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Battle Royale II: Street Fight
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jukester Posted 2/28/2007 8:58:35 PM message detail |
DC seems to have forgotten that BO died and did not remove him from the contestant status part. He also forgot I had a katana. jukester |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/28/2007 8:59:07 PM message detail |
I also forgot that Moon took the gun from JJ. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/1/2007 6:27:41 PM message detail |
I finally caught up with this. Damn, those were some great last few episodes. 1. Best Battle - JJ vs. Mac vs. Snowman vs. Deity vs. Duel 2. Best weapon - SWORD-CHUCKS 3. Smartest character - Cauchy 4. Best Death - Poor Tornados 5. Best line/catchphrase - "Cough, you heard my comment five minutes ago and only show up NOW?!?" (JJ - Chapter 19) 6. Worst battle - Eh, I like them all? 7. Most Jackass character - Tie between Duel and JJ, but JJ's still alive, so him 8. New skill/style system, yay or nay & comments - I think it's fantastic, and adds more depth and interaction to the whole thing 9. BR I vs. BR II - Eh, this one's tough for me. I liked the story more in BRI (especially my scenes) but BRII has been more entertaining and better developed technically, with the contestant participation and whatnot --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/1/2007 10:48:11 PM message detail |
For the first vote, I'm going to assume you mean chapter 19 and just accidentally put in Deity. (He was dead at the start of the chapter) --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/2/2007 3:10:39 PM message detail |
I'm just gonna assume that SHUT UP. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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Viridian Moon Posted 3/2/2007 7:08:13 PM message detail |
I would do that, but I haven't read any of the old stuff in a really long time and I don't remember now. Good job, though; keep it coming! Can I just vote myself for all the good things? :D --- "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx [NaNoWriMo 05/06 Winner] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/2/2007 10:46:30 PM message detail |
Sorry, can't vote for yourself for more than one category. You can still fill it out and leave some blank. The more votes the better. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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CTrunks Posted 3/3/2007 11:28:49 PM message detail |
...ATM, since I'll have to re-read, I'll just put my vote for 5) in. 5) "OW!! My arm!" Clink "Uh oh.." BOOM --- Relinquish your grip upon the stick, sir, the horse is tired of being beaten. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/6/2007 11:23:47 PM message detail |
I'll probably fill one out too this year myself. New chapter hasn't even begun yet. <_< >_> --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/10/2007 11:26:38 PM message detail |
Well, I might as well fill one out as much as I can. New chapter ready soon. (bump) 1. Best Battle - AV vs. TornadosD 2. Best weapon - Gonna have to go with Sword-chuks as well 3. Smartest character - Cauchy of course 4. Best Death - Also gonna have to say TD 5. Best line/catchphrase - Can be any spoken thing in the BR up to this point. Please include what chapter it's from if it's not clear. - "Anotherwords, you is DEAD!" - Duel 6. Worst battle - HoT vs GValko, only cause it wasn't even a battle, haha. 7. Most Jackass character - Duel 8. New skill/style system, yay or nay & comments - It was my idea, of course yay. 9. BR I vs. BR II - Can't say, I'll let you all decide. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 3/11/2007 12:35:36 AM message detail |
Ha, 50% correct with my projections. Not bad, I say. Curse that JJ. And Mac too, I guess, but not as much. 1. Best Battle - All-in at the end was really good. 2. Best weapon - Sword-Chucks, yo 3. Smartest character - JJ (I'm assuming he hotwired those vehicles) 4. Best Death - In order of preference, TD for gore and VonKat for comic relief. 5. Best line/catchphrase - "Oops, your foot hit my ass on the way out! Hahahaaha!" - JJ, Chapter 9 6. Worst battle - HoT VS GValko Stealth kills are better on supporting characters than main ones. A red-shirt kind of thing, if you catch my drift. 7. Most Jackass character - Duel, who's all dead and stuff 8. New skill/style system, yay or nay & comments - Yay 9. BR I vs. BR II - I liked the finesse theme of the first one better than the survival theme of the second one (the monocle and such would have been more suiting to the first one as well, now that I think about it). I preferred the mind games played in the first one (drugged wine, weapon gifts, staged scenarios on the chessboard and in the basement and whatnot) to the grittiness of the streets and the way everyone was metaphorically rocketed into things. Along those lines, I thought the beginning felt rushed. DC, your character seems more the type to make long, drawn-out speeches primarily because he likes hearing himself speak; your short introduction really felt out of character. The character cameos are definitely something to keep, as they add variety to the fights. I also liked how Tornados remembered the wine from the first BR at the beginning. It doesn't really matter how everyone came back from the first BR, which is good because we'd run out of competitors really quickly. The combatants remembering grudges/alliances from past BRs could make for some interesting fights. --- We just dont have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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AdmiralViscen IV Posted 3/11/2007 8:34:55 AM message detail |
I need to read this. --- Join in on One of GameFAQs' Most Historic Boards: ZSB http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/gentopic.php?board=548 {εί} |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/11/2007 11:04:36 AM message detail |
AV always seems to say this when it's almost over. <_< >_> --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/14/2007 9:05:21 PM message detail |
Chapter 23: The End of Hell Haven j.A. City Termination Sequence Initiated, a mechanical female voice announced into the monitor room. "Oh my god, what have I done?!?" VGMan started to panic as red lights started to flash all over. "Get a grip man! You just pushed the button I told you to push. The button you've been wanting to push for the last hour," DC angrily responded. "I'm sad this is coming to an end soon," Strider sadly noted. "Soon? This isn't over for awhile. These four remaining participants are quite the wily bunch," DC turned to respond to Strider's reaction to the alarms. "" Beefer inserted. "Well put, Beefer. So, we've got a bit of time before we have to make our way out there to crown a winner, should we start breaking out the wine?" DC offered his crew. "..RAGGHH!! THIS AM NOTS COFFEESEEH! GRAPES NOT BEANS!!!! RARFHHGHG HO!" Beefer expressed. "Everyone except Beefer that is..." . . . "Ha! That's what you get! I'm MacDaddy Mike the Great and I don't take crap from NOBODY!" Mac proudly announced as whatever remained of Blistered Otter settled onto the ground. "...If you truly believe everything you like to spew from your mouth, then I guess that makes me the greatest..." Moon said as she recovered from her previous attack and had her glock up against Mac's temple. "-Heh-hah! Well, uhh, I'd make a witty retort but I believe these may be my last words..." "Enough!" Moon shouted as she prepared to pull the trigger. At that moment though, the entire ground began to shake, preventing her from doing so. The tremors began to get so strong that Moon and Mac were both forced to get down on hands and knees after not able to keep their balance. JJ and Radicus, who were still on the ground, were regaining their bearings as the quakes began. JJ, still groggy, was able to get a grasp on the nearest weapon to him, BO's hammer. As everyone racked their minds trying to make sense of this sudden event, they spotted something even more bewildering off in the distance! A bright orange liquid was bursting high out of the ground and spreading fast, burning up anything in sight. "Lava!" Radicus screamed over the tremors to the others. Everyone now stared wide-eyed at this new mysterious occurence and JJ quickly had an idea to rush to his fallen motorcycle from earlier. "So long, losers!" JJ waved as he tried to rev the engine. Unfortunately, the crash he experienced rendered the motorcycle inoperable and it teetered over with JJ still on it. Saving their breath to not have to compete with the noise of the earth, everyone else simply shook their heads at his futile attempt. Finally some good luck arose, as the tremors soon ceased, however the matter of the lava burning it's way through the city towards them was still to be addressed. "What the hell just happened?!" Moon loudly demanded. "Well you see, JJ just made a fool of himself by..." Mac began to explain. "I believe the woman meant the other predicament," Radicus pointed out. "No. ****. Sherlock." Mac responded harshly. Radicus simply shot a deep, yet brief frown at Mac as they returned their attention to the lava. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/14/2007 9:07:13 PM message detail |
"Yeah... about that losers comment earlier, ummm..." JJ crawled his way back to the area where the rest of the others were. Fortunately for him, he didn't have to explain his actions, as the ground began to shake even more violently this time. Actually it seemed that the source was coming from right under them! In yet another unexpected twist, the entire concrete they were situated on began to move and retract itself slowly, revealing a secret opening. They looked around to see that pieces of the city were doing similar things all around them and the four of them did their best to try and stand up to run away with their weapons in hand. The mass of concrete they were on seemed to stop moving as they crossed an intersection, so they could now speak without having to scream. "I propose it would be best that we temporarily ally with one another until we can get a solution to our problem," Radicus offered to the group. After a few shifty eyes, the rest of them agreed for the time being. No more than 10 seconds after Radicus finished speaking, the ground began to tremble once more beneath them. This time something seemed to be emerging from the now giantic hole that was opened from the shifting streets. They could see that the lava engulfing the town was now just about a block away, but soon the object rising from the ground blocked their vision of it. Once it was fully out of it's hiding place, everyone was motionless with their mouths open. "Is this some kind of joke?" Moon said to the others. "Do you see us laughing?" Mac answered. "It's what I've always wanted for Christmas!" JJ shouted. Right in front of them in the middle of the street... stood a naval ship. The ship was quite large, about as long as a city block and two ramps off of it's sides had now just lowered themselves to the four of them. "Well now, up we go!" Mac merrily announced. "Do you seriously think that is going to protect us from LAVA?!" Moon argued. "Well, burning to a horrible death wasn't on my agenda today, so I think it's best if I head up there," Mac turned and ascended the ramp on the right. JJ soon followed him up, and Radicus took the ramp on the left. By now, Moon could hear the bubbling hot lava slowly creeping to their location, so she had no choice but to follow Radicus up the left ramp. Moon looked at the ground in disbelief as some of the orange liquid seeped through the edges where the ship met the buildings and the ship seemed unharmed completely. The others seemed to have noticed as well and were tempted to try and perhaps get a quick kill from this new discovery. Still trying to keep their promise to Radicus, Mac and JJ each subtlely tried to push or trip the other into falling off the ramp, but neither successfully did so. Being subtle wasn't Moon's forte, so she slowly rose her gun to aim it at Radicus' back. She didn't think JJ or Mac would mind even if she did break the agreement. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/14/2007 9:07:35 PM message detail |
"Do not be a fool. At least, be an honourable one anyway," Radicus lectured without turning back. Moon frowned at the mysteriously well-timed advice and lowered her gun in defeat. Finally, the four made their way onto the deck of the sterile looking ship and the ramps withdrew themselves back into the ship. No turning back now, as the lava was now surrounding the ship in all directions and buildings were slowly sinking into it as they burned. They regrouped on the bow end and pondered for a minute what to do, until they heard a door open on the stern side and two figures approached them. "Greetings folks I am krosser, this is my ship." The first man told them. "And I'm LikeWhoooooa!" said the second man. "welcome aboard! Please do not piss on the poop deck that is my job," "Whooooa!" LikeWhoa exclaimed. "LikeWhoa, you can say more than that!" krosser urged. "I once tickled a squirrel so well that it peed in my eye!" ----------- Contestant Status Mac - Sax, sword-chuks Radicus Point - katana JJ - Sledgehammer Moon - Glock with 5 shots left Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ BlisteredOtter, decapitated by Mac --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 3/14/2007 9:12:48 PM message detail |
jukester29: you fail jukester29: krosser never capitalizes DC: at least i didn't capitalize his name jukester29: nor with punctuation jukester |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/14/2007 9:18:37 PM message detail |
Do you ever relay anything I tell you to post anymore, aside from reposting the convo? --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/17/2007 11:36:42 AM message detail |
We all gonna die, aren't we? --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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summdumkid Posted 3/17/2007 11:45:41 AM message detail |
Except for me, of course. --- Butt**** is such an ugly word. Juggling Joker! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/20/2007 12:08:36 AM message detail |
Just started on the next one. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/24/2007 1:41:38 AM message detail |
Chapter 24: Encore! j.A. As the lava quickly spread across all of what was left of Hell Haven, the sun began to rise and indicate morning. With a bright orange sky and burning hot ground, one could've easily mistaken the scene for Hell itself. All around buildings were collapsing and disappearing with the lava bubbling all over. Except for the metallic ship that floated along the surface, it's resistance to even lava temperatures kept it afloat and protected from harm. The four remaining Battle Royale contestants gave a puzzled look at "captain krosser" and his first mate "LikeWhoa". They each aimed their respective weapons at the two of them and krosser continued speaking without a flinch. "people this is going to be your final battleground so make sure you do what you need to ok" "Yes, this is going to be the last place you'll ever be! Unless you survive. Or something. ...I'm wet!" LikeWhoa added. "I demand you explain to us what just happened and where all this lava came from!" Moon ordered as she cocked her gun at him. "i shall enter the cabin for my annual foot rest likewhoa!" krosser again ignored the others and turned to enter his quarters. LikeWhoa eagerly followed and waved them good bye. "Well, if that it what things have come to, may the best..." Radicus began speaking but then noticed that no one was around. BANG was heard off on the other side of the ship. "Get back here!!" A female voice screamed. "Can't catch me, baby!" A male voice responded. Radicus instantly recognized the two to be Moon and JJ, evidently already starting to resume battling. "I believe now that only leaves one other person..." Radicus grimly stated the obvious as he grasped his katana tightly. "Tell you what, I'll save you the suspense of looking for me and you can surrender now as I kill you!" Mac revealed himself from around a nearby corner with swordchuks in hand and saxophone on back. "Your wicked skills, although respectable, shall not prevail," Radicus warned as he assumed a stance with his katana. "Har har sensei! You can't handle what I'm packing! I bet you want a piece of THIS!" Mac gave a cocky grin and switched his weapons, now holding his saxophone. "Right, you remember how I humiliated you in front of that empty theatre with my insanely good musical talent," "As I recall, the conclusion was undecided," Radicus answered back. "Hmph, well that's too bad. It looks to me that you don't even have an instrument anymore. I guess I win by default, but I'll still play you a song anyway, sensei," Mac announced as he began to blow into the sax. He began to play a recognizable tune from Mozart, it didn't take long for Radicus to begin attacking Mac however. Radicus slashed his katana in an attempt to destroy the instrument, but Mac raised it high enough to avoid harm and brought it down on Radicus' head. He continued the musical piece as Radicus lay on the ground, but soon had it snatched from him when Radicus stole the saxophone while getting back up. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/24/2007 1:42:08 AM message detail |
"Allow me," Radicus continued the song at the exact point where Mac had stopped and played with skill that was virtually equal to Mac's. Mac didn't appreciate the thievery and immediately tried to retaliate. The length of his swordchuks allowed him to strike from a fair distance and almost caught Radicus off guard. He was able to dodge the strike, but had to stop playing as well. Mac launched a relentless distance assault on Radicus and was finally able to pierce the saxophone's shell with one of his knife ends. With the sharp edge stuck in the instrument, Mac pulled it back towards him, but didn't even attempt to play the damaged object. Instead in a fit of rage, he smashed it repeatedly to the ground, leaving a crumpled pile on the ground. "It seems I've struck a chord with you!" Radicus criticized Mac's loss of control. "Funny man eh!?! Let's see if you can laugh while burning to death!" Mac furiously shouted and charged with eyes filled of rage. Radicus' plan to enrage him to throw off his game had worked... in a way. Radicus found it now rather easy to avoid or block Mac's swordchuks, but Mac's assault still left very little openings to actually mount offense of his own. It didn't make things any easier when Mac decided to start throwing punches and kicks into the mix. Soon enough, Mac's attacks got slightly more sloppy and Radicus was finally able to get a good shot on Mac's forehead with the hilt of his katana. Mac fell to the ground face first and Radicus was finally able to take a breather for a second. Radicus approached Mac as he lay on the ground and flipped him over to look at his face. He stood over Mac with his feet at each side of Mac's elbows. "Raw emotion will win you neither glory or battles," Radicus advised Mac as he pointed his katana at Mac's head. Mac didn't bother to respond and simply spit into Radicus' face. Disgusted slightly, Radicus had had enough and lifted his katana high with both hands and thrust it downward to Mac's neck. Suddenly Mac stopped the katana dead in it's tracks as he raised one hand in front of it. Radicus heard a metal on metal collision and positioned his head to see what had happened. Mac had completely wrapped his chain around his hand and had the katana wedged in between one of the chain links! They each engaged in a struggle to push forward as blood slowly seeped through the point where link and katana had met. Luckily for Mac, the link was quite fat and the katana had no possible way to force through any further than it had. Soon Mac was able to get himself to his feet as they continued their stalemate. He struggled to reach his other hand to Radicus' arm that held the katana. He pulled it out of the chain link and anticipated the attempted stab of the freed katana. That was all the time he needed as he delivered an uppercut to Radicus' face with a chain covered fist. Mac kept his left hand on Radicus' arm to prevent any major retalation attempts and continued walloping his body and face. Blood soon rained to the ship's deck from Mac's hand and soon Radicus' face. Mac sensed Radicus losing strength quickly and punched his wrist to release the katana from his hand fully. With Radicus now unarmed, Mac resumed his flurry and now had Radicus backed up to the ship's railing. In a desperate move, Radicus blocked Mac's final attempt to knock him over, but Mac used his left hand to force Radicus over. Radicus was now hanging onto the side of the ship with the river of lava bubbling beneath him. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/24/2007 1:43:37 AM message detail |
"I bet I look like a handsome devil from this point of view, don't I?" Mac asked as he looked over the railing with the glow of lava reflecting off his face. "Your evil ways will not go unpunished, mark my words!" Radicus screamed. "We'll see. By the way, you can have your damn saxophone too!" Mac noted as he picked up what was left of the instrument from earlier and hurled it down at Radicus' face. The strike caused Radicus to lose grip as he tumbled off the side of the ship and into the lava below. Mac grinned as smoke rose up from the depths and he inhaled a big deep scent of it. He turned his back and walked to the katana to retrieve it. Mac approached the captain's quarters to wedge it into the side, making sure to have the sharp edges facing horizontally. "Hmmm, I don't hear laughter, just as I had suspected," Mac commented to himself. "geezus that sword reminds me i believe we also had acupuncture scheduled today" krosser said to LikeWhoa "Yay! The sharp and pointy objects get me excited!" LikeWhoa responded. -------- Contestant Status Mac -sword-chuks JJ - Sledgehammer Moon - Glock with 5 shots left Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ BlisteredOtter, decapitated by Mac RadicusPoint, thrown into lava by Mac --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/24/2007 8:43:37 AM message detail |
Wow, that was unexpected. And it just occurred to me that the remaining contestants all have three kills...except for Moon! JJ BE DEAD. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/24/2007 8:44:37 AM message detail |
Also, shouldn't Moon be down a bullet because of the BANG in the last chapter? Easy sex joke, but I'll avoid it. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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summdumkid Posted 3/24/2007 10:46:58 AM message detail |
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! --- The name says it all. Juggling Joker! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/24/2007 10:53:35 AM message detail |
Mac, you actually only have 2 and a half kills. This leaves somehow JJ in the lead with 3... Funny, I thought Moon had more, I suppose it's cause she did kill some cameo characters. The scene rewinds in the next chapter, so that's why I didn't do the deduction bullet yet. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/27/2007 9:56:40 AM message detail |
New chapter is going very well in fact. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2007 12:04:56 AM message detail |
Chapter 25: Technical Difficulties j.A. "Well...?" DC asked impatiently. "I.. Err..." VGMan stuttered. "C'mon, tell me what happened..." DC requested once more as he sat at a small dining table with a plate and cutlery. "Mac won the fight," Strider answered as VGMan was still not obliging. "God damn it!" DC angrily slammed his fist on the table and threw his napkin on the table. He looked off into space for a moment and whispered with a vengeful tone, "His face will be mine soon enough..." DC said to himself as he licked his lips. "Yeah... if you're done being freaky over there, can you summarize the plan again with this whole lava deal?" VGMan said. "Certainly, through careful planning and calculating, we set just enough lava under the city to burst forth and create the scene you now see. This amount particularly is the proper portion so that in due time, it will cool off and harden before it damages anything decent that is outside the city limits. Our competitors are battling on a special ship obviously designed to withstand the heat so they will finish the battle and we can land nearby once the lava has settled to congratulate them." DC answered and took a deep breath afterwards. "Sounds complicated," VGMan pondered it. "It quite was. Now that reminds me, everyone pack and suit up! We're going for a chopper ride," DC announced. "But we won't be able to see who dies next!" Strider objected. "There's a HDTV on the copter, now let's go!" . . . As soon as krosser had relayed to everyone that this was the site for the final battle of this Battle Royale, JJ had took off and headed to the other end of the ship, hoping to escape the others for awhile. He sprinted across the deck as fast as his legs would travel with sledgehammer in hand, but he glanced behind him to see that Moon was hot on his trail... and taking deadly aim with her glock! With a look of panic on his face, he picked up his pace even further and ducked around the first corner he passed. JJ never heard a gunshot and breathed a sigh of relief as he hesitantly peeked around the corner. His mind became even more uneased, as no one was there. JJ slinked back into hiding, but turned his head to look down the barrel of Moon's glock! BANG went the gun as Moon fired, but JJ had just barely been able to duck under it and dodge away. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2007 12:05:52 AM message detail |
