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Battle Royale II: Street Fight
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 1/29/2007 9:30:46 PM message detail |
Bravo...I was wondering when the last of my suggestions would appear. And this is getting better and better DC. You and jukester keep the bloodbath flowing nicely. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you...[aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/30/2007 12:06:31 AM message detail |
I wonder if anyone can remember (aside from who nominated them) the two remaining cameos. If you can, keep it to yourself so it's a surprise to the rest. ;) --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Sharpe84 Posted 1/30/2007 12:07:29 AM message detail |
I remember. --- "I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live, and … I don't know, shut your ****ing mouth?" - Bill Hicks |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/30/2007 12:21:33 AM message detail |
GOOD --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Sharpe84 Posted 1/30/2007 12:22:09 AM message detail |
Yay! --- "I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I recommend you look around the world in which we live, and … I don't know, shut your ****ing mouth?" - Bill Hicks |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/2/2007 12:24:44 AM message detail |
*tap* New chapter production will begin shortly. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 2/2/2007 1:46:10 AM message detail |
And with HoT dispatched, the final four from the first Battle Royale are gone and (with the exception of AV), all eliminated by newcomers. So, who's got the momentum going to make it to this final four? (special event or not) VG's picks Unsuprisingly, Snowman is a favorite right now, not only having 2... 1.5 kills under his belt, but having dethroned the champ is a major credit for him. He's a wrecking machine. I don't know what Mac has chosen regarding Wacky and Radicus, but in the first Battle Royale, his hesitation cost him a double kill... and his life. Now, he has the opportunity again (hidden option D: hit the two pairs of hands with the sax then beat a hasty retreat) and even if he does save one of them (odds are in Radicus's favor), who's to say the other wouldn't latch on to the rescue, perhaps getting all three dragged into the abyss if unable to save himself? Guns hold a distinctive advantage in the Battle Royale. Duel has the advantage in both fire power and ammunition, something he seems very liberal about spending. In terms of making the shots count, I see Moon having the advantage if they crossed paths. Duel wins in a one-liner match, but words aren't bullets. Finally, I'm pulling for BO to make an impact in the second half of the Battle Royale. He's armed and even has an (unaware?) ally this time. He's also not unfamiliar with generating some heel heat to pull ahead. --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/2/2007 10:02:25 AM message detail |
Haha, that was great, VG. It's good to know someone/people took the time to analyze the possibilities and stats of the players and the game. Very well written too. (haha, heel heat) --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/2/2007 10:09:07 AM message detail |
Heh, oddly enough I never realised that this situation is so similar to the last Battle Royale. Oh I hope I don't die again. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/4/2007 1:23:15 AM message detail |
Chapter 18: Matchmaker j.A. Wacky held onto the edge of the exposed wooden floor with all the strength he had left. The rest of his body flailed and jolted violently as the building's tremors sent shockwaves all around. Despite all of that, his hands began to tremble as he began to slowly lift himself back onto safe ground. As he did though, he was forced to shut his eyes as a blinding light came into view. Was he already dead and ascending into a heaven, or was he being saved by someone?? Wacky turned his head finally and the light vanished and it's source was revealed. It was the light reflecting off the shiny surface of the saxophone hanging off of Mac's back... Mac was just a couple feet away from him on his hands and knees extending his arm outward... towards Radicus. "Your kindness will not be forgotten." Radicus thanked over the crashing stones all around them. Soon Radicus was safely up and they both headed towards the exit. Wacky began to grit his teeth in anger, when Mac suddenly stopped and faced him. "Sorry Wack-off, but... Ok, I can't lie, this is totally personal. Ciao!" Mac winked and waved as Wacky's teeth were now grinding in rage. All he could do now was watch the two of them narrowly escape the collapsing theatre building safely. He attempted once more to lift himself up and get out of there, and he almost was about to do it too, except it was too late now. The ceiling's last legs gave out and the only exit rapidly vanished behind rubble. Wacky's fate was now sealed. "GODDAMN YOU CANUCK! YOU WILL REGRET THIS TIL THE DAY YOU DIEEEE!!! " Wacky shouted in his final moments as everything came down. Meanwhile, Mac and Radicus were out the doors and just running now to get a safe distance away from the destruction. The theatre building gave out it's last tune before completely falling and Mac dove forward in dramatic fashion, despite being a good distance away already and not being able to cause a slow motion effect. "That seemed rather unnecessary," Radicus noted as Mac got back up to his feet. "You don't get the concept of style, do you?" Mac asked defensively. "I'd rather have substance fuel my actions," "Why choose when you've got both? Like the MacDaddy!" Mac proudly pointed to himself as