/23/2008 7:02:05 PM message detail |
Or... Mac was ALL of the stalchilds getting chopped up. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Hazeroth Posted 4/23/2008 9:13:39 PM message detail |
Turning up the heat, we see. Go HoT! Go HoT! --- Hallonpaj |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/24/2008 7:49:39 PM message detail |
Team Awesome's answer accepted, no sign of Team Sith. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/24/2008 9:15:43 PM message detail |
Special gift, new update that is quick! Chapter 14: Turning Point "Whoa, I think you just died and then I went to heaven... or something." Drake looked on in amazement at what Team LWI had just stumbled upon. "I can safely say this is better than being killed or hugged or whatever, by those Gorons." Jial noted. The two of them walked forward slowly as they looked at what seemed to be an elegant and probably enchanted fountain, surrounded by beautifully carved stone structures and flooring. Everything else around them and the fountain seemed to be shrouded in total darkness that was speckled with bright spots that appeared to represent stars. Together they finally reached the crystal waters of the fountain itself and Drake knelt down to dip his hand. If Jial didn't know better, he'd think that Drake just had an orgasm judging from the expression on his face. The water was a perfect temperature and just filled Drake with a sense of calm and ease. Jial lifted Drake's hand out of the water and found that it had totally cleansed it of all the dirt and scrapes they gained from rock climbing all day. "Put it back! I want more!" Drake demanded. "No, I want a try damn it!" Jial snapped back. "AHEM!!" A voice boomed from the darkness ahead. Team LWI immediately jumped back and tried to look innocent to the unseen source of the voice. As they peered into the darkness, slowly a figure of a female emerged and stepped onto the stones surrounding the fountain. She had a faint glow around her and Jial recognized her immediately. "TATL!" "That's Tatl the Great Fairy, to you." Tatl corrected. . . . "You made Tatl a Great Fairy? That's rich." Mario rolled his eyes to DC. "I thought so too!" DC smiled back at him and patted him on the shoulders. . . . "What are you doing here?" Drake asked. "I'm here to reward you for finding this secret location. Don't worry, I'm not going to kill you, even though I could with a single thought. Unless that's what you ask me to do." Tatl circled the fountain waters casually and had a teasing grin on her face. "Great, what do we get? Weapons? Armour?" Jial eagerly named off. "You for an hour?!" Drake intervened. Tatl immediately took offense to the joke and waved her hand at him. Drake suddenly folded over and onto the ground in pain as if something had struck his stomach hard. "Any more of that and that pain will move a few inches lower!" Tatl warned. "Ok, so what do I get?" Jial pressed. "Oh, you two will have a say in it, don't you worry." Tatl flashed another suspicious smile at them. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/24/2008 9:16:18 PM message detail |
"RAAAGGGGGGHHHH!" Beefer's howl filled the room as he gulped down a pot of coffee he held in his mighty hand. As soon as it was empty he casually threw it at Yeti, who dodged it, but it hit Duel instead in the arm. It bounced softly off Duel's flesh and crashed to the ground into pieces. "Hey *****! That was not cool, playa!" Duel protested, being held back by Yeti. "Please eject yourselves from my court or my champion will forcefully do so. If he does, there may or may not be a chance of you being alive afterwards." Strider ordered the two of them. "If he wants..." Duel began to speak, but Yeti didn't like where he was going and used his hand to cover Duel's mouth. "Ok ok, we'll leave. Have a nice day, your Highness!" Yeti smiled and pulled Duel away with him to a door at the opposite side Beefer entered from. "Hey! That's not the exit!" Strider bellowed, but he was too late as they had already fled through it. The two of them immediately began to run as fast as they could to avoid being captured or worse. "Beefer! Seize them!" Strider commanded. Beefer gave a big yawn and slowly began to his assigned task. "I think we should book it and get outs while the gettins good." Yeti suggested as they ran down the hallways. "Nonsense, we will find this princess and then... well we'll do something to her or with her... something to that effect." Duel waved his hand nonchalantly, ignoring the details for later. "How do you propose this?" Yeti asked. "Easy, I just did, haw haw. No really, first we take a bunch of turns to lose that beast, then we start opening and searching random doors!" Duel seemed extremely confident in his plan, while it wasn't mutual for Yeti at all. "I think we've lost him for now, let's start searching!" Duel announced. The two of them began hunting for the princess door by door. Duel could be heard screaming the phrase, "Freeze, *****!" every time he burst through a door, whether there was a lifeform inside or not. Yeti, in the meantime, simply got lazy and burned every door in his way just to get in. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/24/2008 9:17:11 PM message detail |