"Get back here!!" Moon screamed. "Can't catch me, baby!" JJ responded as he reversed direction back towards Moon and held her arm fast against the wall, leaving her gun pointed away from him. With his other arm, he began slapping her a few times, which soon grew into punches. She attempted to grab his arm to cease his attack, but his skinny arm was difficult to get a grasp on. Suddenly a sweet melody filled the air not too far away from a saxophone and JJ stopped attacking on his own accord. "I love this song, don't you? Sets the tone rather nicely," JJ gave his signature perverted grin as he felt something move in his pants and leaned inward as if to kiss her on the cheek. Moon gave a look of disgust and punched JJ's face before he could commit the act. The force got him off of her as he rolled away along the deck and sprung back up. She took aim once more and JJ spotted a stairwell nearby leading into the depths of the ship. "Be right back!" JJ said with urgency as he darted away and down the steps before Moon could get a good shot off. Moon sported a frustrated look as the music continued to play on when she descended the steps in pursuit. She arrived at the bottom just in time to see which turn JJ's shadow had taken down the hallway. She ran ahead swiftly, yet cautiously to follow him with the glock ready. She stopped just before the turn and pressed her back against the wall. In a quick turn, she aimed her gun down the corridor in FBI fashion. She saw nothing but darkness occasionally broken up by the intervals of lamps set out in the halls. Little did Moon know, JJ had taken cover just at the other end of the corridor, taking in deep breaths. Soon afterwards, as JJ heard Moon getting ever closer, he disregarded the idea of stealth and ran off again as fast as he could. He knew Moon would soon be on his tracks, so he spied the largest door he could down the hall and went through it before Moon could see where he had went. JJ locked the door quickly and gave off another sigh of relief. He finally turned his head up to see where he was and suddenly widened his eyes at his luck. In front of him was a decent sized room with a very large boiler, but more to JJ's interest, there also was a high tech computer in the room with quite a few terminals attached to it. Again, JJ started to feel some movement in his pants and instinctively put his hands to his crotch, despite the absence of anyone there to notice. After realizing this, JJ proudly now walked in front of the machine and took a moment to study the panel and controls. He pressed what he determined to be the monitor button, and all of the terminals came to life. He quickly glanced at everything he was seeing and deduced that this was where everything on the ship was controlled and watched! JJ set his hammer down, rubbed his hands together eagerly and started to go to work. Within minutes, he had hacked into the system and was blazing his fingers all across the array of buttons as if he had created it himself. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2007 12:06:27 AM message detail |
Moon continued her way down the metal corridors of the ship, but now had seemingly lost JJ's trail. All she could do now was wander with extreme caution and check random doors, hoping to find him. As she crept down one of the numerous halls, a sudden voice filled the room that made her startle and jump. "ATTN MOON: BURRRRP" Moon was puzzled at first from the message and could see it was coming from a nearby intercom. More obscene noises proceeded to flow out of it and out of anger and disgust, she used one of her remaining bullets to silence it. She was relieved of the terrible noises for now, but she could faintly hear the messages still, from another hallway not too far off. She now had her mind set on finding him as fast as possible, since it was obvious he had found his way into a position of power. "Nope, not in there. Sorry, not this time! Oooh, so close!" Were some of the responses that JJ spouted through the intercom as Moon jogged through the halls opening doors. She started to get fatigued and lose hope that she would find him in this maze, until JJ's remarks suddenly became more and more hesitant. She took this as a sign that she was getting close to his location. Moon's ears perked when she placed her hand on another metallic door's handle and JJ suddenly started screaming, "NO! Get away from that!" Moon held her glock ready to fire as she opened the door and burst through. "AHAHAHAHAA!!!!" JJ burst into laughter as he clearly saw that Moon had found her way into a janitor's closet. Being extremely frustrated now, Moon kicked the nearby cleaning supplies and throwing cleanser bottles at the walls. Things only got worse, however, as the metal door behind her shut on it's own! "I hope you like it in there, cause you ain't coming out!" JJ hollered over the intercom. Moon's rage peaked as she banged furiously on the door, threw things and yelled obscenities. After a couple of minutes had passed, she finally stopped as she noticed a weird scent had entered the room. Without her screams and banging, the sound of it seeping in through the ceiling lamps was now clear. As it entered her body, she couldn't help now but cough and gasp. Moon was now in panic mode as she looked for anything that could help her. She aimed her gun at the door handle and fired twice, but the door was too thick for the bullets to do anything more than embed themselves into it. By now, the gas had taken it's toll on Moon's lungs and she dropped her glock and began to lose feeling. She fell back and leaned on a wall as things got blurry. Moon attempted to muster what little strength she had left to make one final attempt at escape, but her attempts to get out were futile. She soon passed out. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2007 12:08:15 AM message detail |
Minutes later.... The door to the closet finally opened with a creak as JJ found Moon inside hunched over on all fours. "Mwahaha!" JJ cackled as his plan had worked out. "Don't worry, I only put in just enough gas to knock you out momentarily and numb all of your muscles." JJ strutted around the small closet area and picked up her fallen glock. He bent over and brushed away her hair to reveal her face struggling to keep its eyes open and her limbs shaking to support her body. JJ smiled once more and slowly brought his face closer. He began to lick her ear and the surrounding area and whispered, "Don't worry, I'll make this quick and as painless as possible..." BANG, JJ fired the glock straight through her heart as her body slumped to the ground with blood decorating the closet floor. JJ stood up in triumph. "I was referring to your death of course. What were you thinking, pervert?!" JJ spoke to the fresh corpse as he checked the glock. He discovered that he had used the last of it's ammunition and tossed it on her body. JJ closed the door, sealing her in and proceeded to head back to his control room. "Time to finish things up..." ---- Contestant Status Mac -sword-chuks JJ- Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ BlisteredOtter, decapitated by Mac RadicusPoint, thrown into lava by Mac Moon, gassed and shot by JJ --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/28/2007 7:45:20 AM message detail |
Aw hell. IMA GONNA DIE. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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VGman2 Posted 3/28/2007 2:52:32 PM message detail |
For the record, you'd be nervous too if your only knowledge of DC's safety protocols was that he checks the chairs for parachutes after he rockets them into the air. --- We just dont have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 3/28/2007 4:30:45 PM message detail |
Damn, I figured Moon and Mac would be the last two. Oh well, excellent work as always. So, how long until BR III? ^_^ --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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summdumkid Posted 3/28/2007 6:12:40 PM message detail |
I'm rocking this BR. --- The name says it all. Juggling Joker! |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/28/2007 6:21:29 PM message detail |
Your reign of terror will end, JJ. I'm gonna slap you back to when this was board 80. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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summdumkid Posted 3/28/2007 6:28:36 PM message detail |
When DC implied that I was going to attempt to rape Tatl, I knew it was all over for me. Boy was I ever wrong. Mac, I hope you realize I watched 300, so I'm easily the best fighter you'll ever meet. --- The name says it all. Juggling Joker! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2007 7:53:23 PM message detail |
Attempted rape what?! BRIII probably won't be around for quite awhile. The concept has already been laid down for the most part, it's just hard to be motivated when popularity lingers in the moments. Also this competition was originally supposed to be annual anyway, and we all see how that turned out. <_< >_> --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/28/2007 7:54:31 PM message detail |
I also saw 300, JJ. ...ON OPENING DAY. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/28/2007 8:08:09 PM message detail |
Food for thought, the final post of last year's topic: MacDaddy Mike Posted 8/19/2006 1:03:31 PM message detail Mac does rock. And I hope to KILL YOU ALL next year. Uh, in the game, of course. Yes... Foreshadow?!! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 3/28/2007 8:11:09 PM message detail |
That's right, your days are numbered. ...in the game, of course. Yes... --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 3/31/2007 12:36:35 AM message detail |
As new chapter writing begins, I'm going to take this time to repost the end game awards voting ballot for more votes to come in. I'm not posting up the new chapter til one of you still readers fills one out! ;) 1. Best Battle 2. Best weapon 3. Smartest character 4. Best Death 5. Best line/catchphrase - Can be any spoken thing in the BR up to this point. Please include what chapter it's from if it's not clear. 6. Worst battle 7. Most Jackass character 8. New skill/style system, yay or nay & comments 9. BR I vs. BR II --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/3/2007 12:45:09 AM message detail |
*cough* --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Viridian Moon Posted 4/3/2007 1:00:04 AM message detail |
Nooo, I died. ;_; --- "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx [NaNoWriMo 05/06 Winner] |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 4/3/2007 3:27:13 AM message detail |
Bored at this late hour, so I re-read the topic, and decided to vote. 1) The GameQueen segment. Fantastic writing there, all things considered. 2) SWORD-CHUCKS, YO! 3) Moon 4) Poor TD...his death is the best thus far. 5) "OW!! My arm!" Clink "Uh oh..." BOOM! 6) If I had to pick one, I would say Tithenion's death sequence. 7) JJ 8) I love the skill system. Way too much fun, bring it back for Round 3. 9) After re-reading both topics, I have to give the edge to BR II. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you. [aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/3/2007 9:33:52 AM message detail |
Wow, you re-read both BR I and II in their entirety? Even I haven't done that, haha. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/5/2007 10:59:22 PM message detail |
The chapter will be posted as soon as I finish it! PS: I haven't started it yet --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 4/9/2007 12:53:57 AM message detail |
Chapter 26: Gamebreakers j.A. The helicopter carrying DC and his bodyguards, flew through the air at a gentle pace towards the now ruins of Hell Haven. From the outside, the chopper looked like an ordinary sized vehicle of it's kind, but on the inside it was surprisingly roomy and quite comfortable. DC and his associates looked on intently at the HDTV receiving the live camera footage of the battle going on at the ship. "Ooooh, there goes Moon. I guess your pick was wrong, Strider." DC called out with a snicker. "Damn that JJ, he should've been dead long long LONG ago!" Strider slammed his fist on his armrest. "So... we're all going with Mac to whoop JJ's ass and win this thing?" VGMan proposed. Everyone in the helicopter glanced at each other for a second and began to nod slowly. "Well, I won't count JJ out officially yet, seeing as how he's still alive. Do you have the reward crates loaded on so we can greet the winner upon landing?" DC asked his crew. "You know what, we forgot it and we should turn back right away to get those." "Very funny, ass. So the rest of you, what did you like best about this year's event?" DC started. "Ah, being on board with this for two years already and these contestants still don't cease to surprise me." Strider responded. "Being my first year here, it was awesome! The action was riveting and stuff you can't make up. I just want to hug you guys for the time we spent, since it's ending soon." VGMan got out of his chair with his arms open, Strider immediately pointed his finger at DC and VGMan wrapped his arms around DC for a one-sided hug. "Errr... I enjoyed it too... Anyway, when you're the organizer of a show like this, you can't really pick a single favourite moment. How about you, Beefer?" DC turned to face the hulking Beefer. "BEEFER AM LIKESH PARTS OF CONTESH WHEN BEEFER AM DRINKS COFFEEEESH" "That's our Beefer!!" The other three said in unison. . . . After defeating and ending Moon's life, JJ waltzed his way back to his beloved control room and closed the door behind him. He sat back down on the main chair to observe the monitors and try to find whoever was left aboard the ship. Several minutes passed with no sign of anyone else and JJ began to get frustrated as he kept flipping back and forth between screens. Finally he saw something that looked unusual; down one of the halls, the lighting seemed to change as if there was a shadow. The camera's range didn't catch anybody, but it did pick up distinct sounds. "Sounded like footsteps..." JJ murmured to himself. He analyzed the screens where the shadow seemed to come and go and came to the realization that those halls were very close by! JJ's palms started to get a little sweaty when a knock at the door almost made him jump out of his seat. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |