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Battle Royale 3: Super Showdown
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Tithenion Posted 2/26/2008 3:41:20 PM message detail |
Poor JJ..... Oh well. Carry on. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Sea Bass Posted 2/26/2008 5:12:30 PM message detail |
:( I miss JJ --- Juggling Joker 4: Anything I say makes a good sig |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2008 5:44:53 PM message detail |
Huh, and I expected some negative responses to this chapter, as I had rushed through it and felt it was rather weak writing wise. <_< >_> --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/26/2008 5:53:24 PM message detail |
It was kind of short, although that's really my only complaint. I thought the writing was fine. I just think that everyone likes that JJ got killed by his teammate. Makes for a more dramatic and engaging story. Funny too. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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Hazeroth Posted 2/26/2008 7:50:00 PM message detail |
Especially as Nikon has to deal with the trauma of unwittingly having killed his teammate. Are you taking such things into account when you write the story, DC? Or are we all meant to be heartless killers ready for anything? --- Hallonpaj |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2008 8:31:16 PM message detail |
Mostly #2, but when Dustin gave me his answer over AIM, he seemed pretty compassionate about it. So who knows. ;) --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2008 8:33:22 PM message detail |
Oh yeah, hence the selections for character attitude as well during these type of things. Sileo is a sinister type and well... I think you got that point. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Hazeroth Posted 2/28/2008 7:49:04 PM message detail |
I think I noticed, yes. Must have missed that post in the sign-up topic, though, because I couldn't remember any Sileo there. --- Hallonpaj |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/28/2008 8:15:26 PM message detail |
Sileo is just Im Canadian's character name. On an update note, I haven't gotten to writing the next one, but the 360 has just returned from being repaired, so it'll be reunion time with it. A preview though: "a former champion takes on a heavyweight." --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/28/2008 8:20:27 PM message detail |
I don't like the sound of that at all. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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yeti Posted 2/28/2008 9:35:38 PM message detail |
I'm thinking HoT vs. Mad Kowulluh. I think we all know how that turned out last time... --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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Wacky Posted 2/28/2008 10:42:52 PM message detail |
Wait, is Cauchy in this thing? --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/29/2008 12:36:13 AM message detail |
Err... actually no. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 2/29/2008 10:33:23 PM message detail |
FYI, I finished the beer, wine and have started on the rum. --- []-----[]---[]―\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]―\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 2/29/2008 11:44:42 PM message detail |
OMG, i'm so drunk right now/. --- []-----[]---[]―\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]―\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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Sharpe84 Posted 3/1/2008 3:45:21 AM message detail |
Update? --- "I never ask for nothin' I don't demand from myself" - Jay-Z -Grand General of the LoD Military- |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 3/1/2008 5:22:48 AM message detail |
I'm at l;east as drunk as my patnah, ut, i smoked a **** ton of the ganj as well. you better not **** with team "Party". We'll burn you alive and light a blunt off of your corpse. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 3/1/2008 11:44:43 AM message detail |
I"M ANGRY!!! Some douche bag threw up in my bathroom! --- []-----[]---[]―\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]―\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 3/1/2008 7:29:44 PM message detail |
Holy ****. I was really hammered last night. I apologize to all involved. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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MrDuel Posted 3/1/2008 7:46:34 PM message detail |
My personal favorite was "My personality leaves something to be desired." --- "Agree with me about what?" - Impossible |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 3/1/2008 11:05:20 PM message detail |
It's true. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:00:29 AM message detail |
This should make up for the short length of the last chapter. Chapter 5: Master of the Domain Hidden behind a waterfall in a valley just beyond the woods, was the home of the aquatic Zoran race. These caves were complete with living furnishings, a shop, a waterfall and everything else the Zora needed to live in peace. Within the said shop, HandofThrawn and Hazeroth were already inside. They actually had not discovered the hidden entrance but were already inside the domain via the game's opening teleportation. "My my Hazeroth, don't these items look splendid?" HandofThrawn said as he picked up a jar with a mysterious goo inside of it. "Have you ever seen one as well prepared like this? And this handmade bracelet of fish guts is remarkable!" "... Hey, are you serious?" Hazeroth whispered so the shopkeeper wouldn't hear. "No no, of course not. We're acquaintances with these folk now and it wouldn't hurt if we made that leap into being good friends. Their help could be vital to our success." Thrawn whispered back. "Oh my, is that a real crab shell hat?!" A Zoran then entered the shop and approached the two of them, "Sorry to interrupt your shopping, but the King has requested your company." "Oh why no bother, we would be happy to join him!!" HandofThrawn feigned extremely gallant enthusiasm. "Thank goodness." Hazeroth muttered to himself as he subtlely covered his nose while leaving the shop. The messenger led them out of the shop and around a curving uphill tunnel until they finally could see the flames of torches at the top. At the top, there were a few stairs leading to a platform, and to the left was another tunnel with water running through it. Thrawn had assumed it led to the waterfall they saw earlier. The messenger stood aside and they approached the ledge where the King sat. To their surprise, he was not a fish at all, but just a regular person that looked rather familiar. "King Zora?" "King Blistered Otter, if you will." The King corrected. "Blistered Otter?!?!" Thrawn exclaimed. "Yes, it is I. I didn't have the intention of joining this year's competition but was brought here forcefully. Luckily I stumbled upon these people and they were under the assumption that I had superb swimming skills seeing as how I am called "Otter". Long story short, here I am." Blistered Otter explained. "Wow, that sounds like democracy gone horribly wrong." Hazeroth said. "I'm not complaining. This place is great. And these tunnels have really cool acoustics. Here listen! OTTER!!" "OTTERRR....OTTEERRR...OTTEERRRR...!" Was the echo heard from the tunnels through and through. "That certainly is impressive. Totally useless and irrelevant, but impressive. HoT responded. "Why are we here again?" Hazeroth perked up. "Ah yes, FINALLY you have come back! To fight. Once. Again." Otter began to go into another gimmick phrase. "Unfortunately for you, you are not the only ones here. A duo also came through this very passage behind me and have not returned. I did not wish to fight them at all and I can only assume they are still out there. I do believe you are out to kill them and vice versa." BO said. "Damn right, who are they?" Hazeroth asked. "I... think it's best if you find out for yourselves." BO answered. Just as he finished his sentence, a loud beasty roar reverberated from the tunnel behind BO. It sounded as if something was dying. Silence followed, but was soon broken by increasingly loud sets of footsteps heading towards them from the daylight at the end of the tunnel. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:02:03 AM message detail |
"Those footsteps sound awfully erratic. Either someone is stumbling due to injury or they are..." HandofThrawn began to note. "Wooo! Thatshh was awesomee budd.d.d.d.!" A loud voice boomed from the passage. "...Drunk." HoT finished. "Yohoho and a bottle of killamassivefishandstealhiseyes rum!" Another voice sang. The three of them looked on as soon the two figures with their arms over the other walked together, stumbling back out. Each of them held a round whitish basketball sized object in their hand. HandofThrawn and Hazeroth easily recognized them as Mad Kowulluh and Sgt. Bofa. "Oshh, killin gthat giant fishhh was funn. Good thin we foun dthat be erin side ofhim!" Kowulluh laughed out. "Are those... Lord Jabu-Jabu's eyes?!? What have you done to him?!" Blistered Otter cried out. "We just took a stroll inside of him and showed him a good time, yaayarrr!... Then we murdered him and removed his peepers." Sgt. Bofa answered. "What is this beer you speak of? How would you find beer inside of a fish?!" BO asked. "Aftterrr we killED him, the water around sudden turned yellowy and foamy!" Kowulluh spat out. "...Jabu-Jabu has no way of producing beer. You drank his piss..." BO deduced. "WUT!??!" The two of them screamed. "You guys aren't drunk at all!!" HoT and Hazeroth burst out into laughter. MK and Bofa looked each other in the eye and suddenly sobered up. "Hey you guys, time to **** off!" Kowulluh waved his hand at them, he then wound his arm back and hurled the massive eyeball at HoT. Thrawn easily was able to dodge it, but it collided into the rock wall behind them and exploded. It painted the wall a gross pinkish red colour. "Hey, this is my throne room, so to speak. You better bend over and kiss my ass or else I won't forgive you!" BO ordered them as he bent over and pulled down his pants. The two of them paused and whispered to one another. "I'm waiting!" BO yelled. The two previously thought drunkards finished discussing and Bofa ran up and punted BO in the crotch from behind. BO fell to his knees and Thrawn/Hazeroth winced as they saw the look of agony on his face. Mad Kowulluh then walked up casually to the King, picked him up, then threw him past Thrawn/Hazeroth as he soared down the curving ramp as if it were a slide. Nobody could no longer see him, but from the sound of it, it was not a pleasant ride at all. HandofThrawn thought he could actually see a red trail being left behind as well, before the curve brought things out of view anyway. "Now for the main event!" Mad Kowulluh announced! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:03:31 AM message detail |
"Yarr!" Bofa exclaimed as he threw the eyeball he held at Hazeroth. Hazeroth saw it coming and remained perfectly calm however, he assumed a fighting stance and expertly timed a kick that redirected the eye back at Sgt. Bofa. It scored a direct hit on Bofa, who did not expect such a counter. He fell back hard as the shallow water around them splashed all around. "RAWWRR!" Kowulluh roared as he darted towards the two of them. "Hazeroth, I will take the ramp over there to climb around and take the pirate fellow, can you handle this brute?" HandofThrawn proposed. "Go." Hazeroth answered as he seemed extremely focused. Thrawn flipped over to the side ramp and around a rock pillar. Kowulluh's feet seemed to quake the ground with every step, until he finally leaped off the throne ledge at Hazeroth. Hazeroth remained still until at the last moment, he dropped to the ground and using judo to utilize his opponent's own momentum, kicked upwards and back to extend Kowulluh's flight. He almost suffered the same fate as Otter moments ago, but missed the ramp opening and hit a jagged rock corner instead. MK got up slowly as he touched his face and felt blood. He looked at his reflection in the water flowing nearby to see his the side of his face had a large cut on the side. "Awesome, chicks really dig scars. Not that I need them to get them in bed anyway." "I will turn your strength into a weakness with every attack. You cannot win." Hazeroth proclaimed confidently. "Heh heh, we will see, puny one." MK responded. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:04:23 AM message detail |
Meanwhile, Thrawn was dashing towards Sgt. Bofa, who was getting himself back up. His clothes were soaked and had red stains dripping down. "Your journey ends here matey, arrr!" "I think not." Thrawn replied. He attacked with a flurry of fists and kicks, which Bofa attempted to evade, but seemed far too slow. Very few of the attacks didn't hit their mark on Bofa as he stumbled all around the tunnel. When Thrawn had him against a wall, he reached behind his back to get his sharp pointy stick. He drove it into Bofa's ribs, as Bofa was able to get a hand on it and prevent the weapon from going any further in. Thrawn released his grip as Bofa sank to the wet floor. Thrawn had a look of relief on his face as he thought he had killed his opponent, but Bofa soon stood back up, pulled out the weapon, snapped it in half, and ripped his shirt off entirely. Thrawn was surprised to see that the hole he had left had certainly broke skin, but not far after that there was no damage and it appeared the hole was very slowly, yet surely disappearing. "You'll have to work a bit harder to penetrate me defenses." Bofa stated. "And here I thought pirates were supposed to be offensive, not defensive based." Thrawn said. "Your mother is a slut and your father is a ****. Offensive enough?" Bofa grinned. Thrawn frowned and ended the conversation by resuming his attack. His attacks still were a bit too fast for Bofa, HoT even started to move up to more flashier moves like rebounds off the wall and somersault kicks. Bofa by now was becoming fatigued and wildly swinging away in an attempt to either block an attack or score a hit. Eventually he was able to do so, since Thrawn was starting to get overconfident in his attacks. Bofa's arm knocked back one of HoT's legs and he was open for a moment. Despite being bloodied, Bofa shoved Thrawn against the hard wall and began to return the punishment he received. Thrawn wanted to use his superior speed to avoid the attacks, but every hit was almost like a truck hitting him. Bofa wanted to continue beating him, but he glanced back to Kowulluh to see he was surprisingly having difficulties against his much smaller opponent. "Ye will be spared for now, but I'll come back latar!" Sgt. Bofa landed one more shot right in HoT's gut for good measure as he toppled to the floor. Bofa headed off to assist MK in taking care of Hazeroth. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:05:23 AM message detail |
Kowulluh was not used to fighting an opponent with this much martial arts skill and ability. Every attempt to turn him into a bloody pulp was countered and thrown right back at him. MK's partner was approaching to assist, but with the water splashing as he walked combined with the fact Bofa was not very sneaky, Hazeroth had no trouble hearing the impending danger. Kowulluh could plainly see behind Hazeroth and grinned with aid coming. Haze didn't want to take his eyes off a dangerous opponent like Mad Kowulluh, but he could hear Bofa starting to run. Bofa leaped off the throne ledge, just as Kowulluh had done before, Hazeroth glanced back and timed another spectacular spin kick and caught Bofa in midair. Bofa's back hit hard on a wall nearby and MK was all over Hazeroth. He landed his first hit on Haze and swatted him with his huge left arm. Hazeroth was sent down the left tunnel, landing face first on the rock floor. He turned to his back to see MK fast approaching and towering over him. With some quick thinking, he was able to wrap his leg around MK and take him down as he closed in. However, now he was somewhere he didn't want to be, in close quarters with him. They both lay on the ground and Kowulluh was aware enough to grab a part of Hazeroth so he couldn't escape. They struggled, wrestled and rolled with each other, closer and closer to the waterfall edge. Hazeroth was able to avoid any major strikes and even got a few hits on MK himself. With the battle going back and forth, both of them could hear the sound of footsteps. For one it would mean aid that could turn the tide, for the other it would mean near certain defeat. They continued to fight, keeping one eye on their opponent and one eye at the darkness where the person approached. "Haha!! My bro has come to save the day!" Kowulluh exclaimed as the figure of Sgt. Bofa came into view. All he had to do now was bide time until help came. He successfully did so by gripping Hazeroth's wrists and not allowing him to throw anything meaningful, while not actually hurting him either. Bofa was finally next to them and released a punch right to the side of Hazeroth's head. Exhausted, Hazeroth fell over and breathed heavily as the water washed around him. He was far from dead, as he held onto the hope Thrawn would save the day. Thrawn answered his prayers by darting through the tunnel using every stealth skill he had, but the water drenching the floor simply made it too obvious. The power duo could hear him coming, even though his steps were very light. HoT hoped the element of surprise was enough and launched a flying kick at Bofa. "Not this time, boyo." Bofa proclaimed as he sidestepped the attack and Thrawn went over the waterfall. He fell into the huge pool of water below, everyone above could see he was clearly not dead, but taken out of the picture for the time being. "This one is going to walk the plank, too bad he isn't going to be able to do much walking soon..." Bofa stated as he picked up Hazeroth and restrained him. "Time to tee off." MK cracked his knuckles together and began his attack. Thrawn continued to sink under the surface and even still he could hear every punishing blow Hazeroth was receiving. It wasn't long until he looked up and saw his body being thrown over the waterfall. It made it a huge splash and the surrounding water instantly turned red. Thrawn could only look as the Hazeroth's blank eyes stared back at him and his body sank further and further. Turning away at the awful sight, Thrawn noticed there appeared to be a hidden passage near some rocks. It could be a great way to get away from these monsters, but would he ever have a chance to avenge Hazeroth again? --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:09:47 AM message detail |
User Interaction Point: HandofThrawn, Mad Kowulluh/Wolfspider (private answer, meaning email or AIM) HoT: What to do? 1. Take the passage out 2. Resurface and go after the two of them. 3. Climb out of the water and try to find another exit. MK/Wolf: What do do? 1. Dive in after Thrawn 2. Attack and pillage the Zora 3. Leave Zora Domain altogether. Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword Mac AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 15 arrows Yeti Ajain - Battle Axe Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn Mad Kowulluh Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 3/2/2008 4:27:43 AM message detail |
O_o o_O *munches popcorn* Zora's Domain will never be the same...such a pity too, I kinda liked the place. This just keeps getting better and better. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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MrDuel Posted 3/2/2008 6:33:50 AM message detail |
Really well done. I love the MK/wolfspider team. They're interesting. --- "Agree with me about what?" - Impossible |
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Hazeroth Posted 3/2/2008 7:34:07 AM message detail |
Bah, so much for regeneration. --- Hallonpaj |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 12:28:52 PM message detail |
MK, I saw you IMed me while I was sleeping, but didn't see what it was. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 3/2/2008 3:12:04 PM message detail |
It was something along the lines of "hey buddy". I'll get a hold of you later on for my decision. Gotta head to work. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2008 3:59:14 PM message detail |
Oh, I was telling Wolf earlier to not worry about time since you aren't going to be in the next couple episodes. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 3/2/2008 4:32:27 PM message detail |
By the way, I like how you took all of my worst character traits and put them into my character. It's like how I'd be if I had no charm at all. That **** is hilarious. Keeps me humble. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/2/2008 5:09:53 PM message detail |
If? --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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HandofThrawn Posted 3/2/2008 11:50:44 PM message detail |
Ba-dum! So, yeah. Vengeance is for idiots. I'm getting my arse out of there. --- {Board 548} What is there left to say?{εί} |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 3/3/2008 12:00:08 AM message detail |
I have charm, Mac. Just ask certain older Canadian ladies that may or may not be in your gene pool. Ba-zing! --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/3/2008 12:03:52 AM message detail |
HoT, which way? --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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HandofThrawn Posted 3/3/2008 6:06:25 PM message detail |
The submerged tunnel. --- {Board 548} What is there left to say?{εί} |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/3/2008 6:10:00 PM message detail |
Ok. And to those who noticed that I put private answer and HoT posted it anyway, I let it slide because it's really there so other players that might have decisions as well, don't see. Obviously Thrawn didn't care for them to see. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MrDuel Posted 3/4/2008 4:27:36 AM message detail |
I get cranky if I don't have an update every single night. Don't mind me. --- "Agree with me about what?" - Impossible |
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HandofThrawn Posted 3/4/2008 5:07:51 PM message detail |
...Erm.... obviously. I'll make sure to email next time, assuming there is a next time. --- {Board 548} What is there left to say?{εί} |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/6/2008 1:49:15 PM message detail |
Chapter 6: Man of the People "DC, have you seen Diana?" Deity walked up to DC as he was drinking at a water cooler. "Who's Diana?" "My cat." "Your cat's name is Diana?" DC asked. "Yess.... what's wrong with that?!" "Nnn.. nothing really." DC answered. Just behind them in the room where the contestants first gathered, Mario was actually stumbling around as Diana was latched onto his chest and trying to scratch at his face. "What? You don't like it?!" Deity pressed. Now Meeptroid was in the background chasing after the two of them with his sword raised and swinging about. "No, it's a fine name." "Well, have you seen her??" Deity asked again. This time Meeptroid had somehow gotten Diana all over him, Mario was dragging Meep's heavy sword behind him and trying to help his friend. "No, can't say I have." DC answered finally. "AHHH OH GOD! OH GOD!!" DC and Deity heard screaming voices. "Maybe Meeptroid or Mario know. You should ask them." DC suggested. "Err... yeah, I'll do that. They were probably playing Starcraft the whole time though.... Thanks anyway I guess...." Deity turned to their direction and realized where the cat had been. He ran off screaming something along the lines of, "Cover your genitals!". DC drank his water and resumed monitoring the battles. "I think I should buy some new pants later." DC murmured to himself. . . . Viscen and Hawk Eye made their way through the bustling crowds of the market square. At times, pushing and shoving was required to continue their path, but neither of them seemed to mind too much. The two of them walked into one end of an alleyway and circled around to come out the other end. This would be about the third time they had done this, they were starting to get frustrated. "Son of a *****! Why do we keep ending up here?!" Hawk Eye grunted out. "It's because you're a douche and don't follow me instead. Look around here, we can use the tall steeple of that temple as a marker and can easily find our way around. This place isn't even that big!" Viscen pointed to the Temple of Time. "It would be way easier to find our way if there weren't all these people running around. I'd say we just slaughter them all." Hawk Eye grinned as his hand flickered with electricity. Viscen immediately slapped his arm back down, careful not to make contact with his hand. "I told you no, you ****. Draws way too much attention and too much effort on our part." The two of them continued through the market looking around for anything or anyone that could be of help to them. Hawk Eye was eager to keep moving, but Viscen suddenly stopped him as he seemed to perk his senses. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/6/2008 1:50:22 PM message detail |
"Wait, something's up... I get the feeling someone is nearby..." Viscen started. "Um.. There's lots of people here, genius." Hawk Eye noted. "Shut up! It's... a trash talker... probably looks funny... reeks of Philadelphia... DUEL! He must be nearby!" "Should we kill people left and right until he shows up??" Hawk Eye suggested. "Let's ask around first... Hey let's ask that guy." Viscen pointed to a strange looking fellow who was sitting down with his legs folded and bouncing up and down. "Hey you...!" Viscen and Hawk Eye approached the man. "I am Impy!!! Sell me with C! Sell me Cs!" The man continued bouncing up and down as he talked, it was difficult to hear him clearly with all the noise of the market. "What?? No, shut up, I'll kill you with feces later. Have you seen a cocky funny looking Eagles fan around here?!" Viscen shouted. "Eagles! Iggles! C!" "I think this guy is an idiot..." Hawk Eye leaned in and said to Viscen. "Well I picked this guy cause I figured maybe Duel might have talked to him or something." Viscen explained. "Sell sell sell! Bugs bugs bugs!" Impy kept on shouting. "That's it! I'm gonna ****in lay an arrow in your face if you don't tell us what you know!" Viscen suddenly got his bow and arrow out and aimed it straight at Impy. "Hey, hey!" Hawk Eye tried to protest. "Iggles go that way, that way!" Impy finally pointed to their right towards a castle off in the distance. "****in finally!" Viscen lowered his weapon and Hawk Eye breathed a sigh of relief. As soon as Hawk Eye let up, Viscen raised his bow again and shot an arrow in Impy's forehead. His head was pinned to the wall behind him with blood streaking down. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/6/2008 1:51:09 PM message detail |
"What happened to not drawing attention?!" Hawk Eye complained. "That was tactical advice. In this case, it was tactically beneficial for the land that I kill that guy." Viscen and Hawk Eye quickly moved to another part of the market. Viscen was pretty good at executing it silently, so only people very near or passing by stopped and noticed the dead body. Many seemed too frightened to say or report anything, while others didn't seem to care. "Let's stop in here, I'm thirsty." Viscen directed Hawk Eye to what appeared to be the bazaar and local bar. They made a casual entrance and ordered a couple drinks. They sat down for a few minutes to quench their thirst, during this Hawk Eye gave a tiny shock to the leg of any waitress passing by. The shock caused her to jump a bit in the air, allowing Hawk Eye to look beneath their skirts. They finished their drinks and Viscen nudged Hawk to grab his attention. "Hey, you like any of those weapons on the wall?" Viscen asked. "Maybe." "Let's get you equipped before we get out of here and start kicking ass." Viscen advised. "We don't have any money." Hawk pointed out. "How come you didn't bring that up when we got drinks then?" Viscen countered. "..." Hawk Eye was thinking of answer, when suddenly Viscen stood up and got his bow and arrows out again. "Ok ***** behind the counter! This is a hold up! My friend here wants one of those items behind the wall." Viscen announced. Some of the scared patrons started to run for the exit, but a bolt from Hawk kept them from reaching the door. "W.. what do you want?! Just don't hurttt.. me!" The chubby male bartender stuttered out. "Ok Hawk, what do you want?" Viscen asked, while keeping his aim on the bartender. "We want our drinks to be free!" Hawk answered. "... Other than that!" "Oh um..." Hawk Eye hadn't given much thought and he scanned his eyes over the weaponry on the wall. "We'll leave town right after this, so hurry up." Viscen ordered. . . . "This looks like a nice little village. The people are so friendly." Jial said to Drake as the LWI team walked through Kakariko Village. "They're ok. I bet I could take them all in a fight though." Drake answered as he patted the sledgehammer he held over his shoulder. "Is that REALLY important to dwell on?" Jial asked. "Absolutely." Drake answered then remained quiet. "Yeah... I don't think any of the other fighters are going to show up here. Maybe we should go out and move somewhere else." Jial suggested. "Whatever, I will smash up whoever we find!" Drake enthusiastically said. "That hammer has a bad influence on you..." Jial ended the conversation on that note as the two of them continued through the village. Minutes later they were startled to hear loud mechnical noises on the north side. It didn't take them long to rush over to the source of the noise as they spotted a boy in green with pointy ears talking to a guard in front of a gate. The gate was opening and obviously the source of the commotion. The two of them saw the boy hand the guard a mask of some kind and proceeded through the gate. The guard immediately closed the gate after him. Team LWI watched the boy walk farther and farther away until they craned their necks up to see that the pathway led up to a volcano! --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/6/2008 1:55:08 PM message detail |
"That kid is nuts." Jial said. "I should smash his face in... Maybe he'll smarten up if he survives." Drake excitedly suggested. Jial just gave him a disturbed look. "All right, back to our plan. I was thinking we should just leave the west side of town. I think someone here said that leads into the fields of Hyrule. Probably a good place to find other contestants." Jial concluded. "Or... we could go up this mountain! You can always just bring me back to life if I end up burning to death or something right?" Drake asked. "I guess... I suppose there might be others up there too, perhaps. Hey wait, what if I die instead?!" Jial countered. "...." Was all Drake could say with shifty eyes. --------- User Interaction Point: Viscen, Hawk Eye, Team LWI Viscen: Where will you take the team? 1. Towards the castle 2. South exit of market Hawk Eye: What weapon do you want? 1. Shield 2. Dagger 3. Bomb (1) 4. Deku Nut (1) 5. Glass bottle filled with water Team LWI: Where to? 1. West to Hyrule Field 2. Up Death Mountain Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword Mac AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 14 arrows Yeti Ajain - Battle Axe Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn Mad Kowulluh Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon Hazeroth, beaten to death by Mad Kowulluh --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 3/6/2008 2:05:16 PM message detail |
LOL! I like Drake. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/6/2008 2:10:44 PM message detail |
You know, I just got something. Face was stabbed in the face. How fitting is that, eh? --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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yeti Posted 3/6/2008 2:13:18 PM message detail |
Wow, I never thought of that. That's deep, man. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/6/2008 2:31:07 PM message detail |
Every character's been introduced now. I fear there will be blood. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