Minutes later... "Hey, did you find anything?" Duel asked Yeti, who had just came out of a room and was zipping up his pants. "No, but I found the bathroom." "... I thought I pooped in the bathroom! It was some room with a basket in the middle and clothes were hanging on clotheslines... and there was a water pump to wash your hands..." "... I think you pooped in their laundry room." Yeti deduced. "Bah, these people all stink as it is, may as well make their clothes match." The two of them decided to end the conversation there and resume their search. Before they could even open one door, the familiar roar of Beefer filled the halls and the two of them bolted off as fast as they could. After taking a couple turns, they pressed against a nearby wall to catch their breath, notioning to one another to be quiet. Eventually after they managed to calm down, they could both hear a wonderful sound. "I think I hear a girl's voice... and it's... giggling?" Yeti loudly whispered to Duel. They both crept around and pinpointed the door it was behind. Yeti flamed his hands and burst into the room, only to be welcomed by a bucket of water that doused himself and his flames entirely. "Hehehehe!! You guys are funny. Who are you anyway?" A girl in an elegant dress stood in the room that was clearly meant for a princess. "We are... sent by King Strider to protect you. There are invaders in the castle, Princess...." Duel had begun his deception. "Princess Gamequeen." She introduced herself and curtsied in a regal fashion, then resumed giggling at the dripping Yeti. "Not funny..." Yeti muttered. "Sure it is. Anyway, dear Gamequeen, it's best if we take you to a safer location. Please come with us." Duel smiled and extended his hand. "Sorry, I don't think so. The King would only send Sir Beefer in a situation like this! Something must be wrong!" The Princess objected. "Damn it, *****!!" Duel immediately lost his temper and raised his hand to strike her, but was interrupted when the booming steps of Beefer loomed nearby. Yeti and Duel had worried looks on their faces, while Gamequeen clapped her hands in amusement. Beefer's steps grew louder until he finally came into view from the doorway. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/24/2008 9:22:05 PM message detail |
"Morons left trail of open doors and FIRE!" Beefer hollered. "Nice going, dumbass." Duel nudged Yeti. Yeti attempted to respond with a small bit of flame, but only popped out a few sparks since he wasn't dry enough yet. "Time to dieeeee!!!" Beefer spoke ominously. "Let's throw, ugly!" Duel cracked his knuckles together, eager to test his strength against Beefer's. He rushed towards him and they locked hands in a struggle. Beefer won with ease and tossed Duel aside and crashing over a table. "Dayum!! He'ss... stronnggg." Duel dragged out as he lay almost upside down. Yeti attempted to hide behind Gamequeen to buy some time, but his mere hands on her seemed to enrage Beefer more. She began to scream amidst all the battling, Yeti took the time to silence her by delivering a straight blow into her stomach, knocking the wind out of her and causing her to pass out. Beefer did not like that one bit and grabbed Yeti by the neck. He slammed Yeti hard several times, but luckily it was only on the soft mattress of the Princess' bed. Yeti was finally able to break his grasp by grabbing Beefer's wrist and heating it up. "Thanks for drying me off, Beef...face. C'mon Duel, let's take him out!" Yeti confidently called out, but received no response. He looked at the doorway to see Duel escaping with Princess Gamequeen heaped over his shoulder. "Sorry bro, it was fun, but I got to skedaddle with the prize." Duel waved and ran out of the room. Beefer was oblivious to the fact that Gamequeen had been kidnapped and advanced closer and closer to Yeti. "Oh.... ****?" Yeti spoke with a terrified, yet angry look on his face. . . . "All right, so what are our options?" Jial asked Tatl. "Well, it all depends on your values and what you value the most. Let me ask you..." "Urrgghh..." Jial suddenly knelt down in pain as Drake was getting up from being disciplined earlier. "What's wrong, dude?" "She's... in danger... I have to go!" Jial spun around with a look of anguish on his face and darted out of the fountain tunnel. Drake hoped it was a joke at first, but saw Jial's figure leaping and hopping over the rocks covering the entrance and out of sight. "It would appear the decision is now yours and yours alone if you wish to stay that is." "Of course. Lay it on me." Drake responded. "As I was saying, your values are going to decide what is most important here. Simply answer this question and your reward will be presented to you. Ready?" Tatl posed the question and began to hover over the fountain. "Shoot!" "What is it that you hope to gain the most out of this experience? Love, power, wealth, friendship, courage, or knowledge." "Let me think for a sec, that's a toughie!" -------- User Interaction Point: Yeti, Duel, Drake Duel: What now with the Princess? -Open ended answer, pending approval. Yeti: 1. Fight Beefer 2. Attempt to run away and chase Duel 3. Run away for your life in general 4. Other? Drake: Potential Gamebreaker!! What will you choose from Tatl? 1.Love 2. Power 3. Wealth 4. Friendship 5. Courage 6. Knowledge 7. Answer "I don't want to be here!" --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/24/2008 10:19:12 PM message detail |