he explained. "You.. saved my life back there. I am in your debt and offer to be at your side, please accept." Radicus humbly admitted and offered his hand towards Mac. "Well, the idea of teaming up with someone like you, someone that plays guitar so poorly and talks like such a doofus, simply disgusts me!!... Ahaha, I'm just kidding, that sounds like a dandy idea." Mac laughed at his attempted humour and began to extend his hand to meet Radicus'. Before they could make contact though, yet another tiny VK explosive bounced off the ground next to them and let off a small boom! Radicus and Mac looked around and were able to locate a cloaked figure on a rooftop nearby. "I...errr... If you want to help me, we can split up right now for you to distract him while I get the hell out of here!" Mac blurted out to Radicus as he took off so fast that there was a cloud of dust in the spot where he had just been standing. "As you wish," Radicus obliged as he stood there with the figure looking back at him. VonKat tossed another explosive down below and Radicus took off in the opposite direction as Mac. The explosion left another tiny crater in the cement as VonKat gave chase by leaping from rooftop to rooftop. During the pursuit, VonKat tossed a couple more explosives, but Radicus was able to outrun them, until he began to turn at the end of the street block. He turned the corner to find himself looking down the barrel of a gun... --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/4/2007 1:24:22 AM message detail |
"If you were really in a hurry to die, you could've just asked," Moon slyly said to Radicus as she had her glock pointed directly at Radicus' nose. "Two for the price of one! This calls for the strong stuff, hehe." VonKat laughed to himself as he pulled out a bigger grenade out of his bag. This one looked like a decent sized explosive that could actually cause some damage. He tossed it down behind Moon and headed down from the rooftops, Radicus could plainly see the danger now facing them both. Without a second thought, he grabbed Moon and ran away from the grenade as fast as possible. The grenade went off and sent chunks of concrete and brick flying through the air. Radicus and Moon went to the ground as well with Radicus landing on top. "Keep your hands to yourself, you pervert!!!!" Moon disregarded what just happened, pushed Radicus away and pointed her gun at his face again. "But, but...I..." "But what?!" Moon interrupted. "... Nothing." Moon grunted at the response and released the safety catch on her glock. Radicus could not believe now he was about to die for saving this woman's life. Suddenly, she turned her gun down a dark alley and fired into the darkness. The following noises were heard: "OW!! My arm!" Clink "Uh oh.." BOOM "I really hate outside interference!" Moon explained as it appeared that she had disposed of VonKat handily. "Where were we? Oh right, you were about to die," Radicus' heart began to throb rapidly again as he stared down the gun, with this being his possibly last moment to live, he began to ready his arm in a last attempt to bat the gun away. Just as he was about to strike, a deep bong noise was heard from the opposite alley. They both turned their attention to the mysterious noise as it repeated and repeated in steady intervals. As they both looked on, with Moon's glock still pointed at Radicus' head, they eventually saw a figure emerge from the dark alley and into the street light's glow. He had his face looking downward with a fedora on his head and his arms raised like a holy man. The figure slowly raised his head and removed his hat. It was instantly revealed to be Blistered Otter standing there, as he tossed away his hat. "Did someone say, outside interference!?" BO grimly said with an evil grin on his face. "Hey, how long do I have to keep banging the side of this dumpster?!" A voice shouted from the alley. "Just come out now, damn it! It's over," BO swiveled his head and shouted back. Im Canadian came out from the alley and handed BO his sledgehammer. "Hey everybody," IC calmly greeted the other two guests standing in the street. "Anyway... What's say you two face off against the two of us in a little bit of Tornado Tag action." BO offered to the other duo. Moon and Radicus both stared at each other with puzzled looks on their faces at what just happened and nodded towards one another. Moon finally brought down her gun, as the two of them had just silently accepted the offer. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/4/2007 1:26:41 AM message detail |
. . . Mac continued dashing down the alley until he began running short on breath. He stopped to gasp for air for a few moments, when something glimmered and caught his eye. Lying in the street was something metal, long and shiny. Upon further inspection, Mac's eyes widened to see it was a chain! "Ha, this must be my lucky day," Mac happily picked up the former weapon of Valko and got an idea. He walked up and down a couple of streets before locating a kitchen goods store and broke inside. When he came out from the building, he had stolen the two biggest kitchen knives he could find and tied them onto each end of the chain! "This'll have to do..." Mac uttered to himself as he tested out his new contraption by swinging each end. "They'll never know what hit them, heh," ----------- Contestant Status Mac - Sax, sword-chuks (or knife-chuks, if you prefer) Duel - machine gun with about 100 bullets left Radicus Point - electric guitar BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer, with IC Moon - Glock with 2 shots left, 1 extra clip JJ Snowman - Lighter Im Canadian - butcher knife, with BO Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 2/4/2007 1:31:52 AM message detail |
THIS IS ALL WRONG! jukester |
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Wacky Posted 2/4/2007 1:37:50 AM message detail |
That's it, jukester and Mac are out of the Jeopardy dealio! --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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VGman2 Posted 2/4/2007 3:20:22 AM message detail |
WE NEED TO GET A REF OUT THERE TO THE RING RIGHT NOW! ...AND A RING! --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/5/2007 6:16:39 PM message detail |
That might help, ha. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/5/2007 6:21:54 PM message detail |
Mwaha. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/5/2007 8:17:19 PM message detail |
Sword-chucks, YO! Swordity, sowrd, swor* *Rant is cut off by Black Mage stabbing fighter in the back* I really read too much 8-Bit Theater...¬_¬ --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you...[aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/10/2007 12:53:09 AM message detail |
New chapter production has just begun, so don't expect it terribly soon. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Viridian Moon Posted 2/10/2007 11:17:42 PM message detail |
Haha, VonKat got owned. Looking forward to seeing where this goes. --- "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx [NaNoWriMo 05/06 Winner] |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/11/2007 6:20:54 PM message detail |
It was good to see the infernal furball laid to rest... --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you...[aX] |
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CTrunks Posted 2/12/2007 3:35:28 AM message detail |
That was awesome, especially the "Uh-oh" right before the explosion. Oh my freaking god, I just...wow. XD --- Relinquish your grip upon the stick, sir. The horse is quite dead, and you beating it won't help us anymore. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/14/2007 11:07:17 PM message detail |
^^ Thanks, I really appreciate comments like that. A chapter now before bed, just in time. Chapter 19: Uneven Parallel j.A. JJ now stood there over the corpse of Deity and slowly the shard of glass he used to kill him slid out of his hand. JJ had no idea how many participants remained, but he mentally screamed to himself that he had gone too far into this game without having a consistent weapon. With nothing else around except himself, the corpse and his wrecked car, he vowed to not leave the alley until he had something to show for it. After attempts to create and poring over his beloved former car, he had finally settled on what appeared to be a very crude harpoon-like weapon. He had removed the muffler and sharpened it's end to a point as best he could and used the car's various cords and affixed them on the end for versatility. It would have to do for now. He exited the alleyway, still somewhat unsatisfied with the result, but set off to prowl the streets steathily. As he moved from shadow to shadow, he soon realized the near impossibility of children roaming the streets in this deserted town, so he gave up sneaking altogether. "Man, I'm hungry. I could really go for a snack right now or something..." JJ said to himself as he patted his growling stomach. "I got somethin' for you to munch on, ya skinny albino-*****!" A voice answered to him from behind. "Well, why don't youuu...!! Uh-oh..." JJ quickly stopped himself as he turned around and saw the large figure of Snowman a few feet away from him. Snowman didn't even bother to reply verbally, he simply looked at JJ with an evil grin on his face and he began cracking his knuckles as he slowly took steps towards JJ. JJ turned around as fast as he did the first time and began to make a break for it, until he remembered his new weapon. "Time to test this baby out," JJ spoke to himself as he faced Snowman and began twirling the harpoon above his head like a lasso. Soon, he launched the metal end at Snowman with the cord piece still in his left hand and it flew directly at his target. Unfortunately, it lost speed and force along the way and barely made a nudging impact on Snowman. "Heh heh haha! Nice whiff there, you beatnik!" Snowman cackled and offered. JJ reeled his weapon back in and tried this again, but aimed at a different spot, with Snowman still slowly approaching. The harpoon tip bounced off the area of Snowman's crotch and JJ reeled it back in immediately. It halted Snowman for a moment, but clearly had little to no effect. "Enough playing! You're in for it now, hippie-trash!" Snowman declared and started running towards JJ now. JJ tried to bolt and run, but Snowman quickly closed the gap to catch JJ, spin him around, and grab him by his throat. "I'd ask if you'd be sad if I beat your pretty face in, but you don't have a pretty face, ass-face." Snowman said softly as he looked into JJ's bulging eyes. He began to wind up his other arm and raise it high in the air to smack JJ senseless, when a chain and knife appeared out of nowhere to wrap around his wrist and restrain it. "JJ, I know you wanted a snack, but how about a big Mac instead?" Mac called out as he continued to prevent JJ's beating. A small tug-o-war ensued between Mac and Snowman as the length of chain pulled back and forth. Soon Mac found himself overwhelmed even by Snowman's one arm, as Snowman yanked hard, causing Mac to launch from his spot and crashing into JJ to the ground. -- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/14/2007 11:08:08 PM message detail |
"Cough, you heard my comment five minutes ago and only show up NOW?!?" JJ angrily screamed to Mac as they both struggled to their feet. "You were doing fine, Mac always makes a grand entrance!" Mac answered. Snowman's huge figure soon came bearing down upon them as he prepared to pound them into the ground. He raised his arm high again and smashed his fist into the earth. JJ and Mac were barely able to shove each other out of harm's way as chunks of asphalt tossed up into the air. They both jumped to their feet and rejoined to try and think of a plan to take care of this powerhouse. JJ looked around frantically and saw something that caught his eye. "I'll be right back!" JJ's voice trailed off as he immediately left Mac to face Snowman alone. Mac wanted to follow or at least run away too, but Snowman was already hurling fists at him. "Wha, whoa! Oh yeah, I'll be right here when you get back... ASS!" Mac screamed out as he dodged the attacks. Meanwhile, JJ ran across the street to a building where the sidewalk sloped down to a closed garage. It did however, have a key panel to the side and JJ immediately went to work on it with his techie skills. In just under a minute, the garage door was creaking it's way open and JJ slid his way under anxiously. "I never knew they made hippie Canucks as nimble as you! I guess that's what happens when you have no balls!" Snowman bellowed out as Mac evaded or deflected all of his punches. Soon, Mac found himself up against a wall with Snowman readying a giant punch with Mac's name on it. Mac looked around with nowhere to go as Snowman's fist flew straight at him! At the last second, Mac leaped upward and kicked off of the wall behind him and again off of Snowman's punching arm. The momentum sent him spiraling into a somersault as he also swung his swordchuks wildly at Snowman. As Mac barely landed on his feet, the knife edge dragged itself along Snowman's back, just grazing his skin, but it cut his shirt wide open. The wind blew by to open it fully and reveal Snowman's beautifully drawn dragon tattoo on his back. Mac was mesmerized temporarily at the artwork, as Snowman slowly got to his feet and turned around. His head was facing towards the ground when he suddenly shot it upward and let out a bloodcurdling scream as he ripped off his shirt completely. He looked at Mac now with a scary look in his eyes, his anger had peaked and he had entered his berserk mode. Mac instantly recognized he was in great danger, when a screeching noise nearby suddenly cut through the air. Mac looked towards its source, near the open garage JJ had ditched him for. As the sound grew louder, JJ emerged from the dark area on a shiny black motorcycle! JJ's new vehicle blazed it's way towards them as he cut between the two of them and ran directly over Snowman's foot! He made a quick turn towards Mac before bringing the bike to a stop beside him. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/14/2007 11:12:43 PM message detail |
"See? Told ya I'd be back," JJ said with a wink and a smile. Mac made an approving gesture, but Snowman was less than happy about it. In his current state, his foot throbbed with pain, but all his body would let him do was grind his teeth together in anger. He attempted to walk towards them, but winced greatly when he tried to put pressure on his injured foot. Instead, he stayed where he was and smashed his fists into the cement. The sheer power sent a straight shock through the ground that launched more chunks of concrete along with Mac and JJ too. The two of them and all of their weapons flew down the street and eventually rolled to a stop. Snowman slowly made his way towards them, noticing his pain less and less with each step. JJ and Mac both felt around to gather up their belongings with JJ grasping what felt like metal. He assumed this to be his motorcycle, but
when he lifted it it felt way more lighter and sharp! JJ had to glance a few times at what he now held in his hand and dropped it to the ground in surprise. Crashing on the ground was a razor sharp katana with red dragon designs on the hilt. "Whooooa.... lookie what I found here...." JJ stammered out as he knelt down to pick it up properly. "Holy **** man, did you just find that here?!" Mac exclaimed as he saw what JJ was holding. "Darn tootin' I did...Why? What do you want with it, doofus?" JJ responded. "You'd better hand it over, you'll just end up impaling yourself or something," Mac ordered. "Or maybe you should shut your dang mouth up before I slice you in half!" JJ snapped back. Their banter was abruptly cut short as several bullets struck the ground near their feet. "Yo what up, foo's! I'm here to pop some mother ****in' caps in your ass!" Duel called out to them as he appeared on the scene with his machine gun. "Alright! ALRIGHT! This ****'s gonna be ferreal now!" Duel once again opened fire, causing Mac and JJ to run in opposite directions. One of the stray bullets deflected and headed straight for Snowman, but his enhanced speed and reflexes enabled him to snatch it out of midair and drop it harmlessly to the ground. With Mac and JJ scattered, Duel changed his focus to shooting at Snowman now. With no one in the way to obscure his vision, Snowman dashed towards Duel while evading the deadly spray of bullets. Soon, Duel managed to lead Snowman into a predicament where he would soon have nowhere to run. "Gotcha cornered now, hillbilly bob!" Duel grinned. Just when he was about to trap Snowman, JJ leaped out from the shadows and sliced downward at Duel! The katana missed Duel, but it cut straight through his machine gun, rendering it useless as it spun to a halt. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/14/2007 11:15:22 PM message detail |
"Time for Mac to attack!!" Mac jumped out now as well, swinging his swordchuks. The blade made a long gash down the side of Duel's face, sending him onto his back. Snowman came rushing over now as his steps shook the ground where they all stood. "If you ****ing kill me I'll wait for you in Hell to rip out your intestines!!" Duel screamed out as Snowman pounced and flattened Duel's head with his huge fist. He didn't stop there however, as he continued feeding fist after fist into Duel's body. Blood splattered and bones crumbled as Snowman's energy and rage soon began to deplete itself. When Snowman finally stopped to take a breather, everything up from Duel's waist was unrecognizable. JJ got in a last shot by taking a few free slashes at Duel's legs. "What was that for??" Mac asked. "He flicked me off!" JJ happily responded. ---- U.I.P. # 6: JJ, Snowman AND Mac What are you going to do immediately after? 1. Attack ______ (one of the other two) 2. Try to grab the motorcycle 3. Flee the scene to fight another time Since the answers will directly affect one another, send the emails to brilu20@hotmail.com as usual. (or IM me) Contestant Status Mac - Sax, sword-chuks Radicus Point - electric guitar BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer, with IC Moon - Glock with 2 shots left, 1 extra clip JJ - HoT's Katana Snowman - Lighter Im Canadian - butcher knife, with BO Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 2/15/2007 2:22:10 AM message detail |
PWNEDUEL jukester |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 2/15/2007 7:14:35 AM message detail |
I love the scenes where a whole bunch of people come together and beat up Duel. I guess that was only this scene, but still. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/15/2007 8:03:44 AM message detail |
Wow, I didn't expect to get all 3 responses so quickly. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 2/15/2007 11:01:19 PM message detail |
I'm kinda surprised JJ and Mac weren't also credited for Duel's defeat. --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/15/2007 11:19:37 PM message detail |
JJ and Mac didn't do the actual killing. The Wacky death is credited to two people since he was killed by building collapse and that was caused by both of their music sessions. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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VGman2 Posted 2/15/2007 11:33:14 PM message detail |
Ah, I associated the building collapse more with Impy falling, wrecking the ceiling and the stage and starting the chain reaction than the music competition. Of course, he wouldn't have fallen if not for the musical duo. You delved further for the source than I did, apparently. --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2007 11:52:50 AM message detail |
Chapter 20: Double Date The two teams stood there in silence with the fight ready to start at any moment. On one side, Blistered Otter and Im Canadian stood tall with their weapons writhing eagerly in their hands. The team of Moon and Radicus on the other side were rather more coy about the entire situation, as they stood there with their hands at their sides. Calmly and slowly, Radicus positioned his guitar to begin to play it and soon shattered the silence with several loud, deep chords. Instantly, the two teams charged one another and met halfway with BO lining up against Radicus. With both hands on his sledgehammer, BO aimed a straight shot at Radicus' head, which he easily ducked under and jabbed BO's abdomen with the end of his guitar. Im Canadian slashed at Moon and she ducked under as well with thoughts of ending things quickly via her glock. IC was quicker than she thought though, as she aimed to shoot him, but he grabbed and swayed her wrist away. The result was an errant bullet bouncing off the ground near the other two. "HEY! Watch it!" BO screamed towards them as he grabbed Radicus and kicked him in the gut. With Radicus bent over, BO dropped his hammer to run up to him, grabbed his head and smashed it downward onto his knee. Radicus' guitar fell out of his hands as he fell backwards flat on his back. "Huh, these usually aren't the kind I roll with, but it'll have to do," BO said as he picked up and examined the electric guitar. With a quick turn, he clocked Moon over the head with it, nearly smashing it through entirely. The attack caused the gun to fall to the ground nearby. "Aha! Take that you stupid *****!" IC yelled at the fallen Moon, he turned to BO, "I had her you know..." "Sure ya did, brother! Now what say me and you go over to that patsy over there and finish up, holmes!" BO notioned over to Radicus with two thumbs down. BO tossed the damaged guitar away to retrieve his sledgehammer and picked up the dizzy Radicus off the ground. He raised his arms and locked up Radicus in a full nelson hold hooking in the hammer as well for extra leverage. He gave a nod over to IC to use his butcher knife and finish him off. IC complied and approached the two of them as he gripped his knife with both hands ready to swing. Just as he barely got into swinging position, Radicus regained his bearings and managed to slip out of BO's hold! Despite this, IC swung his knife anyway, forcing BO to crouch down to avoid being decapitated. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/18/2007 11:56:45 AM message detail |
