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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/9/2007 12:54:37 AM message detail |
"...Who... who is it?!" JJ bellowed. "Room service!" A male voice hollared from the other side. "What do you want?" "Captain krosser wanted me to deliver you some food, thought you might be hungry." The man answered. "What do you have for me?" JJ questioned again. "It's really an assortment of dishes, it's probably best if you open the door and see for yourself! krosser also sent down porno magazines in case you got bored!" "Oh boy!! I'll be right there!" JJ excitedly answered and ran to the door to unlock it. As soon as he opened the metal door a smidge, it burst open and knocked him the ground. The door swung open now to reveal Mac standing in the doorway with a triumphant smile on his face. "Sorry, the only course today is a dose of Mac whooping your ass and it only involves brief nudity." Mac announced. "Arrgh, tricked me!" "Don't feel too bad, the only consequence is that you'll be dead in a few seconds!" Mac screamed out his comment as he lashed his swordchuks at the prone JJ. JJ rolled to the side in time to avoid being hit and quickly asked something that had come to his mind. "How did you find me?!" "Once I offed that Radicus fool, it was a simple matter of tracking the noise. A gun is not the quietest of tools, I hope you realize." Mac laid his question to rest and again attacked. JJ rolled to his stomach and kicked Mac's shins to force him stumbling backwards. That was all the time JJ needed to get back to his feet and rush back to the computer console where his sledgehammer lay up against. Mac let out another scream of attack from behind, and that audio cue triggered JJ to blindly turn and swing his hammer. By sheer luck, the hammer knocked away the swordchuks and JJ took his opening to swing a second time. The hammer caught Mac's cheek and sent him in a daze to the ground. Mac lay face down on the floor and then suddenly felt the floor shake as loud sounds followed. It sounded like someone was bashing something. Still dizzy and trying to regain his bearings, he heard JJ's voice call out, "Ha, that takes care of your stupid gimmicky weapon!" Mac then heard the unmistakable sound of a keyboard being typed on rapidly. Mac turned his head to see his swordchuks lying on the ground in a heap with the ends badly mangled. This image snapped Mac back into reality as he faced JJ's direction to see him finishing up his typing. The screen suddenly went black with a 5 minute counter appear on it, the lights on the ship all went red and a mechanical voice announced over the intercoms, "Self-destruct sequence engaged" "What did you just do?!" Mac demanded as he rose to his feet. "You're not making it off this ship alive. All I have to do is kill you or knock you out, then I make a mad dash to the lifeboats, and I'm the winner of this damn contest!" JJ gave an evil laugh. "Your scrawny legs couldn't possibly get you that far in 5 minutes!" "Oh they can, I can sprint like a deer! And unlike that part on Dragonball Z, these 5 minutes aren't going to last 10 episodes, so you might want to savour your life's last moments." JJ answered again with an evil laugh. After finishing his taunt, he grabbed his hammer to attack MacDaddy, unfortunately Mac had that already on his mind and was running towards JJ already. Mac beat JJ to the punch and managed to take the hammer away from him. He raised it over his head and swung it down upon JJ, but JJ again evaded death and Mac struck the computer terminal behind him instead. 4 minutes to self destruct "Way to kill our time, ****" JJ responded to the announcement. . . . --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/9/2007 1:04:35 AM message detail |
krosser and LikeWhoa also received the announcements inside their cabin as the red lights flashed all around them. "looks like its sinking i better get out of here" krosser said. "Spankin' hams! I best be moving my tush too!" LikeWhoa added as they both got up to escape. "seems my life is flashing before my eyes but the only thing i remember is quid eating my goldfish" krosser noted as he took a moment to reflect on the situation. . . . "Bah, I don't even have time to annihilate your sorry ass! I gotta mosey my ass out of here!" Mac shouted as he hurled the sledgehammer to the ground. Mac raced to the door with JJ not far behind. They both burst out of the room to hear the sound of doors falling and locking themselves from the ceilings. Mac looked on the right to see a series of 5 doors shutting before the nearest exit, JJ turned to his left to see the exact same. They both noted that as each door shut, there was a keypad on the wall to control it. Lockdown sequence complete "Oops." JJ let out with a sigh as he stood back to back with Mac. "You always have to make things more difficult don't you?" Mac said with an exasperated look. ------- Contestant Status Mac JJ Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ BlisteredOtter, decapitated by Mac RadicusPoint, thrown into lava by Mac Moon, gassed and shot by JJ U.I.P. #8: The Road to Victory This is it for JJ and Mac! It's a race to the finish with only one who will be left standing. Here's how it will work: as you read, 5 doors lie before both of you. Each door's corresponding keypad has the numbers 0-9 on them. Every door will open when the single digit correct number is punched into it. None of the doors use the same number to open it, but you both have the same answer set. To enter your codes: 1. Put down 0-9 in the order you'd like your character to input into the keypads. Once you hit the number, the door opens so you can move on. 2. Put down where you'd like to resume once you open a door, whether it be at the start of your list again or from where it previously was, or even wherever the hell you want, as long as you give specific instructions. Ex: your first 3 choices are 3, 4, 5. The door code is 4 and opens, did you want to start back at the 3 or continue on where you were before with the 5 being next and so on. Ask any questions here, but it should be clear enough. Send in your responses to brilu20@hotmail.com and may the best man win. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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EruptionBlade Posted 4/9/2007 5:51:41 AM message detail |
Sent my response. --- Ain't no thang. Juggling Joker! |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/9/2007 3:20:11 PM message detail |
"Sorry, the only course today is a dose of Mac whooping your ass and it only involves brief nudity." New funniest line, right there. Oh, and sent. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/9/2007 4:26:58 PM message detail |
*checks both codes* Wow, that was close! One of you got off to a great start, but then it started to go a little downhill. After checking both (judged by how many times you had to push buttons), the winner is clear. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/9/2007 5:04:23 PM message detail |
It better be me... --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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EruptionBlade Posted 4/9/2007 8:23:38 PM message detail |
He wouldn't be happy if it was me. --- Ain't no thang. Juggling Joker! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/11/2007 12:56:57 AM message detail |
Chapter 27: Road to Victory j.A. WIth the red lights and sirens going off all around Mac and JJ, they locked up with one another to try and get in some attacks. As soon as they had left the boiler room, the large metal door shut behind them, leaving them surrounded on all sides with the two initial keypads to open the ways out. "If I can't get out of here alive, I'm taking you down with me!!!" JJ exclaimed as Mac slowly began to overpower him. "Well, at least you know already that you're not leaving here alive!" Mac responded as JJ slowly began to sink to one knee. Three minutes to self-destruction "**** this!" Mac announced as he kicked JJ against the nearest wall and turned around to face his nearest keypad. He immediately pressed the first number he saw at the centre of the panel and the light turned from red to green instantly! The door raised open as Mac gave a quick wave to JJ and ran towards the next barrier. "Damn it!" JJ grumbled to himself as he picked himself up to get to the number panel on his side. Each button he pressed resulted in a buzzing sound and a brief moment afterwards when the panel froze any further entries, before unlocking again. Finally JJ hit the "5" key and was rewarded with his green light, he glanced at Mac's side to see that he had already moved on to the third door! JJ moved on to face his second keypad and was met with more of the same buzzes as before. He was extremely peeved that this was a simple task to open these doors, yet his techie skills were of no aid to him here. Finally, he slammed the "7" key and the door raised open, JJ checked again to see Mac had just opened his third door now. "I'm not gaining any ****in ground here!" Two minutes to self-destruction . . . With the lifeboat (made of the same alloy as the ship was), sailing away from the impressive vessel, krosser and LikeWhoa took turns rowing away to safety from the impending disaster. "well likewhoa we seem to have another adventure ahead of us what do you think" Captain krosser said as he knew his title would soon have no meaning to it. "Sodomy?" His first mate answered with a smile. "i do not agree" . . . --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/11/2007 12:57:45 AM message detail |