This will get interesting...I'll prod the furball to make sure he doesn't take all year. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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CTrunks Posted 4/25/2008 12:14:17 AM message detail |
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CTrunks Posted 4/25/2008 12:18:46 AM message detail |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/25/2008 8:47:42 AM message detail |
I love whatcha did with Jial, there. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/25/2008 6:12:40 PM message detail |
Hopefully Rob/Wacky haven't just abandoned checking this because they were once dead. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 4/25/2008 7:15:36 PM message detail |
WTF Duel? You backstabbing bastard! --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/25/2008 7:22:31 PM message detail |
Nah, Duel's just looking out for #1...anything else would be sacrilege. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/25/2008 7:54:51 PM message detail |
Are you saying Duel is #1? (the guy who is about to do God only knows to you know who) PS: In addition to God, I also know what he is going to do ;) --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/25/2008 8:00:48 PM message detail |
Nah, I'm thinking from his view when I refer to him as #1. To me, he's #1alright...target #1. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/25/2008 8:04:31 PM message detail |
I'm liking how people want their characters to target certain other ones specifically despite that they have never met in-game. Dynamic! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/25/2008 8:09:32 PM message detail |
You create awesomeness. You'll make it work. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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Wacky Posted 4/25/2008 10:39:01 PM message detail |
Hopefully Rob/Wacky haven't just abandoned checking this because they were once dead. ~I'm up to date. I'm just waiting for Rob to show up on AIM so I get him up to date and make the decision. It's an important one, methinks. --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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CTrunks Posted 4/25/2008 10:48:44 PM message detail |
<_< Hey, DC? Can I change my answer (again)? If not, it's cool, I'm just re-rethinking the possibilities. --- CTrunks.EXE Come, embrace the eternity in nothing! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/26/2008 12:25:41 AM message detail |
Be my guest. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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CTrunks Posted 4/26/2008 4:04:39 PM message detail |
Hmmm... *weighs the options. *considers the possibilities.* *kills Kenny.* *????* *Profit.* OK, we'll go with Numba Two, Power. Final answer, shoot me if I change my mind again. --- CTrunks.EXE Come, embrace the eternity in nothing! |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/26/2008 4:45:28 PM message detail |
|loads up Magnum| I'm holding you to that, even if DC won't. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/26/2008 6:03:10 PM message detail |
Next thing you know, I'll have Drake's arm screaming at him "Power. Give me more power!" jk --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 4/27/2008 10:01:53 PM message detail |
Oops, sorry for the wait. I don't know whether Duel formally betrayed me or he's just being a d-bag; either way I choose option 2. Good update btw. Looking forward to some good action. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/28/2008 12:28:00 AM message detail |
Oh he formally betrayed you all right, and was a badass d-bag at the same time. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 4/28/2008 2:19:51 PM message detail |
Now that I think about, that is the obvious thing to do. If I may pull a Trunks, I'd like to change my answer to something far more complicated. 4. Try to talk my way out of it by convincing Beefer that I was trying to stop Duel/showing him that Duel has the princess/bribing him with coffee. If this doesn't work, I'll man up fight Beefer. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/28/2008 8:35:48 PM message detail |
Chapter 15: Catch Me if you Can "Alright bro, looks like you got what you wanted." Mad Kowulluh commented on Sgt. Bofa emerging from the water sporting a helmet that covered his head, except for his entire face. "Yarr, and this fin sticking out of the top looks kind of cool too." Bofa added. With only the waterfalls and the two pairs of their footsteps making any noise in Zora's Domain, the two of them headed for the exit, which was hidden from outside view by its own personal waterfall. Together they walked up the ramp leading out and leaped through the rushing waters and back to the outside world. Both of them felt extremely refreshed after passing through that burst of water and having fresh air to breathe in. After a few deep breaths of the cool night air, they opened their eyes to see the river ahead of them, as they stood on a rock ramp that served as the platform to enter Zora's Domain. Just in front of it, were vast amounts of intertwined other ramps though created high above the river, both to serve as confusion and to visually hide the entrance. For two skilled individuals like MK and Bofa, these were not an issue as they easily leaped from one path to another. "Hey wait..." Kowulluh stopped Bofa and began to sniff the air with interest. "Something amiss?" "Hmm... I believe someone... is here... hiding. Perhaps... over THERE." Kowulluh pointed to an odd looking opening in the cliffs nearby. The two of them investigated and found a rather useless looking pool of water with a pillar surrounding one side of it. It was dark out, so neither of them were able to make out if any signs of life were beneath the surface, but Kowulluh's sense of smell told him he had located something. "I smell death and blood. Whatever we're looking for, they have kill..." Splash! Kowulluh couldn't even finish his sentence before an attacker burst from the water and high into the air above them. They both could see it was clearly a person, but his face was covered with a hood and he was holding daggers in each hand! The assassin known as Sileo wasted no time and hurled his daggers at Sgt. Bofa, while spinning through the air. The daggers flew towards Bofa, cutting through the drops of water that were raining upon them from the pool. Bofa reacted fast enough to utilize his new helmet and deflect one weapon, which Sileo had caught back in his hand expertly, but the second one lodged itself into his right shoulder. After all that occured within small instants in time, Sileo finally hit the ground behind them and aimed to follow up on his initial success. The assassin grasped the dagger in Bofa's shoulder, but Kowulluh swatted at him with his huge arm, forcing him to simply reclaim the dagger and retreat. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/28/2008 8:39:28 PM message detail |
"Come back here! Hey, you ok?" Kowulluh paused to check on his partner. "Yarr, flesh wound, I'll follow behind, then catch up. Follow that scoundrel!" Bofa replied. The numerous crevices and ledges created by the ramps were the environment that Sileo specialized in. With ease he was able to weave in, out, over and under the valley's scenery with Kowulluh pursuing not far behind. Meanwhile, Bofa was forced to take a longer route and merely walk up and down the ramps and keep up as best he could with his momentary injury. By now, Sileo was simply swinging from ledge to ledge with his arms as if he were a monkey in a jungle, but he could clearly see the normal and flat river shore took over soon. Kowulluh, realizing this also, grabbed a fist sized stone from the ground and launched it at the assassin. It scored a direct hit into Sileo's back as he grabbed the last ledge of the maze of ramps and paths, knocking him down tumbling to the grass of the riverside. "Gotcha." Mad Kowulluh smiled and powered his way out to the open area. Bofa would be joining soon enough as he checked his shoulder and no longer needed to clutch it with his hand, as his full recovery was steadily approaching. "The darkness surrounds us and you are alone, you don't stand a chance." Sileo confidently stated from behind his hood and skipped along the stones on the river to hide behind larger rocks. Kowulluh didn't like this game already, but attempted to hop along the stones to follow. He had already found that they were even smaller than they looked and were only about half the size of one of his feet! Kowulluh was now completely focused on trying to not take a dip into the river rapids and maintain his balance. Sileo's plan was working to a tee and he now took the chance to return and easily tip him over into the water. Kowulluh was able to grab onto the rocks on the side of the river after floating a few feet, but Sileo was standing over him now with his daggers shining in the moonlight. "This battle was pathetic, let me end this swiftly." Sileo raised his daggers high to deal a finishing blow, but Sgt. Bofa darted up from behind him and knocked him to the ground with a powerful kick. "Need a hand?" Bofa extended his arm to Kowulluh, who happily accepted and was helped back onto dry land quickly. Kowulluh's tight scale body armour actually proved to be waterproof since he felt very little extra weight from being doused in the river. "Huh, just my pants feel kinda wet." Kowulluh commented. "That be gross, but meanwhile our foe is fleeing us." Bofa added and pointed to Sileo who was climbing over a fence that had been setup to span one side of the river. The two of them sprang forth again to chase the assassin and hoisted themselves over the gate too. By now, they could see Sileo dashing around a corner that seemed to lead out of Zora's River. They feared they would lose him for sure, but when they had reached the turn themselves, they found it led into the wide open Hyrule Field. Sileo had a significant lead on them, but he was in clear view straight ahead in the field. "Oh my, what is that monstrosity looming in the distance up ahead?" Sileo murmured to himself, referred to what appeared to be a huge skeletal figure. "Hey, what's that dead ahead?" Bofa asked. "It looks like a beast, so it's like me except way uglier." Kowulluh answered, referring to the same skeletal figure. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/28/2008 8:41:39 PM message detail |
