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DestructiveCriticism Posted 12/22/2006 12:43:45 AM message detail |
Ahoy folks, this chapter changes things up a bit, as jukester is the one behind it this time. He wrote the entire thing, due to his knowledge on the special topic, but I had given him the requirements of what was to happen and I was allowed to edit as I pleased. (he wanted to note specifically that the "bats" part was my idea) Let's all give a big hand to juke, if you'd like to see more of his writing, please check out his "Future Wars" topic. *big smile* http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=548&topic=32042021 Chapter 14: A Very Special Chapter j.A. Radicus walked on the rickety wooden stage. He glanced around at the surroundings and noticed a Marshall amplifier with a power outlet nearby. Laying down his electric guitar case, Radicus went to plug in the amplifier and set up all of his equipment. He unzipped the guitar case to reveal a crimson-colored Gibson guitar, specially cut to his own design. After the set up, Radicus started to play songs to warm up, as if expecting a surprise. As he came to the bridge of a fast-paced song, a figure in the aisle of the old theatre appeared. This figure carried a golden saxophone. The figure stepped forward and onto the stage along with Radicus. With fiery eyes, the two move forward to shake hands. The figure spoke, “The name’s Mac.” Radicus responded, “Radicus. There’s a microphone for your sax over there.” Radicus pointed to stage left behind Mac. Mac went over and collected the microphone equipment and hooked it up to the end of his sax. After setting up, he tested it out by playing scales at an incredible speed. The sound of his music echoed in the balcony area of the old theatre. Radicus went over to stage right and pulled a rope to open up the beat red curtains of the stage wider. He intended this to be a performance of a lifetime. What Radicus did not see was a figure, hiding, peering down from the rafters of the stage. Impy watched carefully at Mac and Radicus as they set up their equipment and tuned their instruments. As Radicus’ amp got louder, Impy whimpered in auditory pain. “Blimey, these folkies be loud! Oooy, I’m not sure if I can stay here much longer, mates,” Impy said to himself. After each had fully set up, they nod to each other. Mac began with a jazzy, quick tune that followed a scale. Mac, in enthusiasm, stumbled all over the stage in energy never missing a note. As he finished, Radicus immediately picked up the melody and played a faster death metal solo which made Impy cringe. Mac, however, nodded in acknowledgement and as Radicus ended his solo, Mac picked up with a smooth R&B solo reminiscent of his days studying late 50’s rock. As Mac’s sound reverberated through the theatre, it awakened bats from the backstage area and they swarmed out from behind Mac’s side to flee to another location. While the two dueling musicians continued, from far away in the back of the old theatre was a fourth person. He watched in curiosity and suspicion as the two made battle with instruments. Wacky leaned up against the door jam at the back of the theatre near its entrance. He had stumbled in during the battle, enticed by the sounds. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 12/22/2006 12:45:23 AM message detail |
“What the hell kinda fruity battle is this anyway?” he asked himself, unafraid if they could hear him. “I bet these two ***-wads are gonna suck each other off after this, heh! Because they’re ****sexuals!” As Mac’s crooning piece finished, Radicus continued with a steady, twangy rock solo with use of his Hot Rod pedal. Without the benefits of pedals, Mac felt threatened. Thinking quickly, Mac came up with a new tune to toot. Mac’s saxophone nearly reached melting point has he played a quick and happy ska horn solo in a happy sounding major scale. Hearing the melody of Mac’s song, Radicus switched sounds using his pedals and as Mac finished, his guitar sounded acoustic. Using this new sound, Radicus countered with a “ride’m cowboy” country lick. Up above, Impy nearly fell asleep due to boredom of this musical showdown of sorts. Trying to keep his eyes open, he moves his arm to his forehead. “Crikey. These ninnies have kept this up way too long. Right, I need me sle-“ just then, Impy lost grip. Fearing a fall, his free arm floundered for a grip. He grabbed an insecure piece of wood on the rafters and he went flying down, bringing down half of the stage with him. Radicus had just started playing a grinding rhythm, as Impy fell through the stage. Surprised, Mac and Radicus instinctively reach for their priceless instruments and jump off the stage. The stage itself seemingly implodes as all of the rickety boards fall in the hole made by Impy. However, his fall was more catastrophic than they feared. The rafter board that broke caused the roofing to cave in creating a ripple effect which started a chain reaction destroying the entire roof structure. Mac and Radicus flee from the stage area in hopes of not being crushed! Wacky, in a state of mind where everything he saw seemed like television, paused slightly before he realized he needed to run to. By this time, Radicus and Mac had spotted Wacky and caught up to him by the theatre doors. They quickly exited the theatre and now were in the hallway leading to the main lobby. Radicus, Wacky, and Mac still had half the building to run through in order to escape! A fallen board landed on Mac’s heel and caused him to trip and lose grip of his sax. Radicus stopped, grabbed the sax and lifted Mac to his feet, and continued running. As he gasped out a thank you, the three of them stopped at a large obstacle of a chunk of fallen ceiling which lay in between them and the escape. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 12/22/2006 9:55:22 AM message detail |
THE FLINCH IN YOUR EYE CALLS YOUR BLUFF FEEL FREE TO DIE WHEN YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH THANK YOU GOODNIGHT --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, it's MacDaddy Mike! |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 12/22/2006 10:22:38 AM message detail |
Is that what the lyrics are? Hmm, didn't know that. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 12/24/2006 8:21:32 PM message detail |
Xmas time, chapters are on hold. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 12/27/2006 4:49:33 PM message detail |
Should be getting back on the horse soon enough. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/2/2007 12:34:36 AM message detail |
Next chapter is ready if a certain someone can put the finishing touches on it. *cough* --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 1/2/2007 1:39:22 AM message detail |
Whaddya want? You never contacted me for anything. jukester |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/2/2007 9:54:15 AM message detail |
You're always away which is why I never IM you. Unless you're just pretending to be! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 1/2/2007 12:21:28 PM message detail |
Are you say I fake being away? GO AHEAD AND TRY. jukester |
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Tithenion Posted 1/2/2007 12:54:23 PM message detail |
How can your grammar suck so bad when you help with the writing? --- ZSB Editorials News Discussions - www.theZend.com |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 1/2/2007 3:13:55 PM message detail |
-_-; C'mon, I was hoping from blood and guts today... --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you...[aX] |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 1/2/2007 3:55:24 PM message detail |
I was hoping for Tith and Jial today, so my wishes have come true. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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jukester Posted 1/2/2007 4:06:28 PM message detail |
My grammar is perfection. jukester |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/2/2007 10:15:58 PM message detail |
Chapter 15: Mind Games j.A. As bodies were dying left and right on one end of the large skyscraper, Im Canadian was on the other side of it, having just made a shocking discovery. He now stood over the unmistakable remains of Viscen. IC cautiously sifted through the blood and limbs to confirm that it was him and it was without a shadow of a doubt. IC looked at the note from him alledgedly from Viscen and now wondered where to go from here. If his attacker truly was dead now, someone else more dangerous must be on the loose, or perhaps even... Viscen never wrote it at... Suddenly, Im Canadian felt an arm wrap around his neck and a blade pressed against his throat. Someone had snuck up on him undetected and now was a moment away from ending his life. "Make one sudden move and you're done for." The voice spoke into IC's ear. IC coughed as his captor tightened his hold, "Wh...who.. are... yo..you?" "I suppose I can grant you the honour of knowing your killer. Name's Tithenion." Tithenion responded to IC's request. With his butcher knife pressed firmly against IC's neck region, he was now ready to finish him. "You can join your friend there soon enough, I'm doing you a favour." Tithenion grinned as he squeezed once more. IC gasped what would have been his last breath, until a thump was heard. The arms around him suddenly went limp and Tithenion fell forward and past Im Canadian. Tithenion's body splashed into Viscen's remains and his butcher knife weapon rang to the ground. Amazed at what just happened, IC swiveled around to see Blistered Otter standing behind him with a sledgehammer in hand, evidence of his visit to a hardware store. "Yo... You saved me?" Im Canadian cautiously asked. "You bet I did, pal," Blistered Otter began, "That bozo sneaked up on you and that's not cool! I see a lot of potential in you, buddy. What say you and me form a team?" He finished his proposal by throwing his arm over IC's shoulders. "Well... I guess..." IC started to accept as he started to remember the threatening note in his hand. "Never mind that silly note." Blistered Otter quickly snatched it away and crumpled it up. "We'll have a good time together, partners. I'll even let you start by finishing off that rogue over there." BO offered his sledgehammer and a handshake to IC. IC took a few takes and glanced around at his options. Soon a rare grin appeared on his face as he solidified his new partnership by shaking BO's hand and grabbing the hammer. BO, being as hospitable as he could, spread out Tithenion's body as neatly as he could and sat on it to keep it steady. BO waved his hand to direct IC over and ordered the hammer down towards Tith's head. IC planted his feet beside the body and tapped the hammer down a few times on the mark then raised the hammer high overhead. "NOW!!" Blistered Otter commanded as Im Canadian grunted loudly and smashed the sledgehammer downward. Tithenion's head burst like a ripe pumpkin and splattered all around. IC winced as the blood and bodily fluids splashed onto him, but BO seemed to revel in it. "WOOOOOOO!!" BO chanted as he began to strut in victory, he capped it off by doing a crotch chop over the defeated victim. "You and I are going to have good times!" BO announced as he took back his hammer. Im Canadian took Tithenion's butcher knife weapon and hesitantly followed his new "partner". . . . --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/2/2007 10:18:34 PM message detail |
"How do we go about approaching this new obstacle?" Radicus Point asked towards Mac and Wacky as they were all trying to escape the collapsing theatre. "You ask me, we should let the pretty boy Canadian die" Wacky insisted. "Yeah, we could do that... or we could let the UGLIEST one die... by that I mean you, Wacko," Mac retaliated. Wacky tried to snap a quick attack at Mac to shut him up, but Mac evaded it barely and began to dash away. "Never mind you guys, I'm outta here!" Mac yelled out as he wall kicked off the wall adjacent to the towering rock pile. It gave him just enough height so that he could grab onto the top of it and hoist himself the rest of the way to the top. "What the hell? I knew you dirty Canadian scum would run away like a wuss!" Wacky screamed "Better a Canadian than an American!" Mac screamed back "**** Canada! Go United States-" "Of Mac! Go United States of Mac! Haha!" Mac taunted an obscene gesture as he began his descent down the other side and towards the exit. "Frickin' dirty, Canadian, hockey puck-eating, bacon-faced, maple-leafin' ****s...." Wacky grunted out. "Help me up here, please," Radicus commanded as he broke out of the trance-like state he had entered. "Like I'm gonna fall for that one again, you dirty wannabe Canuck!" "I'm a man a valor and honor, I would not flee from anyone in danger, friend or foe," Radicus answered. "...Fine, whatever...." Wacky sneered as he whispered to himself now, "I could get outta this **** by myself anyway..." Mac was now nearing the entrance lobby leading to the door outside. He looked behind him to see the other two were not that far behind now. Mac turned it on hard to clear the unstable lobby and reach the exit door. As he began to open the door to freedom, he was interrupted by a huge rumble. The building was on its last legs now as everything was falling apart. Radicus and Wacky were now running over the lobby and about to reach the steps until the lobby floor fell through! Mac looked wide eyed at his two competitors vanish, but could see upon further inspection there were 4 hands grasping onto the edge. The quakes grew louder and more powerful as time was running out. Mac's hand was on the door to safety, but was also a few steps away from keeping someone from the dark abyss and certain death... ----------- U.I.P. #5: Mac What are you going to do?! 1. Save Radicus 2. Save Wacky 3. Get the hell out of there and let them handle it. This is another life or death U.I.P. so Mac is to email me at brilu20@hotmail.com with the answer. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/2/2007 10:20:12 PM message detail |
Contestant Status Mac - Sax Deity - thumb tack Cauchy - Sail-Chair Duel Radicus Point - electric guitar BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer Wacky - Moon - Glock with 3 shots left, 1 extra clip HandofThrawn - Katana and infrared goggles JJ Snowman - Lighter, currently in berserker mode Im Canadian - butcher knife Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 1/2/2007 10:23:18 PM message detail |
Mac, we are bards alike! Save me and we will make beautiful music together! And then play our instruments! jukester |
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Tithenion Posted 1/3/2007 4:27:01 PM message detail |
Kinda cheap having somebody knock me out from behind, but at least I got a nice messy death to help make it better. --- ZSB Editorials News Discussions - www.theZend.com |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/3/2007 10:58:30 PM message detail |
Yet YOU were about to KILL someone from behind. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 1/4/2007 12:02:14 AM message detail |
<< Yeah but... I'm a ninja-like dude. That's what I do! Whatever, I guess I can't really argue with you on that. --- ZSB Editorials News Discussions - www.theZend.com |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/4/2007 1:17:58 AM message detail |
Damn straight. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 1/4/2007 8:46:05 PM message detail |
My decision has been made. Two lives hang in the balance. Which, if any, HAVE I CHOSEN?! --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/4/2007 11:31:44 PM message detail |
Yes I did get your email, if that's what you mean. <_< >_> --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/7/2007 4:47:36 PM message detail |
*yawn* Sorry, not up to writing yet. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Tithenion Posted 1/7/2007 5:04:08 PM message detail |
That describes me for about the last month. --- ZSB Editorials News Discussions - www.theZend.com |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/10/2007 12:43:17 AM message detail |
Tonight, I had really nothing scheduled to do on my computer before bed, so I was all set to start the new chapter in theory. Of course, I got distracted by other sites and convos and we got nowhere on it. I'm also going away this weekend on a trip, so that won't speed things up either. Someone please keep this topic up while I'm gone, thanks. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/12/2007 12:29:35 AM message detail |
I also had a slim hope of leaving you all with one last chapter, clearly that didn't happen. I'm out of here tomorrow, but I'll at least leave you all with a preview. Hand of Thrawn and an enraged Snowman stood there opposite one another outside in the near darkness. A cold wind blew by as if to signify the start of their impending battle, and HoT made the first move... Bon voyage! --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 1/12/2007 8:37:45 AM message detail |
Thrawn is so dead. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 1/16/2007 5:30:20 PM message detail |
Blumpkin... --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/16/2007 9:15:33 PM message detail |
A well timed save, snowy. I'm back from my trip now, so things can possibly resume soon enough. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/20/2007 3:11:39 PM message detail |
I've got a few days off work, hopefully I'll finish the preview, heh. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 1/21/2007 11:54:00 PM message detail |
Double ewe tee eff, mate? --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/22/2007 1:36:02 AM message detail |
Chapter 16: Power Struggle j.A. Hand of Thrawn and an enraged Snowman stood there opposite one another outside in the near darkness. A cold wind blew by as if to signify the start of their impending battle, and HoT made the first move. Thrawn dashed towards a stationary Snowman and drew his katana. He closed the gap quickly and unleashed a quick downward slash. Unfortunately, Snowman's increased speed easily sidestepped the attack and Snowman responded by giving HoT a sharp kick that sent him skidding back to his original location. HoT wanted to attempt another attack, but the pain shooting through his abdomen brought him down to a knee before he could try again. "Ha! Some battle royale champ you are! Nothin' but a skinny-ass hippie nerd. And a wannabe Frenchy!" Snowman taunted. HandofThrawn grit his teeth at the remark and set his pain aside to shut him up. Once again he darted towards the opponent with his sword drawn. This time he barraged Snowman with a flurry of short, quick and precise swings. Snowman's eyes and reflexes were able to keep up with all of them though and his movements were able to evade every single attack. The only thing HoT managed to cut, were some of the hairs off of Snowman's head, when Snowman barely ducked under a slash. "If I wanted a bad haircut I would've hired Helen Keller!" Snowman remarked about his hair, "Enough talk though," Snowman announced as he beared down upon the smaller figure of Thrawn. He attempted to grab and envelop his body, but Thrawn still had some fight in him left. HoT ducked under and around Snowman's large body and was able to score a strike across Snowman's back. Snowman screamed in pain as the newly opened cut on his shirt revealed a deep red line across his skin. He was angrier than ever now as he turned around to face his target once more. He lurched forward and HoT swung horizontally to defend himself, but again Snowman was able to get under it with amazing agility. HoT brought his hand back for a second shot, but Snowman stuck his arm out and caught Thrawn's hand within his own to bring it to a halt. Snowman let out a devious smile as HoT struggled to free his sword arm from Snowman's grip. After several tries and failing to do so, Snowman simply swatted him away to send him flying and crashing to the ground. A glint in Snowman's peripheral vision gave him an idea. He swiveled his head and glanced at Valko's chain lying on the ground from earlier. He grabbed it with both hands firmly and began to twirl one end and approached the staggering Thrawn. HoT looked lovingly at his sword as his body racked with pain and prepared a surprise assault. He leaped up in anticipation to do so, when suddenly his sword was now entwined with the metal chain thrown by Snowman! Snowman grinned as he held the other end of the chain in his hands and Thrawn could do nothing but clasp onto his hilt with all his remaining strength. A short tug-o-war ensued as Thrawn desperately refused to let go of his precious weapon. After Snowman grew tired of pulling with one arm, his weaker arm no less, he gave a sharp tug and both the chain and katana launched away and far into the city. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/22/2007 1:38:11 AM message detail |
"Looks like your time is up, hippie-*****!" Snowman cackled out as Thrawn had a look of mourn on his face. Snowman slowly began closing in on his weakened prey as Thrawn spoke out as loud as he could, "Strong, you are *cough*... but defeating me will not prove anything.... The others will...aggg... certainly stand in the way of your victory!" "Petty fool, I'm mother****ing Koala... I can rip all other battlers to shreds. Time to die, peon." Snowman responded one last time as he closed his hands around Thrawn's head. Thrawn was too weak now to even try to retaliate as Snowman lifted him up and began to squeeze. HoT's infrared goggles cracked and shattered in his hands and the resulting shards cut and teared HoT's cheeks. Snowman slammed him hard to the ground and moved his hands away to reveal HoT's bloody face. "River... of la... lava... under... city... Everyone... doomed..." HoT murmured to himself as he lay there and Snowman dethroned the champion. ----- Contestant Status Mac - Sax Deity - thumb tack Cauchy - Sail-Chair Duel Radicus Point - electric guitar BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer Wacky - Moon - Glock with 3 shots left, 1 extra clip JJ Snowman - Lighter Im Canadian - butcher knife Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 1/22/2007 2:36:42 AM message detail |
Sweet. --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 1/22/2007 7:31:35 AM message detail |
Signature move: Bearhug of death. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/26/2007 12:38:04 AM message detail |
Just started new chapter. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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HandofThrawn Posted 1/26/2007 1:08:07 AM message detail |
......... Damn. --- {Board 548} What is there left to say?{åß} |
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Mad Kowolluh Posted 1/26/2007 1:32:19 AM message detail |
/flex at HoT --- Why is Denis Leary famous and Bill Hicks not? No cure for cancer. |
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Sephiroth154 Posted 1/26/2007 2:51:18 AM message detail |
MURDERER! Duel, |
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Jial Silverthorn Posted 1/26/2007 8:01:45 PM message detail |
DAMN! --- The more things change, the more they stay the same. MLH - I will never stop loving you...[aX] |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/28/2007 11:32:13 PM message detail |
Chapter 17: Bullet Time j.A. "...What... just happened?" DC stood in shock and asked to his crew. "I believe... our reigning champion was just killed," Strider reported. "Wha... but... He..." DC stuttered. "It's ok, I liked him too," VGMan replied. "But.. Scott owed me $50..." DC finished. "..." VGMan and Strider both sat there with blank looks. "BEEFER AMS NOT DRINKIN COFFEESHH!!! WHERE AM THRAWN? HE BRING BEEFERSH THE CATFUR COFFEEEESH! RAWGH HO!" Beefer added into the conversation, DC sighed at the realization now of a new winner being crowned. . . . JJ continued to stand there facing away from the smoking and wrecked car, still with a look of mourn on his face. Deity wasted no time with the battle and charged forward, thumb tack in hand and ready to pierce flesh. At the last second, JJ side stepped the attack and Deity was barely able to put on the brakes and avoid running into the car. After his playing possum maneuver was evident, JJ gave a quick kick to Deity's open rear end. "Aha! Score one for JJ!" JJ proudly announced his first successful attack. Deity was less enthusiastic about it and immediately resumed his attacks. In his increasing fit of anger, Deity seemed unable to land a hit on JJ. JJ was able to narrowly avoid all of the assault Deity wanted to dish out thanks to his slight inaccuracy. Following another missed punch, JJ finally retaliated and shoved Deity as hard as he could. Deity's back smacked into the car, but he was able to bounce back towards JJ and, after he had had enough, punted JJ between his legs. JJ understandably crumpled downward grasping his crotch and his face distorted. "Huh, I'm surprised you got anything to feel pain with there," Deity grumbled in a rare taunt. He dragged JJ's body over to the car and opened the passenger door. He placed JJ's head in the opening and pull the door back as far as it would go, then backed up. Deity took off towards the open door and booted it shut as it slammed back into closed position. Deity got another frustrated look on his face to find that JJ had been able to get out of harm's way at the last second. Still, JJ had his face buried in the ground and Deity propped him up against the car and shoved his thumb tack in the direction of JJ's face, evidently aiming for his eye. JJ was alert enough now to at least raise his arms in self defense to prevent the tack from poking his eye out. JJ's strength was soon giving out though, as the tack grew ever closer to his eye with Deity forcing it as much as he could. Just as Deity was about to tear JJ's eye out, they were both interrupted as the sounds of bullets streaked through the air around them and dinged off the car. They disengaged from one another and instinctively ducked down for cover. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/28/2007 11:33:05 PM message detail |
"If you sissies don't mind, I'd like to cut in!" A voice called out as the fire of bullets ceased momentarily. "Oh no, don't tell me it's..." JJ said. "It is..." Deity answered as he peeked a look at the figure. "Hey *****es! It's Duel! I'm here to pop a cap in yo' stank asses!" Duel screamed out as he resumed his barrage of bullets on the car which protected JJ and Deity. An endless stream of metal holes began to become embedded into the car's frame and the two fighters had to cover their heads to avoid being struck by the shattering window shards that were inevitable. "This is funner than that time I beat up a nine year old for pot money!" Duel shouted out in glee as he continued to fire his machine gun. "I have an idea!!" JJ had to shout so Deity could hear him despite being a foot away. "What is it!?" "Run towards Duel screaming at the top of your lungs!!" "...And then??" Deity rolled his hand with the question. "Then what? That's it!" JJ answered with a perverted grin on his face. Deity pulled back his hand in preparation to slap JJ's face, but was stopped when the bullets suddenly halted. "Try to hit me, *****es! Ha!" Duel explained as his quick skilled hands had already nearly completed reloading. He was about to blast away again when he suddenly heard a rolling sound coming toward him. JJ and Deity faintly heard the noise as well and poked their heads above the car to watch Duel. Their eyes widened to see a large blur pass by the alleyway and took Duel along with it. O_O Duel had suddenly gone from firing on a car, to being captured onto a mysterious riding contraption with another man. Duel held tightly onto his machine gun and eventually recognized the figure to be Cauchy. "What the **** is this weird ass..." Duel began to demand until Cauchy pulled a string next to him and Duel couldn't see a thing. Cauchy smirked as the string he pulled caused his parachute/sail to enclose itself around Duel's head, effectively cutting off his air and also shutting him up. "Apologies, friend. However, this onslaught of yours had to be eradicated as a safety precaution for myself and the other two gentlemen. Yes, indeed, had I attacked as you planned to attack me, you'd have been in more pain than if I would simply eliminate you in one blow. You should be thanking me, you whippersnapper," Cauchy explained. As Duel struggled with the orange fabric covering his head and Cauchy tugging on the string to make it tighter, a tiny explosive with the letters "VK" written on them suddenly rolled into the path of the sail-chair! Cauchy and Duel were way too busy to notice the obstacle and it exploded on contact! The explosion was very minor and created a small hole in the ground, but it did enough to halt the chair's movement and send it's riders to the ground. More importantly, Cauchy was no longer holding the string and Duel was easily able to pull the cover off his face and breath some oxygen. Unseen around a nearby corner, the cloaked figure known as VonKat slinked away back into hiding as he had had his bit of fun. Duel rubbed his head as it ached, but managed to feel around and locate his machine gun. He saw Cauchy where he lay not too far off, and as he approached, could see that Cauchy's injuries from the crash were far more serious. Various places on Cauchy's body leaked blood onto the concrete, particularly a spot on his head. He turned his head to face Duel and his machine gun. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/28/2007 11:35:44 PM message detail |
"Ya got brains, forehead, but I got brawn AND brains. Anotherwards, you is DEAD!" Duel proclaimed. "...You...may have defeated me here...now... but you will soon... c-c-choke... like.... the Eagles!..." Cauchy uttered out with his last breath. "SHUT UP!" Duel snapped back as he pumped bullets all over Cauchy. Duel smiled at the corpse he had just created and couldn't hold it in any longer, "BALLIN!" he shouted at it as he walked away. He set down his weapon to do a full jump shot motion with no one around to see. Meanwhile.... "JJ, I think we can start fighting again... Duel's gone." Deity began to whisper loudly. "JJ?" Deity looked around and started to get worried now when he couldn't locate his adversary. The eerie silence started to really put Deity on edge now as all he could hear were the shards of glass cracking beneath his shoes. He looked in the trunk and inside the car, but found no signs of JJ. Deity turned to check the brick wall behind him again for a sneak attack, then suddenly heard additional glass cracks. JJ rolled out from under the car and leaped up to surprise Deity! In his hand he held the biggest piece of glass he could find and before Deity could react, he slit Deity across his throat. "Did you say we could start fighting again? 'Cause you might want to rethink that, hahahehe." JJ gloated as Deity gripped his neck that began to spurt blood. His vision began to blur and all he could see what that grin on JJ's face that he didn't get to slap off moments ago. Right now that's all he wanted to do, as everything started to go dark. ------ Contestant Status Mac - Sax Duel - machine gun with about 100 bullets left Radicus Point - electric guitar BlisteredOtter - sledgehammer, with IC Wacky - Moon - Glock with 3 shots left, 1 extra clip JJ Snowman - Lighter Im Canadian - butcher knife, with BO Killed Yeti, neck snapped by Jial Meeptro, shot by Moon's Glock Mario, thrown off roof by Tithenion Face Loran, run over by JJ's car Jial, shot by Moon's Glock Viscen, thrown out window by TornadosD TornadosD, ripped apart by GValko and Snowman GValko, decapitated by HandofThrawn Tithenion, head smashed by Im Canadian HandofThrawn, defeated and killed by Snowman Cauchy, gunned down by Duel Deity, throat slit by JJ --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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CTrunks Posted 1/29/2007 5:34:07 AM message detail |
<.< >.> I like this VonKat fellow, he seems to be very witty and a lurker...actually, he sounds familiar. Like some other lurker we know who is very witty...ya know, that CTrunks fellow. --- Relinquish your grip upon the stick, sir. The horse is quite dead, and you beating it won't help us anymore. |
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Cauchys Inequality Posted 1/29/2007 7:41:25 AM message detail |
I accept my death. It was a good way to die. --- Burst Man - Bomb Bomber Bombest |
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MacDaddy Mike Posted 1/29/2007 10:21:11 AM message detail |
"Anotherwards, you is DEAD!" I've said it before and I'll say it again: Duel's dialogue is GOLD. --- The ZSB: It's not about you, or me. It's about Zii. {Board 548} SPOOKAY!™, I'm the Grand Polas Champion |
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DestructiveCriticism Posted 1/29/2007 11:17:42 AM message detail |
I particularly liked that line of Duel's too when it was given to me. And before any of you less attentive readers ask how someone like Duel got a machine gun, I recommend you reread the end of chapter 12. --- I've always been under the impression that girls are only "bi-sexual" cause it's the popular, slutty thing to do. -MacDaddy Mike |
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jukester Posted 1/29/2007 3:00:52 PM message detail |
Duel's dialogue courtesy of yours truly, Mac. jukester |