"I was doing so damn well too!" Mac screamed in frustration as the fourth door he encountered seem to be giving him much grief. Mac had checked a moment ago and saw that he was still ahead of JJ by a slight bit, but as he was locked out of the system again, he now saw JJ had reached the fourth door as well. "Gotta be number 9 this time, damn it." Mac mumbled as he knew it was the last possible solution. The door raised open as he expected, but he wasn't too happy with how things had turned. One minute to self-destruction "C'mon... YES!" JJ hopped up and down with glee as the fourth door opened for him too. He too, checked once more and saw he had cut into Mac's lead by quite a bit. His face smiled from ear to ear as he could feel that he was going to come out of this alright. It was around the third try on the final door that JJ's entry was met with a puzzling answer. The light glowed brighter red and the screen now read, "Operation in use". JJ didn't know what this had meant, but looked at Mac to see his answer. It was nothing but brightness over there, Mac's path was open and now JJ's side was inoperable! "****!" JJ shouted as he punched the keypad into the wall and sprinted towards Mac's direction. As he passed by the point of origin where they started their battle, he could hear the ship starting to go down, explosions were going off all around just where he had just ran past and he was running for his life now to the exit. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/11/2007 12:58:20 AM message detail |
Mac was now running around with a sense of urgency, out on the deck of the ship. The sky outdoors was a mild overcast as the sunrise had completed itself not too long ago. Mac located what he was looking for as he grabbed the katana he plunged into the captain's quarters just prior to heading into the depths of the ship. However, as he placed his hand on the handle and pulled it out, JJ's hand came out of nowhere to grab onto it as well! "I'll be taking that and your life as well." JJ stated with an ominous grin on his face. "I beg to differ!" Mac grunted as he pulled the sword towards him. A brief tug-o-war ensued between the two. WIth explosions now reaching the deck itself, they were forced to only grasp the sword by one hand and run together to the front of the ship as it began to turn upwards and sink into the sea of lava. The ship began to shake with tremendous force now as the last big bang was about to commence, the two of them continued to battle for the weapon on the bow of the ship as the inevitable had begun. Mac finally was able to elbow JJ in the face enough to loosen his grip and win the katana. Immediately after, the ship gave off a massive explosion sending Mac flying through the air at an arc with katana in hand. He felt safe and gratified for the moment, but soon was disrupted as he could hear the unmistakable shriek of JJ spinning through the air too. He was launched at an even faster rate and was catching up to Mac fast! "Victory will be mine!" JJ yelled at the top of his lungs with his arm extended outward to grab Mac as soon as he came within reach. With both of them still ascending higher and leaving trails of smoke behind them from their burnt shoes, JJ finally touched Mac's legs and was about to grab hold. "Open wide, mother ******!" Mac shouted as loud as he could as he swung his arm down and released the katana. The sword was dead on and soared straight down and into JJ's mouth. It cut straight through down the middle and actually exited out the other end. Mac felt the hands on his legs grow limp as they, and the half of body they were attached to, plummeted to the ground in opposite directions. Mac was relieved to see his opponent no longer being a problem, but now his heart raced even faster as his current problem of not being able to fly was still unsolved. Mac could feel his body losing momentum as he would soon reach the high point of his flight, his mind searched itself for an idea rapidly but came up with nothing for this situation, he closed his eyes as he began to accept the fact that he still may not make it out of here alive. Mac began to descend and drop as his arms and legs flailed in the air. The air whipped past his face and dried his lips within seconds. His hair tussled freely and his limbs spread out in all directions. His hands felt as if the air was about to assimilate them into itself, then suddenly they were met within the grasp of ones who were much larger than his. Mac no longer felt the sensation of falling through the air and hesitantly opened his eyes to see he was being carried. He looked up to see DC and his bodyguards looking out the door of a helicopter with his hand firmly held by Beefer's. "It's about time you got here. We've been expecting you!" DC scolded as they pulled Mac up on board. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 4/11/2007 4:19:03 PM message detail |
Huzzah! --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/11/2007 5:10:26 PM message detail |
YIPPEE KI-YAY, JJ! --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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EruptionBlade Posted 4/11/2007 6:45:42 PM message detail |
Told ya. --- Ain't no thang. Juggling Joker! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/13/2007 12:04:54 AM message detail |
Epilogue Part 1 "Oooh, comfy!" Mac giggled as he sat down and was welcomed into the helicopter that was in flight over the simmering lava below. He was offered an assortment of drinks by the stewardess on board and responded with a snide sexual based remark about wanting to have her instead of the drinks. The woman shook her head and merely told Mac she would return with something in a little while. "You certainly are happy to be where you are right now," Strider began. "Why shouldn't I be? I'm alive, that's reason enough." Mac responded. "You don't feel remorseful at all?" VGMan asked. "You don't feel the least bit sorry for the other people that were killed and that some were done so directly by your actions?" DC added. "Now that you mention it, that really does make you think." Mac answered as the stewardess brought him a drink. "But now that time is over!" Mac raised his glass high and chugged it down. "Well anyway, congratulations on winning Mac, but there's still more work to be done! We must issue you your prize. We'll be doing so as soon as the lava below us has hardened and is safed to walk onto." DC shook Mac's hand during his spiel. "Man, I have so many plans for my million dollars, baby!" "Who? What? There's no million involved!" DC responded to Mac's assumption. "No million?!? Then what the **** did I win? By the way, why can't we just land back at the bunker we started at instead of waiting this long ass time?!" Mac shouted back. "Oh, your prize will be presented in due time. As for the bunker, it's a completely safe distance from the lava, but it seems fitting if we do it outdoors." Strider cut in to answer instead. "That seems suspicious..." Mac's voice trailed off. "Would you be surprised if there were cause to be suspicious?" DC spoke again. "Not really..." "Then enjoy the ride." Later... The chopper's blades began to spin slower and slower as the vehicle set itself down on the blackened ground. The passengers inside hopped out one by one on the ground that felt very soft and warm, but clearly safe enough to walk on. Mac began to get impatient as DC and his crew began to unload their cargo onto the ground. Three large crates were unloaded in total and the three bodyguards each stood next to a crate. It was now around noon and the sun shone brightly with a somewhat firm breeze blowing through the open field. "How do you feel, Mac?" DC opened the conversation. "I feel like I'm going to kill all of you just to get my prize!" Mac stomped a foot in frustration. "Calm down, boyo. I don't know if you've figured it out by now or if HoT has described this to you, but clearly you only get ONE of the prizes within these three crates." "That's a jip!" Mac's anger increased. "Then I'll let you in on a secret. These prizes contain items that will bestow upon you great power. You're automatically entered into the next Battle Royale contest where things will be a bit different. We're not going to be bound by the laws of nature or science, the next contest will feature contestants with powers, superpowers if you will. These items are all excellent choices that will aid you in your next conquest to be champion and you will be able to enjoy to do as you wish with these until that time comes." DC took a few short breaths after finally explaining. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/13/2007 12:08:21 AM message detail |
"Superpowers you say? MacDaddy the Great has the oppurtunity now to become even greater!" Mac said with a smile on his face at last. "Wonderful, then let me begin by giving you the descriptions of the contents and we'll give you some time to think it over." DC walked over to the leftmost crate that VGMan stood beside. "In essence, this whole contest is centered around entertainment. We enjoyed it, you enjoyed it, our fans enjoyed it. Each of these crates' powers are taken from a different media world for you to pick from. First off, VGMan here has the crate with which we can all relate to. It's the crate that has brought us all together you could say. It represents the world of video games! Yes, we have managed to take a iconic piece of the massive video gaming world and place it in this box for you to use and destroy your opponents with. What it is though, I can't say. Already there's quite a list probably racing through your head." DC finished his first speech. "Fans? What fans?!" Mac gave a puzzled look. "Moving along now!" DC walked over to the middle crate that Beefer stood behind. "Now when someone says superpowers, what do you instantly think of? That's right, comics. It's popularity as a media form probably isn't as popular right now than previously, but it was the perfect place for us to replicate a prize for you to take and mould into your own. That's really all I can say for this one." DC began to proceed to Strider's third crate. "I just hope it's not Batman's powers. By that I mean his non-existant ones other than the fact he's stinkin' rich! Actually... that's not a bad choice..." Mac began to think to himself. "Lastly, my voice is giving out so I'll just say that the last media form is the realm of movies! Do I really need to say anymore? Same stuff I just said about the other crates, just that this one takes after movies, damn it!" DC shouted as his voice was giving out. "Man, if Wacky saw what was in this box, he'd mark out soooo bad." DC whispered to Strider and received an agreeing nod. "Hmmmmm...." Mac stood there with his hand under his chin to ponder his decision. ----- Contestant Status Mac Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ BlisteredOtter, decapitated by Mac RadicusPoint, thrown into lava by Mac Moon, gassed and shot by JJ JJ, severed in half by Mac ---- Final U.I.P: MacDaddy Mike Do I really need to tell you what this is? Choose your prize, mate! Think hard about this one since it will also determine your character heavily for the next game. (if there ever is one) Otherwise, you get to have kick ass powers. No need for email here, a simple post will do. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/14/2007 9:58:29 PM message detail |
Ima go with VGMan's. (Come on, Kuribo's Shoe!) --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/15/2007 11:14:45 PM message detail |
Final chapter to be posted this week, last chance to get yourself caught up if you haven't already and also to get in any votes before tallying. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/19/2007 11:12:05 PM message detail |
Er bump. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/21/2007 12:36:04 AM message detail |
Epilogue Part 2 "Well, when you put things that way..." Mac finally began to make a decision, "Ima gonna have to go with... VGMan's crate! Number 1!" "Are you sure?" DC asked one last time. "Very." Mac said with the utmost confidence. "All right then!" DC responded then turned to face his men. With a single nod, Strider and Beefer began to lift their rejected crates back into the helicopter. VGMan himself stepped forward with his crate, heading towards Mac with it. With the other crates loaded up, all four of them began to circle Mac and his new unopened prize. Mac rubbed his hands together anxiously as he approached it. "Once again Mac, congratulations, we look forward to having you with us next year." DC started to speak again. "Ain't no prob, it was a piece o' cake. Actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea right now..." Mac licked his lips at the new thought in his head. "I'm sure you'll get your hands on that somehow," The helicopter blades behind DC began to spin, "We must be off though, much work to do. Enjoy your reward!" DC gave a nod. "Um, thanks!" Mac waved to DC, but then that was all he saw as everything went black. Mac fell to the ground after the blow to the back of the head he received from Beefer knocked him unconscious. "I never get to hit anyone!" VGMan began to complain. "Oh hush you!" Strider retorted back. "Ok ok, let's get the suit onto him and get the hell out of here." DC instructed. . . . Mac awoke to find himself in a daze with his body aching. He lifted his hand to rub his head but soon realized he couldn't make direct contact, it was as if he had a helmet on. Mac's vision recovered and he could see that his arms were now covered in an orange metal of some kind. In fact, his whole body was now covered in it. He patted his head all around to try and remove his helmet, but no use. In the process, he hit several buttons unknowingly and his vision changed immediately. The first time, everything went all blue except for certain things that gave off an orangy and yellowish glow. The second time, things seemed to look very transparent and see through. The third yielded his vision to return almost to normal, except that things were darker and small prints of information seemed to pop up in front of him. Mac began to panic a little at these new abilities and eventually was able to return his vision to normal. For the moment, Mac decided it was best not to play around with this new suit he was in. He looked around to see the DC, his cohorts and the helicopter had vanished. The crate was still in front of him, but the lid was open and a piece of paper had been affixed to the side. Mac walked to the paper as best he could in his new form and read it. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/21/2007 12:37:28 AM message detail |
Dear Mac, Hope you enjoy your new suit. I had a hard time deciding what to put inside of the crate, but I think you'll be happy with my selection. Something tells me that you might've liked one of the other prizes even MORE, but nonetheless you should have fun with this as well. You've got lots of time to fiddle with it and practice with it to hone your skills for the next contest. This time will prove to be invaluable against your adversaries. I don't know if orange is your colour, but fear not, in the crate you will still find some paints that you can use to maybe touch yourself up a bit. Maybe make yourself into a Mega Man, haha. Anyway, best of luck to you and have fun. See you next year!!! ;) Sincerely, DC, Strider, Beefer and VGMan Mac finished reading the note and crumpled it up into a ball then discarded it. This was all happening so fast! Mac started to sit down and absorb everything that just happened, when suddenly the suit and his body started to fold into itself as tiny as possible into a sphere. Mac glanced around inside the sphere to see electromagnetic pulses all around him and didn't dare try to think how this was even possible. With a single movement, he was able to roll around with ease, although he was starting to feel sick to his stomach. Mac stretched his limbs out and soon the suit unraveled itself to its original standing position. It was just now that Mac noticed his left hand was now an arm cannon. It still felt as if his hand were there, but he could plainly see it was a cannon. Perhaps his hand was still hidden inside, but in either case, he was getting peeved. He clenched his hands into fists and the cannon began charging! Mac began to panic as the ball of energy charged up and grew larger and larger. He flailed his arms about frantically and finally released it as it shot off into the distance at an amazing speed. The huge ball sped off and crashed into a small cliff not too far away. The cliff crumbled to pieces as Mac stared at what he had just accomplished so easily. "I think I am going to like this!" Mac exclaimed. The End ------- Battle Royale II Statistics Winner: MacDaddy Mike Chapters: 27 Prizes awarded: Samus suit (game crate) Prizes unclaimed: Symbiote (comic crate), Jedi Powers (movie crate) Deaths: 20 (not counting cameos) Firearm related deaths = 6 Melee deaths = 11 Environmental deaths = 4 Weapon dealing most deaths = GLOCK Time elapsed: Approx. 14-15 hours in game time Awards 1. Best Battle - No clear winner 2. Best weapon - Sword chuks, extremely clear winner 3. Smartest character - Cauchy 4. Best Death - TornadosD 5. Best line/catchphrase - "OW!! My arm!" Clink "Uh oh..." BOOM! 6. Worst battle - HoT vs GValko 7. Most Jackass character - Tie: Duel and JJ 8. New skill/style system, yay or nay & comments - YAY 9. BR I vs. BR II - BR II, barely an edge though. Murderer (Most kills): JJ (4) Honourable mentions: Mac (3.5), Snowman (2.5) World Traveller (travelled most distance): JJ Femme Fatale (Female with most kills): Moon Tank (absorbed most damage): TornadosD Superstar (appearances in chapters drew in higher audiences): Duel --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/21/2007 12:40:58 AM message detail |
And so ends another long run. Man, when juke proposed I do this again, I didn't think it'd take THIS long. Thanks to all of my readers and those who participated. Big thanks to jukester for his help, his dialogue scripts made this even better than ever. Give him a round of applause as well. We'll see if I'm ever ready to do this again for a third time. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike: Winner of the ZSB Battle Royale II |
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Beefer Posted 4/21/2007 2:13:09 AM message detail |
*hits DC with steel chair* BEEFER AM WIN NOW! AM BESHT!!! --- "BEEFY, STEAMY, and Hard To Resist!" |
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VGman2 Posted 4/21/2007 2:34:43 AM message detail |
Good lord, the legend lives! --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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CTrunks Posted 4/21/2007 2:53:02 AM message detail |
Wewt, won something! =D Also, giving Mac a Metroid suit is like giving Polas the Shoe...no good could come of it...well, some good. He could stomp on Link using Din's Fire. XD --- Relinquish your grip upon the stick, sir, the horse is tired of being beaten. |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/21/2007 4:23:56 AM message detail |
Nice prize there Mac. I was expecting something related to guns, but Samus' armor...that's some good stuff. Beefer, what rock have you been hiding under? It's been a while since you appeared around here. As I said in my vote, this version of the BR gets my vote for the best, largely because the two nuts writing this up did a fantastic job. Here's hoping we see number three sooner rather than later. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 4/21/2007 7:33:05 AM message detail |
That is so eff'n awesome I'm at a loss for words. You guys really are incredible and did a fantastic job. I can't wait till the next one, but I think I should, so you get to live out your well-deserved break from this one. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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Angel JJ Posted 4/21/2007 9:41:39 AM message detail |
[09:40:09] JJ: It's just like Halo 2 [09:40:25] JJ: I was a huge jackass to everyone, got the most kills, and still managed to lose [09:41:23] DC: somehow --- Life is so much simpler with a gun in your hand. Juggling Joker! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/21/2007 9:42:46 AM message detail |
Holy crap we've attracted a Beefer! <_< >_> Anyway, during a convo with Mac, he actually guessed at what his prize was and said "Jedi powers". I let him know he picked the wrong crate, haha. Glad he's happy with it, I'm not sure how he would've liked having the third (symbiote) prize. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |