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Battle Royale 3: Super Showdown
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SamusAran Posted 2/20/2008 12:51:14 AM message detail |
Subtlety. . . it's an art, fellas. --- Ambition makes you look pretty ugly |
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MrDuel Posted 2/20/2008 1:46:02 AM message detail |
My opinion is that we should go through the gate and take the katana and leave the dagger in his face. Great first chapter, by the way. Very fun to read. --- "Agree with me about what?" - Impossible |
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yeti Posted 2/20/2008 3:42:48 PM message detail |
i concur duel. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 5:42:47 PM message detail |
Next point to decide amongst yourselves, who wants the sword? --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/20/2008 6:25:27 PM message detail |
I think Duel should take it unless he doesn't want it. With his strength, I think it suits him more. DC, I was just rereading Chapter One and I don't understand how I was able to light Duels hand on fire without burning him. Was it the steelskin that protected him? --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 6:34:46 PM message detail |
I meant to put in a part where Duel complained that his hand was hurting a lot from the burn afterwards, but yes, he was able to not get seriously injured because of his abilities. Same with the dagger in his arm being less effective than it usually would. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MrDuel Posted 2/20/2008 6:34:56 PM message detail |
I'll take it, but it don't really make as much sense since my abiity is raw strength. Anyway, yeti can light the sword on fire for some interesting attacks. --- "Agree with me about what?" - Impossible |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 6:37:11 PM message detail |
I would've had the exact same reasoning as Duel. I thought yeti was just being... well you know. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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face235 Posted 2/20/2008 6:39:55 PM message detail |
Aw, dammit.... First one killed. First, Last ZSBer Standing, and now this. Today just ain't my lucky day. -face235 --- "All hope ends here, AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!" -Seymour, Final Fantasy X |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 6:48:12 PM message detail |
To be fair, this was last night, hehe. And you were last to be killed over there, here is first. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/20/2008 7:16:17 PM message detail |
Hey, I just figured that Duel, with his high strength and defense, would put the sword to good use on opponents while I provide support fire. I don't really care who uses it, we'll kill everyone regardless. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 11:32:18 PM message detail |
Chapter 2: Party of Five "Tra lala lala! We're on our merry way!" Ajain sang as he skipped along the road and through the field with Team Sith in front of him. "Hey, I thought I told you to shut your ass back there!" Bane yelled. "I did!" Ajain claimed. "... Hey he's right, that explains why the smell is gone..." Rob pointed out. Bane got a disgusted look on his face. "Well I mean stop singing, we're not hobbits, we're Sith!" Bane declared. "Do hobbits even sing??" Rob asked, but received no answer. "Are you guys wearing any rings right now by chance?" Ajain asked. "Yeah, why?" Bane answered. "Um... no reason! ^_^" They continued on the road leading through the grassy field until they finally came to what appeared to be the outer wall of a city or castle. It was complete with battlements, drawbridge and a moat across the front. Bane and Rob started to head over the laid out drawbridge, but Ajain suddenly put his hands on their shoulders to stop them. "What now?!?" Bane blared. "Shhh... I think something is odd..." Ajain explained. "I think you're a little o..." "No wait, I think he's right.." Rob cut off Bane and agreed. "... Up there!" Ajain pointed to one of the battlements overlooking the drawbridge. Bane and Rob turned, but were only able to catch a glance at a figure ducking behind cover. They all locked their eyes on the position where he was last seen, and remained silent together. Bane shot a small lightning bolt in the general vicinity as a warning shot. Nothing happened as it appeared the figure had gone elsewhere. Bane and Rob looked at Ajain for any news, having the most sensitive and honed senses of the three. "Uh..." Ajain stammered. "Well, do you know where he went or not?" Bane asked. "Ummm..." "Out with it, damn it!" Bane demanded. "LOOK OUT!!" Rob interrupted as he pointed upward. The other two followed his hand to see a spear flying at them! Bane was the one in the most danger of being hit, he barely was able to sidestep out of the trajectory. A small fireball followed, but harmlessly fizzled out when it hit the ground. It achieved its goal of getting Team Sith to give some space as their attacker skillfully leaped down the wall, off the chains of the bridge and landed beside his spear to retrieve it. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 11:33:04 PM message detail |
"Quick, weapons out!" Ajain yelled. "Hey, I'm the leader her...!" Bane started to correct Ajain. "Shut up, all of you!" The man coldly ordered. "I suppose you're going to introduce yourself." Rob proposed. "You suppose correct, I am Crow. That's all you need to know." Ajain attempted to hide his brief snickering behind his axe at the obvious rhyme. "Crow, I think you flew over the cuckoo's nest one too many times, cause there is no way you're taking us all out!" Rob responded as he assumed a karate stance. "Oh, I don't think I have to." Was all Crow said. "Damn it, stop being vague." Bane said with a very annoyed inflection. As the arguing continued, Ajain's attention started to be drawn elsewhere. He felt that someone else was nearby, finally he pinpointed the location to be under the bridge and coming up! "BANE!!!" Ajain warned, but it was too late as Tithenion already had leaped over the side and was grabbing Bane from behind. "What the fu...?!?" Was all Bane could mutter out before Tithenion had snuck up behind him and threw him backwards into the moat. "You see? I don't have to at all. Not by myself anyway." Crow finally elaborated. "Crow, I'll take Karate Kid over here, you go after the doofus with the axe." Tithenion commanded. "HEYYY!!" Ajain protested the remark, then had to get ready to defend himself. Crow approached him with his spear drawn, trying to utilize a long range attack plan to keep him out of harm's way. Fortunately, Ajain's battle axe had a sharp point on the end too, so he was able to partially use it as a spear as well. Both of them fought a rather defensive battle, with Ajain trying to get any shot he could with his blade or point, but backing off whenever Crow's long spear came into striking position. "This is foolish! What say you and I drop our weapons and fight hand to hand?" Crow suggested. "On three! 1... 2... 3!!" Ajain counted down as surprisingly they both dropped their weapons to the side. After staring one another down for a few moments, they finally rushed each other and ended up locking hands in a power struggle. Both had the same idea and then tried to use their fire abilities to burn the other's hand. Their locked hands flashed and flickered from the inside from the flames between the two. Each flicker caused them both to scream with agony. "Aggghhhh!!!! Let go you moron!" Crow pleaded. "Never!" Meanwhile, Tithenion and Rob were having quite the martial arts duel. Both were masters of hand to hand combat and countered each other's moves. Every sweep had a jump or flip, every punch or kick blocked, every hold slipped out of and countered with another hold. Very rarely throughout the flurry of action, one would land a blow on the other, but neither would be able to capitalize any further than that. Most of the scored hits went to Tithenion, as he had a noticable edge in speed and agility, but Rob was still holding his own. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2008 11:40:52 PM message detail |
Finally, Bane emerged from the moat, dripping wet and angry. It took all his willpower to not let lightning bolts rip at the opposition that were attacking his teammates, but he knew after his swim, it would harm him more than anything. Instead, he got out his sword and charged towards Tithenion. The running steps on the hard wooden bridge were a dead giveaway, and Tith saw it coming easily. Tithenion dodged the sword and with perfect timing, was able to evade an attack from Rob. Not only that, he evaded it by getting behind Rob, thus preventing Bane from following up immediately, lest he slice his partner. Rob did not want to feel like a liability and spun around to keep the pressure on Tith. Tith's acrobatic skills saved him again, as he jumped away onto a chain, then leaped away entirely to head to Crow's battle. "Son of a ****!" Bane scowled as he and Rob gave chase. Crow and Ajain were still locked in a fiery struggle as Tith arrived on scene with Team Sith on his heels. They all were about to strike one another until they froze mid action when an increasingly loud rolling sound cut through the air. Ajain and Crow remained locked, but the fires ceased. "Something is headed this way!" Ajain announced to everyone. Over a nearby hill, they soon spotted a metal orb rolling towards them fast! They were puzzled at what they were seeing, and when they finally decided it was best to disperse for the moment, it was too late. The metal orb rolled into the centre of all of them and launched into the air. It spun faster and faster, seeming to create a powerful vortex that lifted them all up into the air with it. They spun around and around as if in a small tornado and finally were hurled back down to the earth hard. As they began to shake the dizziness, they looked to the ball and watched it grow and unfold into the figure of MacDaddy Mike. "Sorry I'm late, but I had to stop to buy bags of whoop ass for all of you. You all owe me $20 each." --------- User Interaction Point: Team Sith, Tith/Crow, Mac (Email answer ONLY) With these new developments, what shall your team do? (Note: Ajain since you are not technically part of Team Sith, you may opt to do something different than what the team does. If I only receive an email from one of you, then I'll assume you are agreeing with them.) Team Sith options: 1. Run away to regroup 2. Focus attack on Tith/Crow 3. Focus attack on Mac 4. Divide and play man to man Tith/Crow options 1. Run away to regroup 2. Focus attack on Team Sith 3. Focus on Mac Mac options 1. Attack Team Sith 2. Attack Tith/Crow 3. Try to attack all 5 at once. 4. Get the **** out despite your entrance. Email is: brilu20@hotmail.com Happy deciding with each other! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/21/2008 12:51:19 AM message detail |
"Sorry I'm late, but I had to stop to buy bags of whoop ass for all of you. You all owe me $20 each." Freaking awesome quote that summarizes another awesome chapter! --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 2/21/2008 8:46:40 AM message detail |
Oh snap! It gets more awesome every day. --- []-----[]---[]―\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]―\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/21/2008 10:44:34 AM message detail |
Sent. And I thank you for the wicked entrance. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY! |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/21/2008 10:48:48 AM message detail |
Sent...again. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY! |
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Tithenion Posted 2/21/2008 4:11:11 PM message detail |
Sent. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Tithenion Posted 2/21/2008 4:12:18 PM message detail |
And awesome update, btw. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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GhostlyCrow Posted 2/21/2008 4:15:28 PM message detail |
Hooray for being sneaky! --- So, in closing, I hope a cat shoves itself down your throat so you can choke on it and die. ~ Gyrocoptor |
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Sharpe84 Posted 2/21/2008 4:15:50 PM message detail |
I approve. --- "I never ask for nothin' I don't demand from myself" - Jay-Z -Grand General of the LoD Military- |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/21/2008 6:06:16 PM message detail |
Funny thing, Mac. The first email you sent came AFTER the other one came, so I read them out of sequence and was like wtf! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 2/22/2008 12:33:33 AM message detail |
Bags of whoop ass? Canadians... --- We just dont have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/22/2008 8:18:14 AM message detail |
That's some kind of messed up, Bri. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY! |
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Tithenion Posted 2/22/2008 11:19:28 AM message detail |
Hmm... bags of milk, bags of whoop ass... something is going on here. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/22/2008 11:21:26 AM message detail |
I use bags cause they ain't recyclable. Yeah, I'm badass. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY! |
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Sea Bass Posted 2/22/2008 11:31:22 AM message detail |
Does everyone send one in, or do have one person for each group send in? --- Juggling Joker 4: Anything I say makes a good sig |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/22/2008 5:40:19 PM message detail |
"Cans" sounded too cliche and bags was supposed to be along the lines of bags of chips. Rob, I answered your email, but I'll post an answer here anyway. Aside from the "Ajain rule", only one team member needs to make the call. A team member can always submit another entry behind the other's back though. (thus usually resulting in betrayal) This option is ALWAYS open during a UIP. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/23/2008 1:03:33 PM message detail |
Oh yeah, unlike Duel/Yeti's, the story cannot continue until all decisions made. I've heard from Rob of Sith, but I'm not sure if he was speaking on behalf of the entire team or just wanted to clarify. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/23/2008 6:20:38 PM message detail |
Come on people, let's get a move on. I want more story. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/23/2008 7:45:03 PM message detail |
Don't worry Yeti, if I don't get something by tomorrow night, I'll proceed regardless. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Wacky Posted 2/23/2008 7:46:23 PM message detail |
Did Rob give an answer for our group or not? --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/23/2008 7:53:35 PM message detail |
He sent something, but wasn't sure whether it had to be for the team or just for himself. He only had given me an answer in the event it was for just himself, so I wanted to hear more. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/24/2008 3:03:43 AM message detail |
Ugh, I'm glad I got this in before I went to bed. Chapter 2: Party of Five Part 2 "Haha, how did you all like my famous screw attack? Puts a real odd spin on things, don't you think??" Mac cockily said to the 5 battlers who were recovering. "Ugh, your puns are retarded and that move wasn't even invented by your lame ass!" Bane said with a very annoyed tone. Mac ignored the comment, jumped into the air and somersaulted over to the nearby hill from where he arrived. He was cocky and confident, but not as stupid to leave himself surrounded by the five of them at once. "All right, admit it, I know you all had a secret urge to die at my hands, but please don't fight over it." Mac again praised himself. "... Crow run." Tith lowered his voice to whisper to Crow as they had decided this was not the time to fight. However, despite their agile stealth skills, it was far too obvious and in plain view and Mac saw them immediately. Mac turned a dial on his wrist and shot a red hot laser out of his cannon arm. The blast didn't come very close to hitting them, but was fired in their direct path of escape. The ground was black and scorched from the laser and Mac shook his head slowly to them. He took a little too long however, as when he turned his view back to Team Sith he had already received a spin kick to his chest from Rob. The force sent him rolling backwards down the hill to the bottom of the other side. Mac landed at the bottom face down as Team Sith rushed from above. He could feel the ground rumbling underneath him and sensing the unseen danger, he rolled into his ball form and rolled away further back, leaving a present for them too. "Hey, what's that thing with the flashing lights?!" Ajain asked as the three of them marched downhill. "BOMB!" Bane answered as they all began to slow down. Mac had hoped the steep run downhill would give them some trouble in that department and it might have worked if they had not seen it sooner. Rob was able to slow down before the other two, but they managed to stop a safe distance from the small blast that occurred anyway. With the time he bought himself, Mac unfurled himself and began to aim his laser at the three of them when he glanced over the slope of the hill and saw the duo of Crow and Tithenion making another attempt at fleeing to the west! "I don't think so." Mac glared as he aimed carefully and launched a rocket missile. Again, he focused too much on them and was attacked by Team Sith, he didn't even have enough time to see how the missile turned out. Rob's fists met with Mac's helmet and his chest region again, followed by a kick to the abdomen. "Ah ****! Stop with the kicks, damn it!" Mac's suit cushioned the blows, but he could still feel much of Rob's powerful attack. Mac finally was able to catch the next kick with his hand, but Rob quickly jabbed him to cause a release and Rob flipped away for a breather. Ajain had reached Mac next and made a big horizontal swing with his axe, Mac was barely able to jump over it and kicked Ajain in the face for it during his ascent. As he landed, Bane was already at his right side and slashing his sword. Mac saw this and tried to avoid it, but much of Bane's strikes landed across his breastplates. The suit was not punctured, but it was very clear where Bane had struck, indicated by three lines where the paint was stripped and the outer layer was very scratched. Mac fell backward onto his back, but aimed his arm through his legs and fired off a succession of very small energy balls at the three of them to buy time again. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/24/2008 3:04:41 AM message detail |
Minutes earlier... "Good, those trio of guys have got that monstrosity distracted. Let's keep going until we can find a safe place to rest." Tithenion planned out with Crow as they ran west through the enormous field. "Yes, I agree." Crow again gave a short answer. They had thought they were in the clear when they could see a bright flash in their peripheral view followed by a sound cutting through the air. They both looked to see a bright light jetting towards them... A missile! The two of them pushed harder and harder on their legs, but they couldn't outrun the missile. They had also tried to run out of the weapon's path, but it had a minor homing device in it. It wouldn't follow someone endlessly, but to turn enough to follow their general direction on foot at least. The missile began to lose altitude after the long distance it travelled and finally hit the ground right near their feet! It was clearly more around Crow's area and the explosion launched him into the air flailing until he finally dropped to the ground in a limp fashion. "CROWWW!!!" Tithenion rushed over to his partner's body and checked him. His skin had a few burns, but he was still breathing normally and was really REALLY dazed. Meanwhile... Ajain got caught by a couple of Mac's energy balls, they stung but caused no serious damage. The second one hit him in the stomach and sent him the ground though. Rob was able to dodge most of the balls thrown at him, except one grazed his left arm. Bane, being the swordsman (and Star Wars fan) he was, just stood there and attempted to deflect the balls with his sword. For the most part, he did rather well and he was unscathed. By this time, Mac had regained his composure and some distance from his opponents, he quickly placed one hand over his other forearm and began charging a growing energy ball. Bane did not want to see his attack come to fruition and charged in with Rob following. By the time they arrived, the ball was the size of one's torso and seemingly at full power. Bane swung his sword again, then Mac halted the charge as the energy disappeared and seemed to be absorbed back into his arm for later usage to avoid being struck. "You're outnumbered, you can't win this. Not to mention you're performing rather suckily." Bane mentioned. "You're kidding, right? You guys are... Ow!" Mac began to counter with a remark of his own, but Rob was already kicking him again. Despite his attitude, Mac knew deep down the fight was not going 100% in his direction and needed to do something big quickly. Through the barrage of expert punches and kicks, Mac was able to suck it up and turn the dial on his laser. As soon as he saw an opening, he fired it point blank at Rob's chest, sending him backwards. A blast of ice encased around Rob's torso from the shoulders to his waist. His body parts weren't frozen, but the ice was solidly around it, preventing movement of his upper half. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/24/2008 3:12:19 AM message detail |
"I'll have that off of you in no time!" Ajain ran to Rob on the ground, who somewhat looked like a turtle on its back. Ajain immediately began work on melting the ice with his fire. Bane would have no timeouts though and continued the fight alone. Having already been hit a few times by that sword, Mac was very careful on avoiding it. Bane was not making that an easy task and still managed to graze him a few times, but nothing as good as his initial slashes. "Enough of this dancing! Time to finish you!" Mac announced as he aimed his cannon arm that had previously been charging the energy. Bane was already running towards Mac, trying to keep the pressure on, as the ball was launched at him. As soon as he saw the projectile attack coming, he shot a burst of lightning from his hand, then tried to get out of the ball's path. The bolt was a direct hit on Mac and sent him to the ground, but Bane would not be able to evade the ball entirely. The entire left side of Bane's body took the brunt of the attack as he screamed in agony. The portion of Mac's energy that connected with nothing continued on its way, while Bane fell to the ground, his left side suffering major wounds. "Baneee!!!" Ajain screamed. "Oh no!" Rob commented as the ice was melted enough finally, he was able to force his way out on his own strength. The two of them got up and rushed to their leader's side. He did not look well and had coughed up a lot of blood. "Well, I think now is an excellent time to screw you guys over again." Mac suggested as he rose back to his feet, although he was tired and breathing heavily from all the fighting and damage he had already sustained. He attempted to roll up into his ball form, but instead was greeted by electric shocks through his suit, indicating the function was damaged and unusable. "WHAT??! That shock must've thrown things out of whack, what a cheap suit!" -------- User Interaction Point: Team Sith (minus Bane), Tithenion, Mac (Private responses, as in AIM or Email) Team Sith, minus Bane 1. Try to take Bane to safety 2. Attack Mac with just the two of you, then take him to safety. 3. Leave Bane and get the hell out of there. Tithenion 1. Help Crow, most likely having to carry/support him 2. Leave him be and continue fleeing Part 2 Regardless of your above decision, which direction shall you head. (I hope you played OoT and the story has given you a good idea of where you are) Mac 1. Run away and try to figure out what's wrong with the ball function 2. Continue fighting These will not be required to continue the story at this point, so there is not a terrible pressure to answer immediately. Thank you. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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GhostlyCrow Posted 2/24/2008 11:02:37 AM message detail |
Hooray for being not dead! And I just realized that Mac is practically Samus. --- So, in closing, I hope a cat shoves itself down your throat so you can choke on it and die. ~ Gyrocoptor |
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Tithenion Posted 2/24/2008 11:21:08 AM message detail |
Yeah, for some reason before I was kinda picturing him as that robot at the start of CT. <_< --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/24/2008 12:36:04 PM message detail |
Oh you guys. v_v I had thought the description at the end of BR2 would've been enough giveaway, of course if you didn't read the end.... *coughtithcough* --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/24/2008 4:31:19 PM message detail |
I want me some blood. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY! |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 2/24/2008 10:58:38 PM message detail |
I think it would have been a shorter fight if his robotic suit was modelled after Gato. How can you fight Gato's awesomeness? You can't, that's how! --- []-----[]---[]―\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]―\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2008 12:28:31 AM message detail |
The last chapter was supposed to be chapter 3, I forgot to change it. Chapter 4: Village of the Damned The small bodied, freckle faced child all dressed in green collapsed to the ground as blood drained from his neck, staining the grass red. He had been another victim of the murderer that had been causing the entire village to go into a frenzy. The children only village had its residents running around in terror as they either gathered things for survival, sought shelter as fast as they could or simply galloped around in a panic. This was a drastic change from the usual happy-go-lucky demeanor of the forest village. Who could blame them as several bodies of their friends or family had already fallen victim not too long ago? "Well, it looks like we got here just in time!" JJ observed to Nikon as they jumped down from a ledge near the entrance they had arrived from. "What do you mean? This looks like a horrible setting!" Nikon asked. "These children are in need of a hero! ... Or heroes, like us! After that, they'll be so overwhelmed with gratitude, they'll do whatEVER we want them to." JJ elaborated. "Oh my..." Nikon answered as he shook his head. "Oh help! Help!" A girl with green hair screamed to Team Awesome as she ran up to them, "An evil man with a hood is attacking our village! He's already murdered at least 5 of us!" "Hey baby." JJ bent over and looked her in the eyes with a perverse look on his face. "Ahhhh!!!!" The girl's face took an even more terrorized look than before as she kicked him in the shin and rushed past them. Nikon watched as she climbed up a wall using overgrown vines and disappeared into the woods. "That went well. Was that really necessary though?" Nikon asked. "Hey, she was pretty cute with her green hair, green outfit and pointy ears. I think she was holding some kind of musical instrument in her hand too." JJ responded as he hopped on one leg. "You have a serious problem." "Hey, at least she wasn't like that fass girl over there." JJ pointed to a plump looking girl, not knowing she could hear them. The girl ran over to them and kicked him in his other shin, then dashed off to her home. JJ fell to the ground holding both of his legs. "All right then, you draw out the murderer and I'll go hide and sneak up on him when you need help! Sound good?" Nikon posed a question, but was already running off to conceal himself. "You are such a wuss!!" JJ bellowed. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2008 12:29:25 AM message detail |
Minutes later JJ slowly walked along the main pathway leading through the middle of the small village. The homes of the children and forestry gave plenty of options for a killer to hide. The wind blew a cold burst of air over the grass as the kids had all retreated into their treehouses. With no other soul in sight and a murderer on the loose, JJ's heart was racing. He spotted just off the pathway that there was a pile of green clothes and flesh, which was no doubt one of the victims. JJ walked up to the body and knelt down to turn them over. "Ugh, this kid is UGGGGLY! And that's without the slash marks on his throat!" JJ analyzed. "I was hoping no one would miss him..." A deep voice answered from behind JJ. JJ swiveled around to find the killer, but instead found air. "You don't scare me, hooded man! You're probably more disgusting under that hood than someone who's grandpa had babies with their mother who then had sex with their father and then had fruity pebbles for breakfast... Err...yeah you get what I mean!!!" JJ stuttered out. "Mwahah!! Oh you're amusing, I think I'll reward you by not cutting off your genitals before I kill you." The voice answered. "My precious JJ jewels? You stay away from them!" JJ screamed again as he spun around in circles. "Enough of your idiocy! I think I'll kill you right now!" The voice roared back as the village was silent again. JJ was beginning to lose his cool now as he looked around frantically for the attacker. He began backing up when the attacker threw his arm around his neck from behind and with a dagger in front of his face. JJ was swift too though, and he used his great strength to elbow the assassin. The man released and was sent flying backwards. JJ turned to see the man turn himself in mid air to align his feet with a nearby stone column overlooking a pond. With a quick kick off of it, he launched himself behind cover and vanished again. --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2008 12:32:09 AM message detail |
"I'm getting tired of your stupid tricks!" JJ shouted. He was alone again for the time being, but the man struck again as he surprised JJ from his hiding place and was about to catch JJ with a free kick. JJ had braced for impact, when Nikon appeared out of nowhere to block it for his partner. "My hero." JJ said sarcastically as he watched the two duel each other with swift attacks. Nikon seemed to be dominating the hand to hand fight, so the hooded man brought out two daggers. Nikon matched by bringing out his wakizashi sword. The hooded man fared better with the weapons mixed in, as he was able to block many of Nikon's attacks by crossing his daggers together. "... This is getting boring." JJ noted as he casually walked up behind Nikon's opponent, grabbed him by the neck and flung him away. The man soared through the air and crashed through one of the weaker wooden houses of the children. It seemed to be empty as the assassin began digging his way out of the wood pile. Team Awesome closed in on him as he emerged, to see his hood pulled down and his face revealed. "Hey, you're that bozo, Sileo!" Nikon proclaimed. "It is I, but you won't be alive much longer to care!" Sileo cried out as he replaced his hood then lunged his daggers at JJ. JJ easily avoided them and Nikon attempted to use his sword, but Sileo had somehow escaped again. "I have an idea of where he is." Nikon whispered to JJ as he ran off again. "Damn it!! Stop leaving me alone!" JJ yelled. "You're right, he shouldn't leave you alone." Sileo's voice concurred as he leaped at JJ from behind again. Sileo swiped the daggers at JJ as fast as he could, but JJ dodged them at every turn. Finally Sileo caught him off guard by kicking one of his still aching shins. JJ fell to one knee for a moment, but that was all Sileo needed. JJ looked back up and felt the cold steel of the dagger caressing his neck. JJ stared into the shadow of Sileo's hood covering his face. Although he couldn't see his eyes, JJ could see Sileo had detected Nikon running straight at his back with his sword ready to strike! "I'll save you, JJ!!" Nikon cried out as he plunged his sword at Sileo's back. Sileo, having anticipating this, sidestepped and barely avoided Nikon's sword. In fact, the point had caught on and ripped a good part of Sileo's sleeve, but struck no skin. With Sileo blocking his view and being on his knee, JJ was unable to dive out of harm's way. Nikon's ninja sword sliced straight through JJ's chest as JJ's lung released a massive gasp for air. Nikon stood there with a gaping mouth as he turned his head to see Sileo was fleeing the scene and heading for the exit of the village. Nikon pulled his sword out of JJ's chest and let JJ's body flop over lifelessly... ------ User Interaction Point: Nikon (any form of answer is fine) What now? 1. Chase after Sileo to not lose him 2. Stop and check on the children 3. Pick up JJ's body and take it with you. Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword Mac AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 15 arrows Yeti Ajain - Battle Axe Rob Duel - katana Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn - Sharp, pointy stick Mad Kowulluh Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa Hazeroth Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti JJ, stabbed on accident by Nikon --- I figure that, if there are people that I haven't talked to in a long while, there's probably a good reason for that. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Wacky Posted 2/26/2008 1:03:56 AM message detail |
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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yeti Posted 2/26/2008 2:36:30 AM message detail |
Wow. That sucks for JJ, lol. Good chapter. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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lm Canadian Posted 2/26/2008 3:26:14 AM message detail |
Wipe yourself off, JJ. You dead. |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/26/2008 5:16:10 AM message detail |
Well, we don't need to stick a fork in JJ, someone already stuck him with a sword, so I guess yer done man. Accidental skewering, what a way to go... Tormenting the Kokiri, interesting...things in general are heating up. MORE! --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/26/2008 9:03:38 AM message detail |
JJ-kabob. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY! |