"Upsy daisy!" Crow happily chimed out every time someone successfully made it to the opposite side of a gate. Tithenion, HandofThrawn and Crow headed east through the only exit of Lake Hylia that didn't involve lots of swimming. Instead it featured a good bit of climbing and teamwork as sets of gates were laid out separating the lake from Hyrule Field. "Ok, now how many gates is that?" Thrawn groaned as he scaled down another gate to join his new comrades. "Probably 4, look there is just one more left." Tithenion sharply answered as if he had it prepared well in advance. "All of us are accomplished in the art of agility, it's just that this is annoying and time consuming." Thrawn explained while finally setting foot onto Hyrule Field's grass. "Upsy daisy!" 10 Minutes Later... "So HandofThrawn, we have told you of the experiences in the desert valley we suffered through. What hardships have you endured?" Tithenion began to subtlely grill HoT. "As I said before, my initial partner was eliminated by a powerful duo of a brute and a pirate. They are dangerous foes." HoT closed his eyes and seemed to recall their images in his mind. "I know, I was hoping to find a little more than that." Tithenion pressed. "You won't find what is buried in the past." Is all Thrawn responded with. "What about skeletons?" Crow interrupted. "What of them?" Tith turned his head back to speak. "Well that's one big one that has become unburied up ahead." Pointing to the giant stalchild. "Well, my friends, it appears we have no other tasks at the moment. Forward march and all that!" Thrawn ordered. "Hey, that's my line." Tithenion snapped back. ------ User Interaction Point: Sileo, Mad Kowulluh/Sgt. Bofa (private answer) Sileo 1. Continue towards the Stalchild 2. Attempt to find somewhere to hide. 3. Turn right and run towards the castle walls 4. Other MK/Bofa 1. Head towards the Stalchild 2. Follow Sileo wherever he goes 3. Other --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 5/2/2008 2:59:45 AM message detail |
Yarr, an excellent update for the most entertainin' duo thar be. --- []-----[]---[]¯\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]¯\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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Tithenion Posted 5/3/2008 10:49:35 PM message detail |
Holy crap this could end up being epic. O_O --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 3:24:53 PM message detail |
Chapter 16: All in the Family "I'll go with... love! Because you're so..." Drake began to make his choice, but paused when Tatl shot him a glare that didn't like where his explanation was headed. "Never mind... I'll take POWER instead. I NEED MORE POWER!!" Drake threw himself into a dramatic pose while shouting this. His voice echoed through the room over and over until nothing was left except for the sound of Tatl's rushing fountain waters. "Are you done?" Tatl finally spoke. "Yup." "This banter of yours better be worth what DC promised. Anyway, no more changing your mind, power is your selection and that is what you shall receive. For all of mankind desires power and craves it. Many are willing to kill for it and it has happened throughout the course of history countless times. They say that power corrupts people, and that is as close to truth as one can get. However, the means and lust to attain that power already corrupts you more than it does once it is achieved. Beware the corruption and take this item with caution." Tatl ended her brief introduction and held her arms into the air. Drake looked up to see a ball of light descending upon them and slowly the object came into view to take shape. He outstretched his arms and closed his eyes to avoid being blinded. He felt cold metal resting in his hands, opened his eyes slowly to find himself holding a gun. "Wow, a pistol! This is sweet!" Drake immediately began admiring it and swinging it around and twirling it between his hands. "Now be off and do what you must..." "Check this out!" BANG, Drake accidentally triggered the pistol to fire while spinning it and lodged a bullet right into Tatl's forehead. Drake covered his mouth with his hands in shock, but became frightened when anger flushed over Tatl's face gradually. Clearly the bullet had no physical harm to her, but she was still pissed no less. "BEGONE NOW!" Tatl's eyes shone like fire as Drake felt himself being lifted off the ground and hurled towards the exit. His body soared helplessly out and then above the rock entrance, flying away from the mountain top and towards Karkariko Village. Drake was agile, but he wasn't sure how he would be able to land safely without killing himself. He desperately looked to see if he could see any ant-like figures on the ground that looked like his friend, Jial. He spotted what appeared to be him off in the distance, but it was heading out the steps of the village quickly. He'd have to think of something on his own and soon.... . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 3:28:01 PM message detail |
"So, what were the other things Tatl was going to give away?" Deity asked out of curiosity. "Yeah, tell us! I wanna know!" Mario bounced up and down in his chair with excitement. "Well...." DC pursed his lips tightly while considering to answer. "C'mon man, don't be hidin' this from us." Meeptroid added. "Well, all right. Personally I think his first option of love was the best." DC began. "What's love got to do with it?!" Mario burst out. "Got to do with it... got to do with it..." Meeptroid continued then pointed at Deity next. "No." Deity refused. "That's a shame, Deity. Anyway, he WAS going to receive a fairy capable of revivals, but that ship has sailed now. Other things included things like rupees, skill increase, that golden shield at the castle, death and... this handy sensor!" DC reached on a shelf behind him to exhibit a handheld device. "Death sounds cool." Mario said. "Hey, you took that sensor straight from the real Battle Royale movie." Deity accused. "Yeah.... I did. Makes it more accurate to the movie, right?!" DC gave a false smile until everyone else was caught in an awkward silence and slowly returned to their monitors. . . . "Oh, we're going to have a fun time together." Duel proudly walked with Princess GameQueen slung over his shoulder while passed out. "I don't quite know what I'm going to do with you yet, but it'll be fun! At first I thought we should just get drunk together, but then I realized that might be both difficult and basically accomplishes nothing aside from humour for myself. You know what I think I'll just tie you up somewhere and ask for a nice wad of dough. And by dough I mean cash of course. I should probably find some chair and rope on my way out... hmmm.." Duel finished talking to himself and began searching the castle rooms for supplies. It wasn't terribly long before he found what would serve his needs and decided he should head out immediately. On occasion he would encounter a guard on patrol, but Duel had just enough stealth to stay hidden when he needed to and make his way closer and closer to an exit. It was clear that he wouldn't be able to sneak back through King Strider's throne room, certainly not with the Princess in his possession. Duel got an idea while passing one room that was almost perfectly aligned with one of the trees across the moat. Duel tied his rope into a lasso-like twist and hurled it towards the tree. After many attempts he finally was able to hang it on a branch in a secure enough fashion to support himself. Before swinging, he tossed his chair with ease across first and it landed onto a piece of pavement to smash into pieces. "Son of a *****!" Duel let out in frustration while seeking out another sitting object. Making sure this time to have it land in a soft spot, he got a stool to land safely and prepared himself to make an escape. With GameQueen over his shoulder once more, he grabbed onto the rope and leaped out the window! Duel narrowed his eyes as they sped towards the body of the tree and anticipated it by shifting his weight to swing to the side. Duel didn't account for the metal fences behind the tree though and bounced off of them hard to crash to the ground. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 3:29:36 PM message detail |
"Uhh...errrgg... Where... am I?" GameQueen started to come to as a result of Duel's miscalculation. "Umm... Look over there?" Duel thought hard to try to think of a lie, but ran out of time and simply began tying her up as fast as he could. The Princess resisted of course, but failed miserably to stop him. She screamed and screamed the entire time while Duel carried the girl under one arm and a stool in the other and ran from the castle as fast he could with what he was carrying. "Oh man, I should've picked up some tape or a gag or something too!!" Duel cursed another one of his miscalculations and dashed down the dusty path. Meanwhile... "Do you not notice that your princess has just been kidnapped! Look behind you!" Yeti pleaded with the approaching Beefer. "NO TRICCKKKSSSH." Beefer roared once more and raised an arm to strike. "Umm.... Coffee, I'll give you lots of coffee!" Yeti waved his arms in front of him to try and keep Beefer away. Beefer merely spat in his face to decline his offer. "All right you! I'm about to burn you up so bad... that... you'll be burnt really bad!" Yeti again failed to complete a threatening statement and motioned to let his actions do the talking. As soon as he could light his hands though, Beefer swung his arm and sweeped Yeti to the side, crashing into the drawers. With his current position, he took this chance to now make a break for the door! Yeti darted towards it as fast as he could, but Beefer quelched his plan by heaving the entire set of drawers at him. Yeti barely turned around in time to see it and had to duck to avoid being hit. The impact hit directly behind him though, slammed the door shut, and landed in front of the door to act as a minor barricade from the inside. In desperation, Yeti grabbed the nearest thing, a coat rack, and lit the end on fire to try and stave off Beefer. "Stay back!" Yeti commanded while clutching the flamed coat rack as if it were a spear. Beefer was not amused and stayed his course. Yeti had had enough and charged forward with the furniture held out in front of him. He caught Beefer between the posts at the end of the rack and managed to pin him to a nearby wall. Beefer was now surrounded in flames against the wall with Yeti having a satisfied grin on his face. Beefer's face slowly got a smile though too which seemed to replace Yeti's as it grew bigger. "RAAGGH" Beefer shouted and grabbed the main post of the rack that remained unburned. Little by little, he forced it back and off the wall with Yeti pushing as hard as he could. It was no match for Beefer though and Yeti was forced to let go just as Beefer usurped full control of it and threw it out the window. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 3:31:56 PM message detail |
Beefer stared at Yeti and around the room now to finally realize that Princess GameQueen had indeed disappeared. In a rage and desire to end this quickly, Beefer had Yeti by the neck before Yeti could even move! Yeti was now lifted off the ground against his will and taken to the same window the coat rack had flown out of. Beefer extended his arm out the window with Yeti's body flailing in the air, clutching at his neck and gasping for air. Beefer began to spin his arm behind him for a final blow. In a last desperate move, Yeti shut his eyes and shot as much fire as he could in Beefer's direction. The next thing he knew, he could breath comfortably again, but felt a falling sensation with air whirling all around him. It was obvious that Beefer had released his grip and Yeti braced for whatever impact followed. Splash! Yeti felt the cooling sensation of water now surrounding his body, he opened his eyes to find he was underwater and sinking in the moat! Yeti swam up and resurfaced with a rewarding gasp of air after surviving his encounter with that beast. Now that he was free again, he had more pressing matters on his mind... "Duel, you're mine!" . . . "Well well, what do we have here?" Viscen expressed his interest while passing the bodies of Radicus and Face Loran. "Looks as if someone did a number on them." Hawk Eye commented. "No ****. Next you're going to tell me they're dead. As funny as this ***** looks, you should probably take this since you don't have any other weapons." Viscen explained while pulling the knife out of Face Loran's head and passing it to his partner. "I think we have reason to believe that the culprits proceeded this way." Hawk Eye pointed straight ahead at the burnt and broken metal gates ahead. "You think so? The thought of some random dragon passing by and attacking that castle didn't occur to you?" Viscen pelted Hawk Eye with more sarcasm as the duo moved forward. "HELP! LET GO OF ME!" A female voice echoed from not too far away. "Shut up, God damn it!" A male voice shouted back. "What do you think is going on there?" Hawk Eye asked, though instantly expected another smartass remark from Viscen. "That's definitely Duel's voice and it sounds like he is on a date or something, haha." Viscen chuckled and waved for Hawk Eye to follow as they rushed on. The sound of the struggling grew louder and louder until they came to a pathway that branched off the path leading to the castle. The path sloped downward while appearing to be a dead end with a large boulder blocking further progression. The noise was coming behind the boulder for sure. "What now...?" Hawk Eye wondered outloud while he heard Viscen grunting and climbing up rocks nearby that would lead to a detour around the boulder. Hawk Eye sighed and easily hovered up for a few seconds to join him. It wasn't long before they could see behind the boulder and saw the image of Duel standing behind it and tying a woman onto a stool. "Hey Duel! Give it up, she isn't interested in a bum like you!" Viscen called out from above. "Wha? VISCEN?! Heeyyy... How's it going, frend?" Duel gave an uncomfortable smile. "We don't like you or your face and we are about to kill you." Hawk Eye bluntly answered. "... Well I guess he summarized it well enough." Viscen shrugged while drawing his bow and arrow aimed at Duel. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 3:33:22 PM message detail |
Jial had finally made it off of Death Mountain, using his agility and acrobatics to take as many shortcuts as possible. He was in such a hurry and didn't even bother to return any greetings thrown his way by the villagers of Kakariko. Jial didn't even bother with stairs going downward and simply leaped from one level to the next. Even the large stairs signifying the exit of the village weren't a concern to him, adding a roll to his landings to prevent any injuries in his haste and letting his durable body to absorb the rest of the impact. Jial finally set foot on the grass of Hyrule field and dashed over the stone bridge leading into the main portion of the field. Night still loomed over Hyrule, but even in the darkness a distant object caught his eye. What appeared to be a giant monster had arisen in the field! Jial took this time to pause and take a breather, but more so his curiosity forced him to squint at the creature, identifying it to be skeletal in nature. "Whoa, that is... seriously messed up." Jial took a few more deep breaths and looked at the castle walls nearby and the creature again. . . . "Oh man, oh man, oh man!" JJ repeated over and over while the giant stalchild kept increasing in size. "Do you think it's cause we kept killing all those smaller ones?" Rob openly asked. "We didn't have much of a choice now did we? And let's not forget that goofball over there killed our teammate!" Bane shouted back and pointed at Nikon. "What should we do, JJ?" Nikon turned to his partner. "I think running would be a spectacular idea." JJ whispered so Team Sith wouldn't hear. "Don't you guys even think about..." "Well it was nice seeing you guys, maybe we'll catch up later!!!" JJ interrupted Bane's warning and the two of them started to turn away. "No greeting for us?" A voice called out. Team Awesome turned their heads from Bane and Rob to see Tithenion, HandofThrawn and Crow standing before them, blocking their retreat. "We'd like to have some fun with you guys." Crow slowly gave a disturbing smile that pasted disgusted looks on JJ and Nikon's faces. "Well it looks like... Aggh!" Bane was interrupted once more as he was toppled over from behind. Everyone looked and saw a hooded man on the ground with Bane, apparently not looking at where he was going. "HEY, it's you!" Nikon instantly recognized Sileo from their earlier encounter and perished any thoughts of running away in his mind. "Ya har har!! Looks like this boat has got a full crew!" Sgt. Bofa announced while he and Mad Kowulluh made their entrance on scene. "Man, that thing is even uglier up close." Mad Kowulluh looked up and analyzed the stalchild looming over them. The stalchild was now fully grown and staring at the veritable buffet of victims standing at its feet. It reared it's head back and shrieked at all of them, forcing them all to shield themselves with wind and dust swirling everywhere. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 3:45:00 PM message detail |
Priority User Interaction Point: Nikon, JJ, Tithenion, HandofThrawn, Crow, Bane, Rob, Sileo, Mad Kowulluh, Sgt. Bofa, Jial, Drake. (all private answers!) Jial: 1. Continue to the castle 2. Stray from your course and investigate the creature. Drake: How will you save yourself? 1. Open end Everyone in the mass fight: Provide me a list of who you prioritize as the most threatening (and therefore the order in which you will attempt to fight with) as well as actions that may want to be performed. Your selections to rank are: 1. Attack Nikon 2. Attack JJ 3. Attack Tithenion 4. Attack Bane 5. Attack HandofThrawn 6. Attack Crow 7. Attack Sileo 8. Attack Rob 9. Attack Sgt. Bofa 10. Attack Mad Kowulluh 11. Attack Stal-child 12. Try to flee this madness. Exclude yourself of course from the rankings. (teammates are not exempt from your list) This applies to EVERYONE, not just one per team. Participants Drake - Sledgehammer, pistol (5 shots) Bane - Sword AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 14 arrows Yeti Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn JJ Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn - short sword Mad Kowulluh- scale armour Hawk Eye - Bottle of water, dagger Sgt. Bofa - Zora Helmet Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon (revived) Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh Bane, blasted by Mac (revived) Rob, killed via Mac self-destruct (revived) Mac, self-destructed Ajain, killed by Nikon --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DeadDuel Posted 5/4/2008 4:37:32 PM message detail |
That katana better come in handy at one point or another. Great chapter, by the way. All around. Every story was well written and fun to read. --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 5/4/2008 4:45:10 PM message detail |
|munches popcorn| This be getting better and better...hehe. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 5/4/2008 4:57:38 PM message detail |
In all honesty, I forgot you even had the katana since I forgot to update it on my sheet of listings. <_< >_> --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 5/4/2008 5:38:56 PM message detail |
Very awesome. I'm really looking forward to what will undoubtedly be a battle of epic proportions. And I somehow lived. Sweet. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 5/5/2008 8:50:20 PM message detail |
Holy crap, this is awesome. 'Gonna be a battle of unprecedented proportions. There'll be hell to pay if one of you wusses out and runs off. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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Wacky Posted 5/5/2008 9:28:57 PM message detail |
I sent in Team Sith's decision...which was entirely mine. --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 5/5/2008 10:03:09 PM message detail |
I can't wait to see how that Stalchild Brawl goes... It will be MADNESS! --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
