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Battle Royale 3: Super Showdown
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DeadDuel Posted 3/24/2008 2:50:43 AM message detail |
Great episode. --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/25/2008 10:38:48 PM message detail |
Bump on the grounds that I don't have a new chapter yet. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 3/25/2008 11:25:05 PM message detail |
For shame! --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/26/2008 11:09:58 AM message detail |
Ugly shame. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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Deity42 Posted 3/26/2008 11:20:42 AM message detail |
*reads for first time* Damn I am awesome. --- Is that for real? The image seems to imply I sat down beside a Third Reich officer on a public train somehow. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2008 9:57:38 PM message detail |
He still isn't done. Hey at least I have it started! Shut up! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 3/28/2008 10:07:31 PM message detail |
I hope it involves Rat Guy and JJ. I've been left in suspense all month. Will Rat Guy be able to save his beloved JJ? The romantic in me wants them to get back together. They're so cute. Oh....and people should die and stuff. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/29/2008 4:56:03 PM message detail |
Chapter 10: Ain't No Mountain High Enough "Hey! Wait up!" Jial called out to Drake, who was leaping off rocks and up the mountain steadily. "C'mon, you can't be that slow! I wanna find some action!" Drake answered back and immediately pressed onward. The two of them were agile enough to utilize opportunities to take alternate paths up Death Mountain when they presented themselves, rather than using the foot path. Not only did this cut down on travel time, but it also helped them avoid what appeared to be boulders occasionally rolling down the aforementioned pathways. Inevitably, the duo finally came to a point where the side of the mountain became far too steep and the walking path was the only option. "Huff... Finally..." Jial took in a deep breath as he finally rejoined with Drake who had stopped due to this change in course. The two of them casually made their way on the path, when a sharp rumbling noise started to become louder and louder. "What's that?" Drake asked. "BOULDER!!!" Jial exclaimed as a 20 foot tall boulder came around the next turn, rolling directly at them. The width of the boulder didn't cover the entire path and was bouncing off one side to another. "Ok, come right at me!!" Drake began to ready himself as if he were a baseball batter and held his sledgehammer like a bat. "Are you nuts??" Jial said with wide eyes. "Trust me!" Drake assured Jial. The boulder barrelled towards them faster and faster, zig-zagging back and forth. Drake narrowed and squinted his eyes as it came closer, but Jial decided to intervene. He quickly tapped Drake's leg joint to bring him to a knee and tossed him to the opposite side of the boulder and took cover along with him. The boulder soon rumbled by them harmlessly and down the mountain. "Why'd you do that for?!" Drake shouted. "Well you could say that little toss just shows how much I trust you on these kinds of things." Jial answered with a smirk. Drake simply lay there with an annoyed look on his face, while Jial picked himself up to continue walking. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/29/2008 4:56:40 PM message detail |
"Hey Drake? Where'd you go?" Jial called out moments later, after becoming separated from Drake again somehow. A little ways away, he could hear a sort of mushy banging noise. He followed the source until he finally discovered Drake, holding his hammer like a golf club and striking some large oddly coloured balls. "There you are. What the hell are you doing?" Jial demanded. "I decided to take a little break, so I found these cool looking balls and decided to play some croquet!" Drake answered as he smacked another ball. The object rolled and ricocheted off another one. "Well... for one thing, I don't think you actually know how to play croquet... And another thing... I don't think those are balls..." Jial spat out while taking a good look at the rolling balls. "What else would they be?" Drake proposed. Jial squinted a bit, then his eyes went as wide as they could when he recognized the sharp and rocky pattern on one side of the balls. "Those are GORONS!! You're smacking around live Gorons!" Jial screamed. "Man, they must be heavy sleepers then." Drake said as he hit another balled up Goron. "Stop that! They might be pissed when they wake up." Jial ordered. "Fine... I almost had a birdie though." Drake replied. Jial ignored the fact Drake proved he confused golf and croquet terms and stopped to think about what to do next. Upon pacing around, he accidentally tripped on one of the dormant Gorons, sending it rolling down a hill. Team LWI watched anxiously as it rolled directly past what appeared to be a dark entranceway to a section in the mountain. "Hey, what's that sign say?" Drake noticed and pointed out a sign near where the Goron had disappeared. The two of them walked over and read the sign, "Goron City". The two of them looked at each other blankly for a few seconds, then simultaneously turned to run away. After a few steps, they were stopped dead in their tracks by a spine tingling roar coming from the darkness beyond the entrance. The two of them desperately wanted to get their legs moving and continue running, but they just froze there slowly turning towards the entrance. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/29/2008 4:57:23 PM message detail |
