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Battle Royale 3: Super Showdown
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/17/2008 3:44:51 PM message detail |
Welcome one and all to the third incarnation of the riveting adventure pitting the ZSB against one another. Hopefully everyone knows how this works by now, so let's start by taking a look at this year's contestants: (story name in brackets) CTrunks (Drake) Face (Garik Loran) Wacky (Bane) Mac JJ AdmiralViscen Yeti Ajain Rob Duel Rat Guy (Nikon) Radicus (jukester) Jial Silverthorn GhostlyCrow (Crow) HandofThrawn Mad Kowulluh Hawk Eye Wolfspider (Sgt. Bofa) Hazeroth Im Canadian (Sileo Tithenion This time around features teams, superpowers, and who knows what else is in store! If you would like to relive the earlier two contests or catch up on them, they are hosted on JJ's site. http://www.thezend.com/zsb/archive/ jukester was a major contributor in setting up the structure for the game during the early stages and will assist in dialogue at times as well, so let's give him a hand too. Enjoy! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/17/2008 3:47:17 PM message detail |
Introduction "Oh ****! Man, that plane ride up here was sweet!" Duel hollered as he and the rest of the 20 other contestants walked down the tall, yet narrow hallway. "I have got this one in the bag, I can just FEEL it!" JJ gave his bold prediction. "Heheheh, hahaha! I'll maim you seven times over and make sure you feel that each and every time, just like the women I screw." Mad Kowulluh grinned an evil look on his face. "You're all fools without plans. Without a plan, you're doomed to fail and die. Trust me, I know what it takes to win." HandofThrawn said with a serious and determined look on his face. They continued down the grand hallway with a black marble floor, metal walls with elegant designs on them and very tall yellow pillars reaching to the black tiled ceiling. Nearly all of the competitors wanted to drop everything and start brawling at this very second, but they all got the odd feeling something bad would happen if they did. The hallway was well lit and silent, aside from their footsteps echoing, but it still managed to give off that ominous feeling to all of them. As if they could just drop dead at any second if they attempted something disagreeable. A few more of them exchanged confident claims for victory with each other as the group finally reached the end. They all stood in front of two large doors with the same design and colour as the very floor they stood upon. "I say we all gang rush the first person we see that opens this door. Sounds good??" Nikon proposed as he set himself in a quick stance like he was ready to take off at full speed. Everyone showed their immediately disapproval with head shaking, dismissing hand waves or simply looking away. Nikon quickly resumed standing upright normally when the doors began to creak, booming into everyone's ears as if they were making thunder. Some watched eagerly, while others looked worried, the remaining few simply just looked bored. As the doors continued to split apart, the unmistakable figure of DC along with his henchmen came into view. DC had a rather large smile on his face as the group began filing into the room. It looked as if it was about the quarter the size of a football field with ceilings even higher than before. Between them and DC, there was a long steel cold and sterile table, with enough matching chairs to seat all of them. DC simply gave a welcoming wave to passively order them to sit down. Even though no one was talking, the easily recognizable beeping and whirring of computer machines could be heard throughout the room, yet unseen. Eventually after a few misunderstandings and staring contests over who would sit where, everyone had been seated. "Welcome everyone! Hope you all enjoyed the flight." DC smiled as he stepped forward closer to the table. He wore his trademark monocle with a pure white suit, black gloves and what appeared to be a short but wide, black cape behind him as well. Everyone nodded to the question. "You look ***!!" Viscen shouted from his part of the table. "NO. YOU DO!" DC shouted back. "You're a ****in joke!" "And you touch yourself at night!" DC responded. "Yeah, so?" "... Carry on then." "Um, is it nighttime? Cause I was going to start pretty soon." JJ chimed in from where he was sitting. "... I'm not touching anything vaguely related to that question at all." DC stated as he slightly turned his body to the other side of the table. The people sitting next to JJ also inched their chairs away. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/17/2008 3:48:44 PM message detail |
"Anyway, after being through this a couple times, I'm sure you know why you're all here. That's why I'm not going to go through any old stuff. For those who haven't had the chance to compete previously, take a good look at everyone sitting with you, because you're going to probably want to kill them shortly." As soon as DC finished, several people including Duel, Rob and Kowulluh, began to sit up and prepare to attack anyone nearby. "Hey! hey! I said no old stuff, but there's some NEW stuff to go over real quick." DC continued, "Firstly, my new crew is here. The look of the group has undergone some large changes, so I'll introduce them now. First up is the only returning member from being in this position, Mario!!" "H...hi everybody!" Mario stepped forward to greet the guests, but his wandering eyes suddenly stopped on a target, "...Except you, Tithenion!!!" Mario's hand clenched into a fist and DC immediately threw an arm in front of him to prevent Mario from rushing his former murderer. "I don't have the time to deal with scum like you!... AGAIN!" Tithenion spat out to Mario from his seat. After a couple more exchange of insults between the two, DC and the two other men finally got Mario settled down for the time being. "Next up, from the final four group in the original contest, Meeptroid!" DC attempted to start a brief applause by clapping his hands, but none of the others complied. Meeptroid stepped forward confidently holding a VERY large sword in his hand, "All of you deem yourselves lucky I'm not participating this time." Meep said as he pointed and waved his sword to the entire group. Very few of them seemed the least bit intimidated or disturbed by the notion. A frowning Meeptroid stepped back and the last guard stepped forward. "I am Deity, the ENFORCER!!" Deity raised his arm high further revealing that his left hand had been replaced by a mechanical one with a claw-like hand. With his human hand, he stuck two fingers in his mouth to emit a loud whistle. A medium sized house cat came running up to his side out of nowhere. "This is my sweet kitty. She will kill you and rip your face off if you try to touch her or me." Deity smiled as he petted his cat. -- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/17/2008 3:49:22 PM message detail |
"You know DC, I gotta say," Drake began to speak from his chair, "your team doesn't seem as... powerful or as GOOD as in recent years. Where's Beefer for God's sake?!" "Beefer is no longer with us mainly due to budget cuts and failed contract negotiations." DC explained. "So you hired these cheaper guys instead?" Drake inferred. "No, I mean our coffee bills were through the roof. Some of that flavoured special stuff gets real pricey. And before you ask, Strider is... well I lost him and have no idea." DC shrugged. "You will see how capable my team is in a few moments actually, but introductions aren't quite over. I have one more person to introduce you too, and he is the last competitor." DC turned and snapped his fingers, a small piece of the massive wall behind them slid open to reveal a doorway. "Oh no!!" JJ buried his face in his hands. "Oh yes, JJ! Presenting the reigning champion, MacDaddy Mike!!!!" DC and his associates stepped aside as the door stopped opening and out came a shiny robotic figure. It was clad in black gloves and boots with the blue armour turning purple towards the centre and a purple helmet with blue visor. As the figure approached, it became clear that the markings all over the suit were actually small "M"s. "What the hell? He looks like a badly beaten crotch." Radicus stated. "Your crotch will be badly beaten soon enough!" Mac spoke from inside his suit as the visor opened up. "If we're supposed to fight him, this might seem a little unfair..." Ajain suggested from his seat and was visibly worried. DC assured him and the others of "fairness", then gave a lengthy explanation of how he had invented serums that give superpowers. As he continued and explained the variety of powers available, many started to lick their lips and rub their hands together. He also gave a quick crash course on how powers affected the body and how powers or hearts could revive someone from death. "You don't need to worry, cause if I kill you, you're going to stay dead." Mac predicted with confidence as he aimed his arm cannon at various people in the room. "Now now, we don't need to get violent yet, I have a show for you first." DC began again. "To make sure you all don't get any ideas and try to attack us with your new powers, my three associates here and myself will erase that notion from your minds." DC snapped his fingers at a side wall and the entire wall opened like a garage door to release a wave of ferocious animals such as bears, lions, tigers and wolves. "Don't worry, this won't last long..." DC and his team turned to the beasts as his hand began to glow and flicker... --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 2/17/2008 7:59:45 PM message detail |
You got my name and nickname backwards! REDO THE TOPIC. jukester |
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Sharpe84 Posted 2/17/2008 8:03:01 PM message detail |
Great intro. --- "I never ask for nothin' I don't demand from myself" - Jay-Z -Grand General of the LoD Military- |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/17/2008 8:33:30 PM message detail |
lolz, I did get it backwards. Oops. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 2/17/2008 11:30:36 PM message detail |
Nice, now I need to go back and at least finish the second. Is there any logical reason as to how the losers come back, or they just... do? I don't remember. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Deity42 Posted 2/17/2008 11:36:31 PM message detail |
Do you even watch Inspector Gadget? REDO. --- What caliber for Shetland pony? |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2008 12:23:48 AM message detail |
Tith, the question was posed at the start of the second game. Deity, I'm not going to have you unseen behind a friggin chair the entire time. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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ZyIan Bloodstone Posted 2/18/2008 12:25:19 AM message detail |
The Winner Takes It All --- I don’t wanna talk about the things we’ve gone through; though it’s hurting me, now it’s history Juggling Joker! |
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face235 Posted 2/18/2008 8:07:06 PM message detail |
*posts in epic topic* -face235 --- "All hope ends here, AND YOUR MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE WITH IT!" -Seymour, Final Fantasy X |
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Sea Bass Posted 2/18/2008 8:42:47 PM message detail |
Why has my team not won yet? --- Juggling Joker 4: Anything I say makes a good sig |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2008 9:54:38 PM message detail |
Introduction Part II "Take. Them. Out." DC commanded his troop as they rushed towards the animals barreling towards them. Before they even got there, DC immediately started things off by throwing his hand forward and launching a sphere of energy the size of a basketball. It flew through the crowd and made a direct hit on a bear. The bear soared backwards and tumbled as it hit the ground, then lay immediately lifeless. DC began to walk towards the action himself, slowly, but with a serious look on his face. Meeptroid had found himself battling a bear and two lions, with all of them ready to pounce on him. One of the lions struck first, but was soon dismissed when Meeptroid sliced it with his sword, down it's centre. The other lion saw this as a chance to attack, while his sword was not ready to attack again, and jumped as well. Meeptroid anticipated this and simply nailed the lion with a right hook in midair. It fell backwards, but was still determined. It attacked again, but was met with the flat end of Meep's sword. As it lay on the ground, Meep walked up to it and plunged his massive sword into its side. He twisted and twisted with blood spewing at each turn. With the dead lion wedged on the blade tightly, Meep lifted it up and swung it around his head. After several revolutions to gain speed, he swung the sword and hurled the corpse at the charging bear. The bear, with surprising speed, stood up on its hind legs and batted the lion away. "Wow, I'm impressed. That deserves a drink!" Meeptroid pulled out a jug from under his coat and took a big swig. The bear continued to charge towards him, and Meeptroid just took in a deep breath. The bear stood directly in front of him and raised its huge paw to strike, when Meep blew flames out of his mouth at the animal. The bear stepped back in obvious pain as flames engulfed its body. With its rage and strength, it ran forward again ready to clobber Meeptroid with a flaming arm, but as soon as it swung, Meeptroid cut off that arm. Meeptroid grew bored and began dismembering the bear's limbs until it was just a flaming pile of fur and claws. "Job well done." Meeptroid continued to take large swigs from his drink. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2008 9:56:18 PM message detail |
Mario, on the other hand, found himself fighting three wolves, a lioness and another bear. Before he even thought about attacking the animals, he turned to Mac and yelled, "Hey Mac! I'm going to show you what you could've had if you didn't pick that ugly pile of crap you're wearing!" As soon as Mario turned back to his opponents, they were already within leaping distance and had begun to do so. Mario showed little concern as he leaped straight up into the air at an incredible height. With nobody home, this resulted in several of the animals in a pile up below. Mario reached the peak of his jump and sent a small bolt of lightning from his hands that exploded on impact to send the animals scattered about. The only one that hadn't been apart of the blast was the bear. As Mario landed back on the ground, the bear was primed to attack, but Mario just extended his arm towards it and made a fist in the air. The bear halted its actions and stumbled around seemingly gasping. As the bear began to slow down with its eyes looking droopy, Mario squeezed his fist tighter and the bear collapsed to the floor. The other animals had regrouped by now and were attacking again. Mario spread out both his hands and an unseen force threw the lion and two of the wolves back again. Mario had merely stopped the last wolf and used his power to draw him in slowly against its will. He bought it closer then lightly made a fist again to prevent the wolf from having much energy to swipe at him with. The canine whimpered with a look of fear in its eyes as Mario brought out a small device that looked to be a handle for something. He placed the end of it against the side of the wolf's head and pressed a button. An orange beam of light shot out of the handle and came out the other side of the head, but remained with the device. In other words, it was a lightsaber. "What the ****!! I want one of those, NOW!" Bane demanded. Mario glanced at Bane and shot him a quick sneer as he turned to the rest of his work. With his weapon out and ready, the rest were easily taken care of with rapid stabs and slashes. "Pff, those powers don't compare to my lovely extravagant suit." Mac began to rub his hands all over his prized possession, but then immediately stopped when it ran on too long and began to draw disturbed looks from the other spectators. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2008 9:57:33 PM message detail |
A bear and two tigers stared down Deity and his cat as Deity calmly got out a thick gauntlet from his pocket and placed it over his left metallic hand. One of the tigers leaped at him with its claws ready, but Deity caught it with his gloved hand wrapped around its neck. He casually reached into another pocket and shoved an unseen object into its mouth. Deity then threw the beast back to where it started as he shielded his face with his arm. Within seconds, the tiger's head exploded, leaving a decapitated corpse drowning in a pool of blood. The second tiger and the bear decided to play it smart and attack at the same time. Deity managed to catch the tiger's snout with his gauntlet again and began to feed it punches and kicks to its body. The bear was about to swipe Deity's head off when his cat leaped up and attacked the bear's face. Despite the bear's enormous size advantage, the cat seemed extremely ferocious and ridiculously powerful for its size. "Umm.. I think that cat is on serious steroids..." Garik Loran analyzed. "Bad kitty!!" Deity screamed as he continued striking the tiger. Soon, he stopped attacking it and squeezed real hard with his gauntlet. Suddenly the tiger's body became solid ice. After a series of precise uppercuts and kicks, there was nothing but shattered chunks of ice on the ground. Deity turned to find the bear sprawled on the ground, dead and with a huge hole in its chest. He looked down to find his loyal cat with the bear's heart in its mouth. She dropped it on the ground and purred for her master. "Blah, I bet that cat from He-Man could take her." Sgt. Bofa said. DC had the honour of fighting one of each of the four animal species released in the room. The wolf pounced first, but DC stuck his hand outward and a massive ball of swirling energy appeared in between them. The wolf dove right into it and was trapped in its spin. When the energy seemed to either dissipate or just retract into DC's hand, the poor animal lay on the ground with smoke all around its torso. DC stared at the dead animal and its paw started to shake, DC widened his eyes and pulled out three of its claws via telekinesis. He turned his face towards the rumbling bear and the claws shot straight into its eyes and nose with amazing velocity. The bear had been subdued for now as it stumbled around instinctively clawing at its own face, trying to remove the sources of pain. The lion and tiger leaped at him at the same time, and he just stood there as they closed in. They were about to land all over him when he had suddenly vanished and reappeared on a different spot 20 feet away. "Over here" The two feline beasts raced towards him, but were stopped dead when he disappeared again. They looked around in confusion seeing him one second, then gone the next repeatedly. The spectators at the table were even having a hard time keeping up from their vantage point. DC began picking his spots and appearing next to his opponents, striking with fierce punches and kicks before disappearing again. The two of them swiped at what they could, but simply couldn't keep up. DC began methodically picking them apart with his attacks until they were beaten and exhausted on the ground. With his last teleport, no one seemed to be able to zero in on his new location, until they saw his body falling from high above as he landed on the tiger's throat with his knee. DC looked at the twitching lion, still barely alive on the ground. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2008 9:58:44 PM message detail |
"Who wants to see what a lion looks like when it's turned inside out??" DC called out to everyone watching as the lion's body started to float in the air and convulsing uncontrollably. Its limbs began to pull every direction as some of them could see blood starting to ooze from its eyes and orifices. Some began to look away in disgust and as things seemed to reach a climax, DC stopped and plopped the lion back down. "Oh c'mon, that's just cruel." DC said as he just shot a fast energy ball that vaporized the lion. "I'm kinda tired now of killing, does someone else want to kill off the blind bear?" DC glanced and saw the bear lay on the ground breathing, still with claws in its eyes and face now covered in blood. "I'll do it!! I never get tired of blowing bears!... I mean blowing up bears." Mac eagerly aimed his left arm at the bear and shot a missile from his forearm. The missile jetted towards the stationary target and exploded the bear and itself on impact. As all the smoke cleared and silence enveloped the room, the room began to reek of dead animals. "Can somebody get the cleaning crew on this ASAP? I don't want PETA to be all over my ass." DC instructed. "Wow, that was totally pointless. Kinda entertaining all the same." Hawk Eye whispered to Hazeroth sitting beside him. "That bastard is heartless, those animals didn't deserve that at all." Hazeroth responded back with a sad look in his eyes. "I think that one ***** wolf was cheating with that lioness' mate anyway, she totally did deserve it." Yeti injected himself in the conversation as he overheard the whispers. Hazeroth and Hawk Eye gave him a very weird look simultaneously and resumed to mind their own business. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2008 9:59:44 PM message detail |
. . . "All right, now that we've had our little pre-game show, you've all received your injections to activate your chosen powers, and I've told you all about this year's battle site." DC summarized as many of them were rubbing their arms after taking a few needles. "Yeah, which sucks because OoT is crap." Mac gave his opinion. "Shush you. You might like it once you explore it a little more... Maybe. Anyway, no more time to waste, I'll be discharging you all to your starting locations in five minutes. You make take this time to ready yourselves and acquaint yourselves with one another." "Are you going to poison us again?" HandofThrawn asked. "No" "Are you going to shoot us out the side of the ship then?" HandofThrawn asked again. "No, damn it!! I'm going to be nice and just let you use the ship's teleporters to get you down." DC walked away and began to ready the teleporters. "Hey Rob my man, you and I would make an unstoppable duo over all these other foolish morons. What do you say?" Bane proposed to Rob. "You have a deal, my friend. May the force be with us." Rob answered. "Hey guys, can I come too?! Most of the others already have partners and all that's left are losers or weirdos like that guy sulking in the corner over there." Ajain asked with much enthusiasm as he referred to a hooded fellow in the corner sharpening his two daggers. Bane and Rob took a moment to huddle together and collaborate over a decision. "Ok, but if you screw things up for us, we'll kill ya." Rob warned. "Yeah, and then I'll piss on your dead body." Bane added for extra emphasis. "Deal!!" "Time's up!! Everybody head to the transporters and good luck!" DC called out to all of the contenders. "Don't *hic* die too quicklelely! *hic*" Meeptroid warned although he was had clearly been drinking from his jug the entire time. "You are all idiots, but have fun anyway." Deity encouraged. "Uh... Line!" Mario yelled out. After everyone had stepped into the blue light of the teleporters, only Mac remained to be sent away. "By the way, I've had this thing for about a year, so I've gotten good at it. One thing bothered me though, whenever a woman and I wanted to get intimate, I never did because I was afraid if I took the suit off, someone would steal it." Mac explained to DC and his goons. "...You know since you are the first wearer, it has a security device that only allows you to use its weapons, right?" "WHAT?! Damn I wish this thing came with a manual." "We sent you a manual." Meeptroid claimed. "Ok, I never read it... Anyway, this thing costs me a good amount of sex. You owe me." Mac demanded. "Although it was caused by your own incompetence, I guess fair is fair." DC began to unbuckle his pants, but by the time they were off, Mac was gone and everyone looked around and saw a glowing metal ball roll into a teleporter. "Do you really think he actually was with that many girls?" Mario asked. "Pff, doubt it. Right, kitty?" Deity answered. "Meow!" --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/18/2008 10:24:22 PM message detail |
You owe me a ton of sex, Bri. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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yeti Posted 2/18/2008 10:56:07 PM message detail |
Some began to look away in disgust and as things seemed to reach a climax, I read that as: Some began to look away in disgust and some seemed to reach a climax And Now We Fight! --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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Tithenion Posted 2/18/2008 11:51:00 PM message detail |
"I'll do it!! I never get tired of blowing bears!... I mean blowing up bears." That brought a pretty good laugh. Anyway, TIME TO FIGHT!! --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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Rat Guy Posted 2/19/2008 12:00:53 AM message detail |
Mac is easily the best character thus far. --- Nice boat, Kotonoha. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 12:03:02 AM message detail |
Must be a Canadian thing... <_< >_> --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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SamusAran Posted 2/19/2008 1:17:37 AM message detail |
DC, this makes me angry with myself at being busy and not taking your advice on AIM and submitting my name/info. I'll enjoy it just the same, but still. . . --- Ambition makes you look pretty ugly |
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Sharpe84 Posted 2/19/2008 1:18:23 AM message detail |
That is Samus' subtle way of asking to be in it even though he missed the deadline. --- "I never ask for nothin' I don't demand from myself" - Jay-Z -Grand General of the LoD Military- |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/19/2008 1:26:02 AM message detail |
|munches popcorn| Good intro. Things will get amusing and bloody soon. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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woIfspider64 CHAOS Posted 2/19/2008 8:51:19 AM message detail |
That was an awesome pointless animal death intro. --- []-----[]---[]¯\)---[]_ ---[]_[]---[]¯\] ..[]/\[]--(\_[]------[]_[]-----[]---[]_/] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 5:49:38 PM message detail |
Don't worry, Samus, we are all angry with you. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 6:10:36 PM message detail |
Oh yeah, the next result was determined last night by the way (and usually are after a chapter is posted), so no one claim things are rigged or try to sway things in their favour. <_< >_> Also, I neglected to mention in the opener, at any point when you would like to commit betrayal or respond to an Interaction point that is in secret, then contact me via below: AIM: FinallicStyle Email: brilu20@hotmail.com --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/19/2008 7:52:40 PM message detail |
DC, I was wondering, how do you decide the results? Magic dice, cards, random picking? --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 7:54:44 PM message detail |
I can't reveal the entire process as that would be too.... revealing, but it involves a random number generator, rolling a die a few times and the numbers you picked during sign-ups. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 7:55:42 PM message detail |
Oh right, and this time around, uneven fights/powers can be taken into account as well. (moreso the uneven fights) --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/19/2008 8:02:17 PM message detail |
Coolio. Sounds like an interesting and complicated process. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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Hazeroth Posted 2/19/2008 8:44:33 PM message detail |
Interaction points? That's when you, in certain parts of the story, ask us what we want to do next? At the very least, that's the impression I got from the last two BR's. Awesome so far, though I completely agree with myself on killing all those animals was rather silly and cruel just because your ego demanded that you people show off. --- Hallonpaj |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 8:58:25 PM message detail |
You are correct on the interaction points. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 9:28:44 PM message detail |
Chapter 1: Gatekeepers "Marines! Rines! Lots!!" Meeptroid blurted out as he sat at his monitoring station. "Hey what the hell is going on over there?" DC asked from the other end of their standard surveillance screens. "Um...Nothing" Mario nervously answered. "It don't look like nothing." DC immediately walked over and saw on both of their screens, the unmistakable game of Starcraft. "Err... He's a little too drunk and about to get wasted by my forces soon." Mario explained. "I have something that might make it interesting." DC walked over to Meeptroid and whispered into his ear. He then walked away and returned to watching the battles. . . . Yeti and Duel walked along the dusty path under the blue sky and shining sun, Yeti walked normally while Duel had an unusual sort of jive in his hips and steps. "Seriously, stop that. You're making us look stupid." Yeti demanded. "You can't knock it 'til ya try it!" Duel responded as they continued forward. "I'll burn your ****in feet off if you don't cut it out!" Yeti screamed. Duel stopped doing his form of dancing as Yeti gave a smile of relief. He soon realized that Duel had stopped moving altogether because they had come up in front of a huge stone structure with metal gates. He, of course, came to this realization after introducing the side of his face to one of the bars on said gates. "HA, now who looks stupid?" Duel laughed. "Shut up you...!" Yeti got himself back to his feet, but then cut himself off and signaled Duel to be quiet as well by shoving his hand in his face. "Shhh... Something's not right." Yeti tried to concentrate, while Duel just looked around aimlessly. Duel suddenly pushed Yeti to the ground hard and ducked. "Hey, what the...?" Yeti was puzzled only shortly, when he saw Duel's back get struck from above by a glowing light. Duel fell into the ground hard, causing a lot of dust to kick up. Yeti craned his neck up to see Garik Loran running down the front of the structure wall with a dagger in one hand, ready to strike. "DUEL!!" Yeti started to run to him, but was halted when a blade appeared dangerously close to his neck. "I don't think so..." A figure whispered into his ear. Yeti watched as Duel was able to use his powerful arm and barely swat away the oncoming attacker, about to land a finishing stab. Garik seemed to hover through the air for a moment, turning himself in perfect position to land onto his feet safely. "Think again!" Yeti shouted as he ignited his hand on fire and shoved it against the attacker's body. The swordsman screamed in pain as he stepped back, but also attempted to slice Yeti's throat instinctively. Yeti was barely able to avoid a fatal cut, but received a gash on his cheek instead. He finally got the chance to see that his opponent was none other than Radicus, Garik's partner. "Your body may burn brightly, but your heart and soul lack that same fire." Radicus stated as he used a nearby rock ball to leap past Yeti and towards Duel/Garik's position. Yeti saw Garik not even attacking Duel, but rather just dodging. "Damn, these guys had plans... GOOD plans." Yeti said to himself as Radicus was about to blindside Duel. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 9:29:17 PM message detail |
"You're ****ed!" Duel announced as he was about to throw a massive punch that he deemed unavoidable in Garik's current situation. Suddenly a wall of flame flickered out in front of him, preventing the blow. Just as Duel stopped, Radicus had slashed his sword down in front of him, where his arm would be had he attacked. "Hey, what gives?! YETI!!" Duel demanded an explanation. "I'm... returning the favour of shoving me?" Yeti stammered out. There was little time to talk after that as Radicus and Garik resumed fighting. Duel was clearly outmatched in speed, especially with a 2 on 1 scenario becoming inevitable. As Radicus faked an attack that Duel already committed to trying to stop, Garik leaped over him and had a free shot. Garik spun in the air expertly and soared past Duel, plunging his dagger straight into his left arm. Duel turned his attention to Garik, wincing in pain with blood dripping from his arm and his right hand wrenching at the weapon. "Too easy." Radicus spoke ominously as he was about to kill Duel from behind with his katana-like sword. Yeti protected his teammate by tackling the dangerous swordsman and grabbing hold of his wrist under where the sword was held. Radicus screamed again as his wrist began burning and burning as Yeti's hand was bright with fire. His lethal sword fell to the ground as he could hold on no more. Garik landed perfectly again and as soon as he did, used his telekinesis to bring a flat stone into his hand. He got a smile on his face as he intended to hammer the dagger further into Duel's hard skin."This'll really hinder that strength of his." He spun around preparing to run circles around Duel again, and never saw anything coming. Duel had pulled out the dagger and shoved it right into Garik's face, directly between the eyes. The metal gates rang out as Duel slammed Garik's body against them. With the impact, blood splashed off the steel of the dagger and onto Duel's clothes and face. Duel gave an evil smile as he looked at the face with a blade wedged into it. In his mind, he had only wished the victim was... younger. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 9:29:57 PM message detail |
Despite the searing pain on his arm, Radicus was able to fight Yeti off of him and pick up his sword. However, due to the damage, he favoured his usual attacking hand greatly and had to switch to the opposite one. With his great swordsmanship, he was able to hold his own with Yeti and keep him at bay, even with his opposite hand. "Damn it, Garik! I could use some assistance!" Radicus called out without taking his eyes off Yeti. "He's over here!" Duel answered as Radicus turned to his direction, he saw a body flying at his head and Radicus bent backwards with stupendous reflexes. However, as the body flew above his horizontal upper body, he came face to face with the grim sight of his partner's demise. "Quick, light my hand!" Duel ran forward, following his projectile and directing his partner. Yeti placed his palm over Duel's fist as he swung it back for an obvious punch, then flamed it. Radicus now saw Garik's feet fly past him as he stood back vertical to resume the fight. Unlike Garik, he saw something, but he could not move fast enough regardless. Duel's flaming fist knocked a powerful shot into his head, shattering bones on impact. Radicus fell back to the ground, actually not far from where Garik's body landed. Radicus lay there, within less than an inch of his life. "If he's not dead, he's definitely dying. We should go..." Yeti suggested. "Hmm, perhaps. But then it'd be a crime if we left this Japanese guy here like this!" Duel countered. "Um... I don't think he's Jap.... Never mind." "I have an idea!" Duel sang out with glee. . . . "EWWW!" DC almost turned from the screen, though he couldn't bear to look away. "Meh, I think I did that to someone once before." Deity said. "That's sick... I wonder how that Starcraft game is going. Meeptroid should've took my advice." DC noted. "WTF, mass carriers?!?" Mario exclaimed from his chair as Meeptroid was holding his arms up in victory. "Well look at that." DC said to an uninterested Deity. . . . "So... Where to now?" Yeti asked Duel "Hmm..." Duel began to stand up after his kill, "Well, we could go past those gates and see what's on the other side, or head back that way. It looked like there was a town or something. Towns have lots of babies!" "Hey Duel!" Yeti screamed as he ran up to the gates, "I think I can see a castle over there!" "Seriously!? Maybe there's a royal baby or something!" --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 9:36:03 PM message detail |
User Interaction Point: Yeti & Duel (contact may be done via post or AIM) Where do you go? 1. Through the gate 2. Back down the road 3. Stay in this area and look for anything useful What do you do with the weapons of the dead? 1. Take the katana and leave the dagger in his face 2. Take the dagger, leave katana 3. Take both 4. Leave both. Participants Drake - Sledgehammer Bane - Sword Mac JJ AdmiralViscen - Sword, bow with 15 arrows Yeti Ajain - Battle Axe Rob Duel Nikon - Sword Jial Silverthorn Crow - Dagger, spear HandofThrawn - Sharp, pointy stick Mad Kowulluh Hawk Eye Sgt. Bofa Hazeroth Sileo - Dagger x2 Tithenion Dead Garik Loran, stabbed in face by Duel Radicus, killed by Duel/Yeti --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Sea Bass Posted 2/19/2008 9:58:19 PM message detail |
****ing kick ass. --- Juggling Joker 4: Anything I say makes a good sig |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 2/19/2008 10:31:56 PM message detail |
That's good stuff. Too bad Duel's guy is a rip off of my guy from last time. He fails at creativity. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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jukester Posted 2/19/2008 10:38:17 PM message detail |
SHENANIGANS! jukester |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 10:47:22 PM message detail |
juke, I was surprised as you are, both at the double kill and the persons it was committed to. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/19/2008 11:11:59 PM message detail |
This may sound a bit biased (and it most certainly is), but that was ****ing awesome. I didn't expect two deaths so quickly. Boy, I'm glad I'm partnered with Duel, he's a powerhouse. And sick, but that's why we make a good team. What a crazy start. I accept Face's request, and slightly cringe at how his number picked and attitude match mine. Jukester was dead on (lol puns). Oddly enough, I picked the same number as them. Of course, I have no idea what that means, if anything. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/19/2008 11:22:40 PM message detail |
Why would I have you pick numbers if they mean nothing?!!? --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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yeti Posted 2/19/2008 11:26:20 PM message detail |
To screw with our heads maybe? I just meant that I didn't know how it would effect the tournament. --- Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - Elbert Hubbard |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/19/2008 11:26:25 PM message detail |
Wicked. Haha, juke sucks. --- ZSB Nation: In Mac We Trust {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™ |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/19/2008 11:40:51 PM message detail |
O_O Freaking...awesome! That was an excellent round of killing. More I say! --- The more things change, the more they stay the same... MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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Tithenion Posted 2/20/2008 12:11:41 AM message detail |
Wow, sweet! I wasn't expecting a kill that quick either. --- ITT: people who think westernized names are standard. - Kabuki Tanooki I live in the East coast and I hear all this crap - Audiosol |
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jukester Posted 2/20/2008 12:41:51 AM message detail |
I blame Face! I should never have accepted any partnerships! I should've gone rogue like I wanted to! Rawrrr! jukester |