"Hey, who do you think you are trying to kill me?! Hell, I don't even know what your name is!" BO lashed out at IC's miscue. "Well my..." "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!! The fact of the matter is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, you just tried to lop off my head!" "Yeah?! Well I'd do it again! You don't think I know it was YOU that wrote me that terrible note? I'm not an idiot ya know!" IC finally was able to get a word in. "After spending time with you, sometimes I wonder..." BO responded. As the two partners' alliance was quickly disintegrating, Radicus got back up to his feet and shoved Im Canadian into Blistered Otter. The two collided as they bounced off one another as BO fell backwards and away from the rest of the crowd and he oversold the move entirely. IC turned and swiped behind him, but the quick Radicus anticipated this retaliation and dove backwards towards the glock. IC charged at Radicus with his butcher knife held high, but Radicus grabbed the glock and, being quite the sharpshooter himself, took only a split second to aim and lodge a bullet into IC's forehead. IC fell to his knees and the knife slipped out of his hands to the cement. He landed face first into the ground with a rapidly growing pool of blood forming around him. With no time to waste, Radicus took aim at the prone BO and pulled the trigger. He was greeted by nothing but clicks. "****!" Radicus uttered to himself in a rare outburst of cursing. "Looking for this??" Moon asked Radicus where she stood previously, dangling her last ammo clip in her fingers. "You must give that to me now. We must take this chance to eliminate the enemy!" Radicus pleaded. "How about you just give me what's mine and I'll take care of it?" Moon said with an innocent smile. ----- U.I.P. #7: Radicus (juke) What will you do?? 1. Give her the glock 2. Continue to try and get the last clip 3. Stall to see what BO can do... eventually. You may choose this whichever method you wish. (IM, email, post etc.) ----- Contestant Status Mac - Sax, sword-chuks Radicus Point - Empty glock BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer Moon - 1 glock clip JJ - HoT's Katana Snowman - Lighter Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/20/2007 3:34:33 PM message detail |
juke hath made his decision over AIM and it is now locked in. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 2/20/2007 7:49:55 PM message detail |
HEADSHOT! Very good, this is looking better and bloodier each time it gets updaed. --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you...[aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/24/2007 10:15:46 PM message detail |
New chapter in the works. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/25/2007 7:21:27 PM message detail |
Chapter 21: Crash and Burn j.A. "Can I push the button now??" VGMan squealed with anticipation at the giant red button on the panel in front of him. "No damn it! You know that's for the final four! How many do we have left? More than four!" DC shouted back. "Man, they are gonna be so shocked at it. What's the temperature at now?" VGMan asked. "Hmm, looks like around... We'll just say one million fahrenheit." Strider reported from his end. "Fahrenheit?" DC said with an eye raised. "Yes... as in temperature..." "Oh no no no, Strider baby. We don't use that silly gauge, we use celsius," DC corrected. "Celsius? That garbage?" Strider said back. "Garbage eh?" DC responded and with a quick stroke, he struck Strider on the side with his cane, afterwards pointing the cane directly at him and turned on the electrical function. "Yeesh, ok ok," "Celsius it is then!" DC nodded happily, "So to summarize, the temperature is at one gajillion degrees celsius and final four is right around the corner." "Gajillion?? Man, what is he on now?" VGMan leaned and whispered over to Strider. "RARGH HO BEEFER AM LIKES HOT COFFEESHH" . . . Snowman still sat upon the crater on the ground containing Duel's remains. He was breathing heavily after the death he had delivered and was clearly not in berserk mode anymore, after his thirst for violence had been quenched for the moment. JJ and Mac simply stood there, each on a different side of Snowman slowly lowering their weapons, but obviously anxious at what was going to happen next. They both started to take steps backward as Snowman's breathing slowed down to a complete stop. Suddenly he let out a growl as his face rose up with alertness again. At that instant, Mac and JJ took off in separate directions. Mac was simply running as far and as fast as he could, JJ had an objective in mind though. He ran just a short distance away to where his motorcycle had fallen over and propped it back into standing position. Snowman sprang back up to his feet and glanced quickly at both of his options. It didn't take him long to decide on JJ and he gave chase immediately. JJ, with katana in hand, revved the cycle and took off. Snowman was fast, but he was no match for the machine. Snowman thought the battle was over, however the sound of the engine stopped getting softer and instead grew louder. JJ was coming back and he had his katana pointed forward similar to a cavalry holding a lance. Snowman tried to think of a way to turn the tables, but there was no time to process a strategy as he instinctively had to dodge the katana and avoid being impaled. With Snowman on the ropes, JJ did another u-turn and this time swung horizontally as he passed by. Snowman was forced to duck under the swing as JJ sped off. "God damnit, I didn't want to have to chase this pansy if he was on a ****ing motorcycle!" Snowman snarled as his body began to bulge and his eyes got that look again. With his enhanced speed and power in effect again, he took off to try and gain ground on the motorcycle. . . . --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/25/2007 7:23:26 PM message detail |
"Well? Are you going to give it to me or not!?" Moon bellowed at Radicus. Radicus cringed as her loud voice rattled his ears and his body for that matter. Staring at her dead serious eyes, he knew he wouldn't be able to fool her by threatening to shoot her if she didn't give up the ammo clip. He didn't want to speak harshly to a lady, but he knew that she definitely could not be trusted. "I... I cannot..." Radicus stammered. "You ****in...!!! Hmm..." Moon suddenly stopped herself as her face morphed into a grin, "All right, keep the gun. Our friend over there is getting up, let's see what happens when he attacks you with his weapon that doesn't need ammunition. Don't come crying to me when your ribs are getting smashed in," "Don't do it, man. Don't you see she's just tryin' to play you!? Join forces with me to eliminate her and we can fight it between ourselves later," BO offered as he notioned to Moon with his sledgehammer and slapped his chest with his other hand. Radicus had his gun sitting idly in his hand now, since it was obviously futile to try and pointing it at anyone here. As his mind raced with the options he had been presented, an increasingly loud engine scream derailed his train of thought. All of the survivors in the area looked to the direction of the noise to slowly see an object racing towards them! As it rapidly came closer into view, it appeared to be someone riding a motorcycle heading straight for them. All of them braced for what was soon to come, and Radicus outstretched his empty gun at the mysterious opponent. The rider was not scared one bit however as the cycle kept a constant speed as it neared their location. As soon as they were close enough to make out the figure of JJ, JJ was already passing them by and had flashed his arms outward and swiped the glock and ammo clip out of Moon and Radicus' hands!! JJ's katana was stowed away on another part of the cycle, so both of his hands were free to complete the deadly firearm. "Nyah nyah!" JJ looked back at them as he continued onward with the loaded gun. Unfortunately that wasn't the brightest of JJ's ideas as that was all it took for the motorcycle to veer off course and slam into the sidewalk. The vehicle halted to a complete stop and launched JJ through the air and to the ground. He landed face down onto the sidewalk with one arm under him and the katana landed very near as well. "Ha! Hippie liberals can't ever ride tough guy vehicles like this!" A voice said from beyond a corner. Snowman soon revealed himself as he had finally caught up to his target. He picked up the katana next to JJ's lifeless body and held it high above his head, about to finish JJ off. "Time to die, you pasty *****!!" He announced as he used his foot to turn JJ's body over and look at his face. As he did, JJ's hand that he landed on top of was now free, the hand that had the loaded gun in it. "I think not!" JJ responded as the glock was raised now to be less than a foot away from Snowman's chin. Snowman tried to get in a slash, but even with his enhanced reflexes and speed, he couldn't win at point blank against the glock. JJ fired as the bullet pierced through the bottom of Snowman's skull and out the top. Pieces of brain and blood spurted out all around onto the street and the wall behind him. His body fell to its knees and the katana dropped out of his hands to the ground. "What is this? Everybody get shot in the head day?!?" DC shouted out from the monitor room. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/25/2007 7:24:13 PM message detail |
Contestant Status Mac - Sax, sword-chuks Radicus Point - BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer Moon - JJ - Glock with 5 shots left Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 2/25/2007 7:27:13 PM message detail |
GODDAMNIT JJ. jukester |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 2/26/2007 12:05:55 AM message detail |
Damn you, JJ. You killed the best damn character! --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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VGman2 Posted 2/26/2007 9:27:07 PM message detail |
JJ, you son of an upsetter! --- We just don’t have any use for [classy head shots] and also, as people on Fark love to point out we look exactly like beeker and Dr. Bunsen honeydew. - Gabe |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/26/2007 10:02:06 PM message detail |
VG, I don't want to know what you just tried to say. Man JJ is drawing a lot of heat! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Wacky Posted 2/26/2007 10:07:14 PM message detail |
Damn you, JJ! --- It's like going into a pet store and asking for a dog, only to be confronted by the guy behind the counter, who tells you they have fish.~Hawk Eye about Impy |
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Sharpe84 Posted 2/26/2007 11:13:41 PM message detail |
I'm all dead and stuff. --- jjjimbo215: you went diving with Whales around? Matelite: they thought i was one =\ |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/28/2007 8:48:58 PM message detail |
Chapter 22: So Close, yet so Far "Man, I'm glad that's over," JJ mumbled to himself as he lowered his gun to his side and sat up. He stared at the ground as he continued to catch his breath and slow his heart after that near death experience. Suddenly he could hear a far off voice scream out, "Get him!" followed by a rumble of footsteps on the ground, despite what he heard and felt, he didn't bother to look up or move. It was only when a group of people, two males and a female specifically, grabbed him and shoved him against the wall, did he snap back into reality. "What the?!?" JJ looked around as his arms were now pinned to the wall, "Hey baby, how are you doin' tonight?" He quickly blurted out as his eyes fell upon Moon. "Yoink, I'll take back what's mine." Moon grabbed the glock out of his hands. "Hey hey! No need to be grabby, there's enough JJ to go around for all!" "Silence peasant!" Blistered Otter commanded with a brief English accent as he pushed the side of his sledgehammer against JJ's cheek. "Ha, two of you? I should be able to take you both on with my arms tied behind my back... Pinned to these walls will have to do!" JJ arrogantly proclaimed. "Make that three," Radicus added as he had retrieved the katana that Snowman had dropped and now had it lined up against JJ's neck. "Son of a *****! Where do you all keep coming from? I'm only one gorgeous man!" JJ exclaimed. "So, how will we do this?" Blistered Otter asked the others. "After analysis of how this contest works, it's safe to assume the game changes around the time when four players remain," Moon began to explain, "With four of us here, clearly there's at least one more person out and about somewhere. So... I just have to kill someone here and lower that number down until something happens..." She finished her explanation and began to aim her glock slowly at all three of them. "I believe she is correct..." Radicus added. "Clear cut and simple, shoot him," BO pointed at JJ, "Who gave you the power to decide this anyway?!" Moon stopped her gun on BO's head, "I did," "Maybe we should just... find out who the last person we're looking for is! Hahe, yeah..." BO stammered out with nervously shifty eyes. "Oooh oooh, I know Mac is still alive! He should be hanging around town somewhere," JJ cut into their conversation while still pinned to the wall by them. "The vague nature of your statement gives us very little help to make use of," Radicus responded. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/28/2007 8:49:44 PM message detail |
Suddenly from across the street amongst the shadows, a loud blare emitted from what sounded to be a saxophone. Radicus immediately recognized it as so and turned to face the new threat. "Helloooo, ladiesss," Mac called out as he stepped into a street light with a slight wiggle in his pelvis. "Hey that's my line!" BO shouted back. "Why does everyone keep calling me that?!" JJ added in to the exchange, "Let me go right now and I'll show you how much of a man I am!" Moon instantly pointed her gun at JJ's temple, "Do that and I'll blow your brains out!" "That's not the only thing you... Actually, never mind," JJ reconsidered his next statement with the gun pointed at him. "Enough talk! More action!" Mac screamed out once more from his position. "I wholeheartedly agree," Blistered Otter concurred as he suddenly turned and rammed the top of his sledgehammer into Moon's gut. Moon had enough control of the gun to not fire prematurely, but fell to the ground nonetheless. Mac strapped his sax to his back once more and charged with his swordchucks. BO simply stood there and used Mac's momentum against him to lead him into a painful drop toe hold, slamming Mac's face into the ground. Before BO even started to get up, he was barely able to move away from the katana heading straight to the ground at his head. In a surprise show of skill, BO was able to deflect a couple of katana swings by using the end of his hammer. Soon he grabbed Radicus' hand that held the sword and was able to force it enough to not get another attack in. This gave him enough time to jab the wooden end of his hammer into Radicus' forehead, sending him back and tripping over Mac's body. "Out of the way losers!" JJ announced his entry into the fray and ran towards BO. He was presented with a boot to the face for his troubles, courtesy of BO. It was around this time that dawn was starting to break and the street lights were flickering. With all his opponents down for the moment and with the lights flashing, BO suddenly stared at his hand in a trance like state and willingly dropped to one knee. His body began to shake all over and he called out, "TIME FOR A SPINAROONIE!!!" BO began to perform the breakdance move, but then stopped himself once he realized that concrete was not a good place to do such a thing. "Ha, what a joke," Mac taunted as he had gotten up and now hit BO with a surprise attack from his swordchucks. The result was a slash through BO's shirt and a part of his belly. Mac didn't let up as he spun the swordchucks rapidly to knock BO's sledgehammer out of his hands. Mac let off a flurry that spun both ends to lop off both of BO's arms and met in the middle to slice off his legs at the hip. "WOOOOO!!! Oops, I guess that your line too. Rest in pea... Ah damn it, just die," Mac finished talking and chopped off BO's head to end the fight. "There we are! Push the button!" DC ordered VGMan from the bunker. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 2/28/2007 8:56:08 PM message detail |
Contestant Status Mac - Sax, sword-chuks Radicus Point - BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer Moon - JJ - Glock with 5 shots left Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ Wacky, caught in building collapse, credit to Mac & Radicus Duel, smashed up by Snowman Im Canadian, headshot by Radicus Snowman, shot by JJ BlisteredOtter, decapitated by Mac ---- Special Ballot Time Final four time means it's voting time too! As opposed to last year, I'm just simply allowing votes to be done via posting. You may email them for whatever reason if you still want, but that wasn't very popular last year. brilu20@hotmail.com is where to send to. 1. Best Battle 2. Best weapon 3. Smartest character 4. Best Death 5. Best line/catchphrase - Can be any spoken thing in the BR up to this point. Please include what chapter it's from if it's not clear. 6. Worst battle 7. Most Jackass character 8. New skill/style system, yay or nay & comments 9. BR I vs. BR II --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 2/28/2007 8:56:46 PM message detail |
300! jukester |