Whether by fear or plain curiosity, the LWI watched as almost ground shaking steps came closer and closer. Ever so slightly, the two of them came out of their trance-like state and readied themselves for battle. Massive feet soon kicked out of the darkness and a huge mighty Goron body followed. "I'd... definitely call him the leader of the tribe." Jial commented. "Is that what Gorons even call their group? Maybe they call themselves herds or... legions." Drake countered. "Is this REALLY relevant right now...?" Jial rolled his eyes as the frightening Goron approached and stopped in front of them. "I am SamusAran, leader of the Gorons!!! Why do you travel up here and disturb my people??" He said in a bellowing voice. "W... W....we... got lost and.." Jial stuttered out uncontrollably. "RAGGGH!!!" Drake cried out as he struck SamusAran with his sledgehammer. It hit his belly with great force, but all of it bounced back right at him as he lost control of the hammer and one end dropped to the ground. "Is that supposed to be funny?! I oughta kill both of you!" Samus screamed in his booming voice. "I was... just saying hi!" Drake answered with a very phony smile on his face. "Well then, let me greet you in a similar fashion! GORON HUG!!!" SamusAran opened his arms wide open and lumbered towards Drake. Drake quickly turned tail and ran back to the path leading further up the mountain. SamusAran, being outrun, turned his attention to Jial and attempted to hug him instead. Jial soon realized this after snickering at the prior events, just in time to run himself. "Damn it!! Why does everyone run from me when I do that? That's it! GORONS!!" Within seconds a pack of Gorons were at his side waiting for commands, although they didn't look like the most orderly group, since it seemed many of them were scratching themselves in various areas. "ATTACK AND DESTROY THOSE TWO!" --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/29/2008 4:57:47 PM message detail |
After running uphill for several minutes, the LWI team stopped to catch a breather. Both of them were bent over taking in large gasps of air, until Jial turned his head and noticed the fantastic view they had from their height on the mountain. He was simply speechless as he could see the village, the field and... Hyrule Castle. Jial quickly glanced to make sure Drake was still gathering himself and then turned back to look at the castle in full view. A desperate look came over his face as his hand slowly reached out in the direction of the castle. His lips and eyes were quivering as if something had been taken away from him. "What the hell are you doing??" Drake asked as he turned his own head to notice Jial seemingly reaching out to nowhere. Jial quickly gathered himself and spun around. "Oh... nothing." "It don't look like nothing, but hey I don't give a ****, so there." Drake glared at Jial playfully and progressed further on the path. Jial took a long hard look at the castle and held back a tear before once more before chasing after Drake. Soon after, just when they thought things were safe, yet another rumbling noise was heard fast approaching them. The two of them expected another boulder to be coming their way and looked ahead eagerly to avoid it. They started to become worried when nothing came into view, yet the rumbling became louder and louder. Again, as if they were on the same brain wave, they simultaneously turned around to discover the source of the commotion was from BEHIND them. A wave of gorons, led by SamusAran, were marching straight at them and they did not look happy. "RUN!!!" Jial shouted. "No time!!" Drake responded as he started to climb up a nearby wall. "What are you thinking?!" "Gorons can't climb!" Drake stated. "You don't know that!" Jial retorted, then dashed away along the path leading around the mountain. Drake was ascending up the wall fast with his agile limbs and grinning all the way. His grin soon disappeared when he looked down to see some of the Gorons actually climbing successfully after him, albeit much slower. "I hate croquet now!" --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/29/2008 4:58:41 PM message detail |
Jial sped along the winding path as fast as he could with a few gorons and Samus not far behind. He was forced to stop when he spied a hand around the next turn, grabbing the ledge. He stopped to investigate and sure enough, it was his LWI teammate, Jial extended his arm and aided him to get back onto solid ground. "No time, eh? Seems like it took the same amount of time." Jial smirked. "Yeah well... now these gorons following me are sitting ducks!" Drake proudly stated as he scooped up several stones and tossed them at their pursuers. The small rocks merely broke apart upon contact with each goron's big and seemingly expressionless face. "Umm... Run?" Drake suggested, but received no answer and soon realized Jial had already begun. Drake soon saw the figure of SamusAran and the remaining gorons closing in as well, and took heed on his own suggestion. It didn't take him long to catch up to a stationary Jial, who seemed to have reached the plateau. "It would seem the only way left is through this tunnel leading into the centre of the volcano, and it's damn hot! I don't think we can stay in there long." Jial explained. "Yeah... I don't think we can fight all those rock eaters.... Hey, what's that?" Drake had scanned the area looking for an alternate route and spotted a rock formation that seemed out of place. It looked as if a wall nearby was being covered with another wall of rocks, but jutting out, so there was space in between the two of them. The only way to get between them and past the first layer appeared to be from above and over it. "C'mon, we can easily get over this and hide here." Drake already began to start climbing. "But we already proved they can climb!" Jial snapped. "True, but we haven't proven they have good eyes and aren't stupid." Drake countered back and hopped over the first wall layer and out of sight. Jial shrugged and followed, before the rumbling of the full pack of gorons caught up to them. "Hmmm... They must have gone into the heart of the mountain! We will burn those fools and then hug their corpses to death!" SamusAran commanded his forces and they charged into the open tunnel, unaffected by the heat. Team LWI let out a sigh of relief as they watched through a small crack. "Phew... WHAT THE?!" Jial exclaimed as he turned around and saw they had entered an alternate passageway. "What are you looking at?? HOLY ****!!!" Drake's eyes widened at what they had just stumbled upon. ------- Damn post restrictions made this an awkward chapter to break up into posts. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 3/29/2008 5:48:29 PM message detail |
POINTY BOOBS!! --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 3/30/2008 12:20:21 AM message detail |
O_O Gad damn it, I can't stop laughing....Aww yeah, just like Drake to use Gorons for sports quipment! --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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CTrunks Posted 3/30/2008 2:19:48 AM message detail |
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CTrunks Posted 3/30/2008 2:20:19 AM message detail |
Epic. *************. Win. --- CTrunks.EXE Come, embrace the eternity in nothing! |
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DeadDuel Posted 4/2/2008 2:31:28 AM message detail |
What in God's name. --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/3/2008 4:37:59 PM message detail |
Thank you for bumping it, Duel. I have been away without internet for a few days. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/7/2008 7:38:17 AM message detail |
*Pokes DC and topic with a stick* MOAR, DAMMIT! ...Please? --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/7/2008 8:15:03 AM message detail |
OMG he's away without internet for a few days. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/7/2008 6:41:35 PM message detail |
Welcome to a few days ago, Mac. I am half done the next chapter, I swear! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/7/2008 8:20:59 PM message detail |
Chapter 11: Genocide Nikon could still only stare at JJ's body falling over, as his own body quivered every few seconds at the thought of what he had just done. His friend's body lay there motionless with the puddle of blood expanding little by little. Nikon dropped to his knees and rolled JJ's body to face upwards. His mind didn't want any part of staring at JJ's dead face, but his body performed on instinct alone. JJ's eyes were only half closed and the open part stared blankly at Nikon, unblinking and still. Nikon could only bear it for a few seconds as he palmed his face into his hands and began to cry. Several tears seeped through his fingers and dropped onto JJ's own face. One by one, the Kokiri children emerged from their houses since the battling had ceased. They saw the result of the battle and most of them felt immediate sorrow for Nikon's loss. They watched as Nikon cried over his friend and tried everything to revive him from CPR to mouth to mouth. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Nikon screamed and let out all the emotions that were boiling inside of him. The echo travelled deep and all around the surrounding forest, some of the kids even retreated back into their houses. The rest of the children slowly began to approach Nikon, wanting to offer support since the two of them were the ones who drove off the sinister hooded murderer. Soon they were almost within an arm's reach and gathering all around to comfort the ninja-like warrior. It appeared he did not want their offer as he drew his sword. "What are you looking at?!?!" Nikon spun around with his sword outreached. The children were barely able to back up enough to avoid being sliced. "We saved your pitiful, worthless lives and this is what we get?! I should murder you all here and now myself!" Nikon's expression and demeanor immediately transformed into a vicious and angry one. The Kokiri saw the rage in his eyes and noticed his head and several limbs were twitching erratically. They didn't dare attempt to have any further contact with him in this state and ran back into hiding. Nikon was left alone again as a cold breeze blew through the grass on which he stood. He put his sword away and turned back to JJ's body. His face suddenly smiled and his eyes became a mix of sullen and deranged. "We're going to be just fine. I'm going to bring you back and we'll be together again... as a team... DC said we could bring each other back, just as long as I have a heart to put in... I wonder if a child's heart would do..." Nikon turned his head grimly towards the houses and he instantly heard the doors close from any kids left that were peeking. Nikon then propped up JJ's body onto his shoulders and walked out of the village slowly. As soon as he was out of sight, the Kokiri kids finally came out of hiding again. "Why was he trying mouth to mouth to help a sword wound?" One of the children whispered to a friend. "Dunno... I think they have something going on, so maybe it was more for him rather than the dead guy..." His friend answered, followed by snickering from both of them. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/7/2008 8:21:30 PM message detail |
"In the name of the Zoran guard and King Blistered Otter, we shall not let you leave here alive!" A Zoran with a regal helmet and spear arrived on the scene with his troops to confront Sgt. Bofa and Mad Kowulluh. The two of them didn't seem the least bit scared as they turned away from the waterfall to face them. Mad Kowulluh turned again and jumped off the edge into the water below. "Yaarr, if ye can truely swim, walk the plank and follow!" Bofa warned the Zorans and dove after his partner. The Zoran leader directed a couple of his men to go around for a flank, while he and the others followed. They charged with their weapons and gracefully leaped over the waterfall as well. Kowulluh hit the water first, of course, and immediately swam around with his powerful legs to search for Thrawn, who had escaped. He had planned to use his superior smell to get a hint of Thrawn, but with water all around, it ruined that idea quickly. Bofa and the Zorans splashed their way in shortly after and begun battling. Bofa managed to hold his own against the numbers, but the water advantage took effect as the Zorans used their swimming skills to attack effectively. Bofa was stabbed hard in his side with a spear and pulled it out immediately. It barely pierced his skin, as only small drips of blood spurted out into the water. "Uhh, yarr, this spear be only made of fish bone!" Bofa deduced after he surfaced to get a new breath of air. The Zorans surfaced as well and circled Bofa. With a quick hand motion from the leader, they all lunged their spears at him. All of them had a similar effect to the first blow he took, more or less. Despite that, the attacks from all directions soon wore Bofa down, while he was only able to knock away a couple of the Zoran fighters with his power. By now, the water immediately surrounding Bofa was red with his blood and he began to lose hope. Suddenly he felt a surge of water from beneath, rushing towards them. Kowulluh suddenly burst forth from the depths and locked two of the attackers heads in his arms. In a simultaneous movement, he snapped both of their necks, causing them to leave floating corpses. Another warrior attacked with his spear and Kowulluh blocked it head on with his fist. The impact left his hand dripping blood as well, but Kowulluh saw this as a positive when he brought the wound to his lips, sucked in deep and spat the blood right in the fighter's eyes. With the Zoran blinded, Mad Kowulluh wound his arm and hit a devastating punch that sent the fishy body soaring and crashing into a rock wall. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/7/2008 8:22:06 PM message detail |
Meanwhile, Bofa was engaged with the Zoran guard leader, barely able to keep his spear at bay. Both of his hands were wrapped about the spear tip, wrenching it from side to side. The leader was strong, but no match for the pirate, as soon he was able to overpower him and steal the spear away. Bofa retaliated with the weapon, but the guard was too fast and swam under to dodge it. Sgt. Bofa could see the streaks of water where he swam, but the Zoran was moving far too fast to hit. He felt as helpless as being circled by a shark, perhaps even more. He started to get worried when the leader dove down too deep to even see and was left in silence, aside from the noise of Kowulluh killing the remaining Zora, that is. Bofa felt another rush of water surging from beneath and abruptly was launched high into the air as the leader revealed himself. The two of them ascended higher and higher out of the water, as he stared into the Zoran's black eyes. They narrowed at him and Bofa could almost make out a smile squeak out from his fish face. "Ye be out of your element, grave mistake." Bofa responded, as he twisted just enough to use his spear and stab it downward at his opponent. It hit square in front of his left shoulder and they were both driven down back to the water. The Zoran fought bravely to free himself, but it was no use. Eventually they hit the bottom and he was pinned to the ground. This time, Bofa grinned at him and knew his time was up. "Whew, that was fun." Kowulluh said to himself as he piled Zora after Zora body in a corner. Soon, Sgt. Bofa joined him and agreed. "Hey, you turned out all right!" Kowulluh exclaimed. "Aye! He rests with Davy Jones now. What should be do with all this booty? I mean bodies." Bofa asked. Kowulluh thought for a moment, then smiled a grin of his own. He walked up to the pile of corpses and began ripping them apart literally. After a bit of hard work, Mad Kowulluh was outfitted with a chestplate and leggings made of scales. "I'm ready to get the hell out of this place. You want to grab something before we go?" Kowulluh asked Bofa. Bofa paused for a moment to think. . . . Nikon made his way across the bridge through the lost woods, with JJ on his back. Nikon was clearly a nimble fighter rather than a powerful one, so carrying a man on his back was not particularly easy. He set his friend's corpse down to take a breather. "Where are you?! Show yourself, coward!" Nikon screamed, calling out to Sileo, the hooded man. He received no response and the back of his mind told him that he was probably long gone by now. "In due time, I will come for you too." Sileo spoke out to himself as he watched from afar, high in the trees. He leaped down to the ground and walked away for a dramatic effect, but it was soiled when Sileo suddenly fell into a pool of water! He sank to the bottom, swirling his head around to see, and noticed one side of the hole he was in was actually a stone pillar. A stone pillar with a small tunnel at the bottom! He cautiously swam towards the passage to investigate, but found himself being sucked in. He was pulled and launched head first through the water and darkness, not knowing where it would lead. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/7/2008 8:27:37 PM message detail |
User Interaction Point: Sgt. Bofa What do you want? (if anything) 1. Grab a fishbone spear 2. Go back and take the leader's helmet 3. Other Note: There's not enough bodies left to make scale armour for yourself. Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 14 arrows Yeti Ajain - Battle Axe Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn Mad Kowulluh- scale armour Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh Bane, blasted by Mac (revived) Rob, killed via Mac self-destruct (revived) Mac, self-destructed It has been so long since I updated, let me know if I missed anything. Not many deaths in awhile since Hyrule is kinda big.... --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 4/7/2008 9:56:46 PM message detail |
I'll be grabbin' tha helmet, yarr... --- []-----[]---[]¯\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]¯\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/7/2008 9:57:24 PM message detail |
Does my self-destruct count as a kill? --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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yeti Posted 4/7/2008 10:18:36 PM message detail |
Does my self-destruct count as a kill? It's a suicide, so that's like -1 kills. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/7/2008 11:38:45 PM message detail |
Yeti is technically correct, so you're at a +1 ratio. I don't know why you'd even ask aside from the end game kill count. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Sea Bass Posted 4/9/2008 1:01:51 AM message detail |
Does Mac count as all of our kills? We are the cause of his self destruct. --- Juggling Joker 4: Anything I say makes a good sig |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/9/2008 10:07:42 AM message detail |
If that's the case, then I'm bumped up to +2. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/9/2008 8:26:29 PM message detail |
No you don't get the credit for that. And why are we suddenly discussing kill counts? This is starting to sound like Halo! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 4/10/2008 2:58:22 PM message detail |
Lol, nice. I liked that part about the mouth to mouth. <_< --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/10/2008 6:09:13 PM message detail |
I thought it was funny too, even after I realized it is basically kinda what happened in Red Vs. Blue when Sarge got shot in the head and they discussed whether or not to give him CPR for that, haha. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/14/2008 1:09:44 AM message detail |
Quick bump, don't worry new chapter is briefly started! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/15/2008 8:43:24 PM message detail |
Chapter 12: Washed Up "Umm... I'll take that... bottle of water!" Hawk Eye declared to Viscen. The rest of the bar was watching with undivided attention and was puzzled at the selection over the other potentially damaging items on the shelf. "Give my friend that jug of water." Viscen commanded the bartender, still with his arrow drawn back. The bartender nervously grabbed it with both hands, still almost dropping it, and handed it over to Hawk Eye. Hawk Eye and Viscen both flashed smiles on their faces as they completed their small robbery. "One more thing..." Viscen began. "W...w... what?" The bartender stuttered. "Give me a blowjob." Viscen answered. "WHAT!?" The man's eyes widened as he backed away into the shelving. "Hahaha!! **** no, I wouldn't want any kind of job from a fatso like you." Viscen laughed as he turned to exit the bar. Upon leaving, he would grab a waitress' head and pretend to force it down to his lower region to further taunt the bar patrons. It was only after several times of doing this to different women that the customers had had enough and started to get out of their seats to do something about it. With his manipulation complete, Viscen finally joined Hawk Eye outside again into the town market square. The shopping crowds were still bustling all around, but they could easily feel the tension of the people passing by as they had heard the commotion coming from the bazaar and knew the duo that caused it. "So, what now?" Hawk Eye asked. "Right now we ditch this crap hole and go towards that better crap hole known as the castle. I have reason to believe Duel is probably mulling around up there." Viscen answered. "Thanks for getting me this bottle, I can't wait to use it and fry somebody!" Hawk Eye flickered lightning between his fingertips to show Viscen what he had in mind. "Really, I hadn't ever thought that's why you chose that!" Viscen rolled his eyes in sarcasm, "I can't have an unequipped partner being my weak link anyway, I'll ditch you like that if you drag me down." Viscen warned and patted his sword. "Well same to you!" Hawk Eye responded. The two of them marched proudly through the crowd and towards the northern exit, the townspeople cleared the way as they approached, not wanting any dealings with either of them. Whispers were thrown around as they departed, but soon returned to normal when they disappeared from sight. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/15/2008 8:43:46 PM message detail |
HandofThrawn sped through the dark tunnel, having no idea where he was being taken, but still very relieved to have escaped the powerful duo of Mad Kowulluh and Sgt. Bofa. The loss of a partner did disturb him slightly, but much of his confidence remained that he was still a dangerous competitor in this contest. Soon a light at the end of the watery tunnel became larger and larger and he was finally shot out into another body of water. Having held his breath for the entire time, Thrawn immediately thrashed his limbs to reach the surface and inhale a big breath of fresh air. Following several smaller rapid gasps to recover himself, he circled around in the water and surveyed his surroundings. It was quite obvious he had been filtered into a lake of some kind. The sky was a bright orange as the sun was starting to set and reflected a beautiful hue off the lake surface. HandofThrawn looked around and saw in the middle of the lake was a lone island with a old, yet strong looking tree. There was a bridge leading from the island to the mainland shore that also sported a house on a cliff. Still getting adjusted to this new area, HoT was caught off guard when a big splash rose up beside him and a Zora had suddenly appeared next to him. "Who are you?!" Thrawn demanded. "Hello stranger! I noticed someone had came out of the warp tunnel from Zora's Domain and wanted to see who it was! Did you have a good time visiting there?" The Zora was quite enthusiastic and clearly one of the younger ones. He was probably to be a future soldier, as HoT noticed a short sword was strapped to his waist. "I can't say it was a great trip." Thrawn answered with a dull expression. "Huh? Why not?! Don't like swimming??" The Zoran asked as he joyfully swam about. "There was a battle with invaders and my partner was killed..." Thrawn answered grimly. "What?! You must be kidding! King Blistered Otter would never let that happen!" "King BO was killed amidst the fighting. I can't say your guard troops would fare much better against the foes." HandofThrawn explained as his story quickly dampened the young Zoran's mood. "NO! You must be mistaken! I must see for myself!" The young male swam away swiftly and through the tunnel. Thrawn protested mildly, but quickly found it futile. Within moments, the Zora returned with shock all over his face. "Dead! Everyone! I... I... Everyone is dead!" Thrawn wasn't sure if the Zora could cry, but if they could, the young male would be sobbing at this second. HoT didn't want to seem completely heartless to his loss, but wasn't sure what he could say to comfort the kid. As a result, the crying just got worse and worse. "Be strong, you are still alive." Was all Thrawn could muster. "NO! I don't want to be the only one! I.. just... can't!" Despair overwhelmed the Zora as he pulled out his short sword. HoT could not believe what he assumed what was about to occur, but did little to stop the inevitable. "RAAAA!!!!!" The Zoran male cried out one last time as he plunged his weapon into himself and took his own life. HandofThrawn watched as the body went limp and swam to shore with it before it sank. "I'm not sure whether to be sad at your decision or your weak skill to cope that enabled you to come to it. Regardless, it would be shameful for this to go to waste." HandofThrawn pulled out the short sword and washed the blood off the blade. He looked at the corpse one last time before pushing it out towards the centre of the lake. "Oh yeah, thanks for the sword." Were Thrawn's last words as he turned away, straightened his glasses and walked onto dry land. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/15/2008 8:46:16 PM message detail |
Bursts of water shot in and out of the mouths of Tithenion and Crow as they were swept down the rapids at the bottom of Gerudo Valley. Each of them called out for the other at every opportunity, but the water was making it difficult to even see. Both of them grabbed at rocks with their great agility, but even they were no match for the rapid waters. Any grasp they attained on a grounded rock was short lived as they were forced to be dropped down waterfall after waterfall. Crow got his head above water long enough to see that the final and largest fall was approaching fast. Suddenly, something caught the corner of his eye and he focused as much as he could to barely make out Tithenion's arms flailing in the air. With some quick thinking, Crow raised his arm as high as he could and was able to squeeze out a few small fireballs into the air. Tithenion caught the signal just in time and waved back in reception just as he fell over the falls. Crow soon suffered the same fate, but they were both lucky that the bottom of the huge fall did not contain many dangerous rocks. The two of them were exhausted and merely floated on the water to let the current drift them away. After what seemed like ages, Tithenion finally began to move and slowly swam around looking for his partner. After several calls of his name, Tithenion spied a very faint flicker nearby, but that was all he needed. He swam in the general direction of its source and the two were reunited in no time. "Well I must say that was certainly more real than any theme park I've been to." Crow greeted Tith. "We could have died!" "Better than being executed by that madman!" Crow countered. Tithenion had wished Crow had been less inclined to joke, but knew he was correct nonetheless. "It would seem the valley supplies the water to this beautiful lake! Wish we could stay and have some more fun, but we have to get going and gather ourselves." Tithenion kept focus as usual. "Yes... let's do that." Crow agreed hesitantly. Tithenion couldn't help but give an odd glance, but swam towards shore regardless. After what Tithenion estimated was halfway there, he had not heard the splashing of Crow following him and became worried. He swiveled his head behind him and was forced to dive under to avoid a log speeding towards him! Tithenion surfaced to the side of the floating log to see that Crow was sitting on top of it and using his spear as a paddle! "What was that all about?!" Tithenion referred to almost being hit. "Sorry! I don't have much experience steering logs with thin spears! I'd invite you to hop on, but it's barely floating on the surface with me alone on it. Race you to the shore!" Crow paddled his way towards shore much quicker than Tithenion could hope to swim and easily made it there first. By the time he walked onto land, Crow was already resting along the bottom of a cliffside. "Nice to see you're comfortable." Tithenion muttered out between hard breaths with a noticeably annoyed tone of voice. "Thanks, your swimming form is excellent by the way." Crow responded. Tithenion didn't know how to answer the compliment and sat beside him silently. It was almost nightfall and they had to plan what they would do when it came. "Mind if I join you?!" A voice called out from the top of the cliff. Tith and Crow craned their heads up to see HandofThrawn leaping down right in front of them with sword in hand. He landed perfectly on the ground and looked like he could strike at any moment! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/15/2008 8:49:08 PM message detail |
User Interaction Point: HandofThawn, Tith/Crow (Private answer) Thrawn: What to do? 1. Attack them 2. Offer alliance 3. Other? Tith/Crow: What to do? 1. Attack HandofThrawn 2. Offer alliance 3. Other? Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 14 arrows Yeti Ajain - Battle Axe Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn - short sword Mad Kowulluh- scale armour Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa - Zora Helmet Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh Bane, blasted by Mac (revived) Rob, killed via Mac self-destruct (revived) Mac, self-destructed --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/15/2008 9:56:11 PM message detail |
"Oh yeah, thanks for the sword." Excellent quote, and what appears to be an excellent situation... --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DeadDuel Posted 4/15/2008 9:59:56 PM message detail |
I liked Viscen's antics with the women. --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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SamusAran Posted 4/16/2008 5:22:54 PM message detail |
Thank you DC, you're a legend and a hero. And I'm a Goron. --- Ambition makes you look pretty ugly |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/17/2008 7:56:29 AM message detail |
Not just ANY Goron, you're their leader....and apparently a scary looking one at that. |fkeez| --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DeadDuel Posted 4/20/2008 1:45:38 AM message detail |
Update. Update. --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/20/2008 1:48:05 AM message detail |
Believe it or not, I actually started the next chapter earlier today. (faster than usual!) --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DeadDuel Posted 4/20/2008 1:49:30 AM message detail |
Yeah? What's that doing for me right now? --- "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs" |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/22/2008 8:10:25 PM message detail |
Chapter 13: Rebirth "Hold it right there!" Tithenion ordered HandofThrawn, while getting into a martial arts stance, fearing a potential attack. Crow grabbed his dagger as fast as he could too, being the lighter weapon in his arsenal. "Do not fear, for I asked you a rather simple question." HandofThrawn spoke back to the two of them. In doing so, he also stood himself straight up and lowered his sword to his side. "Um, what was that again?" Crow asked. "I merely requested to have the pleasure of your company and rest along with you. Night will fall soon and who knows what creatures may surface during that time.... However, if you decline, I see no reason why I shouldn't oblige your initial fears and attack you anyway." Thrawn explained himself. "What makes you believe you can prevail against the two of us?" Tithenion countered. "Again, I don't have any particular intentions to battle you, but if you should wish it, then I have no choice but to comply." Thrawn pointed his sword directly at them, indicating he wasn't scared in the least bit. "Is this going to be a long term arrangement, or just for the night?" Crow broke the silence after a long pause. "The two of you seem like capable fellows, so I do extend an offer to join your group. The three of us could prove to be formidable, and I could use all the help I can get in eliminating one, Mr. Viscen." Thrawn replied. "What do you have against him?" Tithenion said. "Oh, I have my reasons. Now do you accept, or do I have to attack you while your clothes are still wet and undoubtedly weighing your speed down?" HandofThrawn gave his ultimatum. Crow and Tithenion briefly consulted each other privately and came to a decision, returning to HoT who had sat himself down to rest. "All right, you have yourself a deal." Tithenion announced, "But we're keeping an eye on you smart guy, so don't try any funny business with us." "I wouldn't dream of it, lad." Thrawn smiled as his offer was accepted. "So, should we all huddle together and sleep for the night??" Crow asked with a slightly disturbing enthusiasm. "...No, actually I suggest we only rest for a few more moments and get moving as soon as we are at full strength again. God only knows what beasts could be on the prowl." Thrawn had already asserted himself within the group. Tithenion was slightly put off, but still agreed with Thrawn's logic. . . . "Eww..eww..ewww..ewwww!!" Ajain winced with every cutting motion he made to cut open his dead teammates to extract their hearts. Ajain certainly paid attention when DC had explained the new rules for this battle royale and hoped the loophole he saw would work. "Dead bodies just need a fresh heart from another dead person to be resurrected, therefore my teammates should be able to be revived if I switch their hearts with each other!" Ajain had deduced to himself moments ago, prior to beginning his surgery. He started off with Rob's corpse since it was the closer of the two options. Blood began to spurt out as Ajain used his axe to slowly make a large enough incision over his heart to fit his hand into. With the hole big enough, Ajain quickly turned his head away, threw down the axe and plunged his hand into Rob's chest. His face cringed as his fingers slithered through flesh, bone and blood. Soon, his palm wrapped around a small fist sized squishy object. "That must be it!" Ajain held on tight and pulled hard! Rob's motionless heart was now in his hand. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/22/2008 8:10:58 PM message detail |
"AHHHHHH!!!!!" Ajain stared wide eyed at what he had just pulled and ran all the way screaming, back to Bane's scorched body. His hand flailed all the around, but Ajain stayed on course and ran straight to Bane's corpse. Upon reaching his destination, he realized he left his axe back at Rob! Luckily for him, Bane's sword still lay next to the one who wielded it in life. Ajain swiftly grabbed it with his free hand and sloppily sliced the general area where his heart would be. After a few wild slashes, Ajain tossed down the sword and sent his other hand diving into Bane's body. Repeating the same process as with Rob, he retrieved Bane's heart with his left hand and quickly slammed his right hand where it used to be. Not waiting to see what happened next, Ajain ran screaming and flailing back to Rob. This time was a bit easier since there was already a hole waiting to accept a new organ. Ajain stopped over Rob with one leg on each side of his body and gripped Bane's heart with both hands. "YAAGGGHH!!" Ajain roared and threw his hands down into Rob's chest, pushing Bane's heart deep down. Ajain stared at his trembling blood coated hands and soon fell back onto the ground. Had he really just played God and given life? He stared at Rob's body to find out and didn't dare look away. Suddenly Rob's body twitched in sudden intervals, Ajain watched the cut over his heart slowly mend itself away, along with any other battle wounds. Rob began convulsing uncontrollably now, almost as if he were about to explode! Ajain became scared and hugged his axe for comfort. Rob's body halted movement now altogether and there was silence again. "NO! Wake up! C'mon!" Ajain cried out, wondering if he had done something wrong with the procedure. "Just give me five more minutes..." Rob groaned and his body rolled over as if he were just waking up. "You're alive!" Ajain exclaimed. "I sure am." Bane announced, presenting himself with his comrades. He held his sword over his shoulder and looked as if nothing had happened. "Leader!" Ajain hugged Bane tightly, with Bane getting very uncomfortable. "Ok, nice to see you too... Get off me." Bane ordered. "You guys feeling ok?" Ajain's head was swirling with questions, but only could form one verbally. "Kinda... dizzy... but otherwise fine..." Rob muttered, still lying on the ground. "Yeah, I don't feel 100% either, but should be fine soon enough. You really pulled through for us today." Bane acknowledged. "I sure took care of that monster all right!" Ajain proudly announced. "You.. did?? I guess... you did...?" Rob finally stood up and didn't recall too much of the immediate events leading to his demise. "Wow, it's night outside, we must've been dead for a bit." Bane noticed the darkness in the sky. "Oh, that doesn't matter, nothing can hurt us now!" Ajain glowed with optimism. Dirt mounds suddenly sprouted out of the ground as skeleton like creatures flourished and emerged out of the ground and converged upon them slowly. "Stal-kids?!" Bane sighed with their reunion cut short. "This doesn't look good..." Rob said as stalchildren grew rapidly in numbers, soon dozens surrounded the restored Team Sith. . . . --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/22/2008 8:11:32 PM message detail |
"It's ok, JJ. I'll find somebody soon... Wait, what's that noise?" Nikon continued to converse with his dead companion as he finally exited the Kokiri forest boundaries and stepped into Hyrule Field. Immediately upon doing so, he could hear the distinct sounds of battle! Weapons were clashing and bones were being broken! "Have I ever lied to you?? Don't answer that by the way." Nikon smiled and lumbered his way to the source of the noise. Soon, he was able to peer through the darkness and make out the light coloured bones of monsters surrounding a group of unseen people. "See that? This is a perfect chance. You just sit here and I'll be back before you know it." Nikon propped JJ's body in a sitting position against a nearby tree and was finally free to run at full speed again. He eagerly sped towards the battle with a smile on his face. . . . "Looks like your rules just got owned." Deity observed DC having a very uncomfortable look on his face after seeing Team Sith being fully revived. "It's still a work in progress. At least if they die, they can't come back again." "Unless somebody uses a resurrect skill!" Meeptro chimed in. "It's a shame Mac was so foolish! That suit was expensive." DC palmed his face. "Mac didn't think so. He gave it a bad paint job though." Mario joined. "It was cool, except he drew those Ms all over it." Meeptroid disagreed. "Meh, a bit tacky, but it sure was original." Deity threw in his opinion. "ARRGH!!... I want Strider back..." DC groaned under his breath as the fashion discussion continued. . . . The sounds of battle ripped through the air with Team Sith destroying Stalchild after Stalchild. Each of them able to utilize and practice their skills to their fullest. Ajain could be seen burning the attackers with well placed fireballs and axe swings to chop them down. Soon with the growing numbers, Ajain decided it was more efficient to just light his axe on fire and spin around with it as fast as he could. Rob simply muscled and kicked his way through the packs of beasts with his superior martial arts. Over time, he began to get flashy and took out several at once with wide, high risk moves. A few times he kicked a stalchild's skull right off his shoulders and practiced bicycle kicking it into groups of monsters, just like a soccer player. He finally cheered in excitement when it seemed he could execute and time the move with consistency. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/22/2008 8:14:47 PM message detail |
Bane was having a fun time himself, taking a page out of Ajain's book and imbuing his sword temporarily with electricity. Like the others, he found himself needing to be creative to take out many enemies at once. Bane hurled his sword straight ahead like a spear to impale any stalchild in its path, and recalled it back to himself using his telekinesis. Unfortunately with the basic skill of his at it and the momentum of the sword, he wasn't able to let it travel very far before needing to bring it back. Nonetheless, it looked impressive and he was enjoying the practice. "Am I seeing things or are these guys getting a bit bigger and bigger as we keep killing them?" Ajain yelled out to his comrades. "Maybe, but they're still hella easy to kill!" Bane answered. "What's that?!" Rob suddenly broke in as he saw a mysterious figure running and leaping off the stalchildren's heads and moving through the crowds fast. "What? I don't see any, HURRGGH!" Ajain began to answer, but his voice cut out abruptly. Rob could see drops of blood fly in the air and descend to the ground and knew something was terribly wrong. "Bane! Come quick!" Rob waved his hand in the air and was barely able to reach higher than the growing monster's heads. Beating his way through the skeletal bodies, Rob finally reached Ajain's position and gasped. Ajain lay on his back with an obvious sword wound through his torso and a ninja-like being was crouching next to him and cutting out his fresh heart. "Hold it right there!" Rob demanded, but the ninja simply gave a quick glance to Rob and fled away with his prize the same way he entered the crowd. It was just then that Bane cut and sliced his way to Rob and entered the scene. "What happened?!" Bane screamed. "A ninja just swooped in and stole Ajain's heart!... Literally!" Rob answered, turning back to defend himself against the creatures still attacking them. "I think I have a damn good idea who that ninja is..." Bane grunted and finished off more stalchildren. "Damn these monsters! Do they ever stop?!?!" Rob yelled at the top of his lungs. It was just then that the stalchildren immediately stopped and sank back into the ground, seemingly retreating. "Shame, we could've gave you guys a hand!" A cocky voice called to them. Rob and Bane looked unimpeded now to see the ninja, Nikon and JJ walking towards them. "You guys are in big trouble!" Bane pointed his finger at them decisively, but was interrupted again when the ground rumbled once more. Everyone was looking around frantically to see what would erupt. Soon everyone's questions were answered, although they wished it had stayed buried. Towering over them now was a gigantic stalchild that stood 20 feet tall and staring at them with glaring eyes. "I wasn't serious about giving you guys a hand by the way..." JJ announced. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
